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Reply #200 on: December 27, 2018, 11:25:44 AM
Tha’s why younusena lighter weapon than a battle rifle. The carbine or the SKS.

Right, why they adopted 5.56, instead of .50 caliber BMG "Sniper" rifles.  That's what prompted this rant in the first place:  Someone who wanted a "Sniper" rifle in a machinegun round so bad, he couldn't think of anything he could possibly do in a SHTF situation besides run around shooting engine blocks.  So, we got into it when I detailed the Practical concerns.  

Well, I started out with 6 cheaper things you can do besides shooting the radiator if someone tries to drive on your land, and take your shit:  1) lock up your shit.  2) Shoot the driver, 3) shoot the tires, 4) wait until they get out of the car, and shoot them while they try to take your shit with an affordable gun that doesn't cost $5.00 a round to shoot.  (Did I mention the article was for a "Budget" .50 caliber rifle?)  5) dig a ditch, and pile it up in a berm, or 6) Tank Traps.  

But he wants a hammer, so everything looks like a nail.  Or an engine block.



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Reply #201 on: December 28, 2018, 08:33:34 PM
CJ got huge cock for Xmas... I'm in serious withdrawal.  :facepalm:

I won't give details, but I've had that particular one countless times. I love it and the person it's attached to. Let's just say that cock has made CJ cum as many times as it's been in me. I got FUCKED so good with it. I came many times. I sucked it, fucked it, hand jobbed it. I want it back.  :facepalm: It's so awesome!

Wifey gave me permission as my Xmas gift. So she, wifey #2, and the person married to the owner of that wonderful cock all watched CJ get fucked and suck and cummed on. Or should say splattered because it went everywhere. ;D Wifey #2 was all about the cock before she was disabled, and she was obviously interested but I wasn't sharing that with anyone. Even though wifey wouldn't have it anyway. Well, maybe I can let #2 have it sometime. I know she'd absolutely love it.  8)

Now wifey's all "I know it won't happen, but it would be the worst thing ever if you got pregnant." Nah, it wouldn't. But let's just say I completely understand her concern . ;D

Sometimes I can still feel it in me. Sometimes I can still taste the cum.  :facepalm: Playing with girls is great, but sometimes there's just no substitute for the cock.  ;D



psiberzerker

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Reply #202 on: December 28, 2018, 09:12:31 PM
CJ got huge cock for Xmas... I'm in serious withdrawal.  :facepalm:

This too will pass...  If you do go back for more, try to be discrete.  2 women scorned is a world of hurt.

BOT:  I didn't get laid for Xmas, but my housemate came back horny as hell from visiting his family.  (Including nieces...)

He was such a good boy, I've been rewarding him for controlling his urges.  Hope I get a big surprise tomorrow for my birthday?

Hint.  Hint...



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Reply #203 on: December 29, 2018, 02:13:34 AM
CJ got huge cock for Xmas... I'm in serious withdrawal.  :facepalm:

This too will pass...  If you do go back for more, try to be discrete.  2 women scorned is a world of hurt.

BOT:  I didn't get laid for Xmas, but my housemate came back horny as hell from visiting his family.  (Including nieces...)

He was such a good boy, I've been rewarding him for controlling his urges.  Hope I get a big surprise tomorrow for my birthday?

Hint.  Hint...

I'm sure you'll get plenty.  :D

CJ on the other hand won't.  :roll:

I've only ever loved one Human male, besides my little brother, in my entire life. And it felt wonderful having him hold me in his strong arms after he made me cum, and after he pumped a load into me.  ;D He held me, and like I always have with him I felt like a princess. I liked that. I liked that a lot.  :facepalm:

CJ will get over it. :'( But I sure wouldn't mind having that awesome cock to play with again.  :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #204 on: January 01, 2019, 04:20:07 PM
Men here -or elsewhere on the internet- who insist on disrespecting the ladies with tired innuendo in almost all of their directed posts.  Stop it.  

It ain't cool, yo.  

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« Last Edit: January 01, 2019, 04:23:44 PM by Athos_131 »

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psiberzerker

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Reply #205 on: January 01, 2019, 04:51:20 PM
I'm sure you'll get plenty.  :D

Boy howdy, did I?  My ass is still a little stretched out, and that was Saturday!  I guess, it's kind of gender reversed, since i've got all the dick I can eat here, but he had to call in some specialists, with the power tools.  Strap-ons, bondage gear, whips, paddles...

:emot_thdrool:

Yeah, "Plenty" pretty much sums it up.  In a word, "Plenty." 

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I've only ever loved one Human male, besides my little brother, in my entire life. And it felt wonderful having him hold me in his strong arms after he made me cum, and after he pumped a load into me.  ;D He held me, and like I always have with him I felt like a princess. I liked that. I liked that a lot.  CJ will get over it. :'( But I sure wouldn't mind having that awesome cock to play with again.

Maybe not that one, but consider yourself lucky.  It's a lot easier to find a guy who's willing to have loveless sex, or at least blowjobs from an attractive, but taken lady like yourself, no strings attached. 

Just try to be discrete, 2 women scorned, with another wifey in there?  Seriously, don't piss them off.  I've seen situations like that turn out really very badly when a dick came into the picture.  I mean like Conspiracy to Commit Murder badly.  No shit, they could probably get away with it too, with a disabled woman in on it.  Those tend to be unbeatably sympathetic to juries, only it might not matter to you if it turns into a they said/you're dead situation.

I'm serious, stay safe.  No dick is worth your life, and your relationships.



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Reply #206 on: January 01, 2019, 07:15:31 PM
There's no worry of scorning. Wifey don't want the dick, but wifey #2 told me she'd love to get what I got. And the gentleman is more than willing to give. And his wife is willing to allow it as long as she gets someone she wants in return.  :emot_dancing:

Though wifey doesn't want to talk about CJ getting the big D anymore, she ignores me bringing it up.  :roll: But she is very interested in being a trade.  ;D

I just want the cock now. I'm so done with cunt for a while.  :roll:


I do have a rant, but no one wants to hear me scream about how I can't get Cortana on my kids new gaming laptop to work.  :facepalm:



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Reply #207 on: January 01, 2019, 07:19:15 PM
Men here -or elsewhere on the internet- who insist on disrespecting the ladies with tired innuendo in almost all of their directed posts.  Stop it.  

It ain't cool, yo.  

#Resist


It all depends on if it’s unwelcome.  But then that’s the real trick isn’t it, accurately determining that?



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Reply #208 on: January 01, 2019, 07:36:16 PM
It all depends on if it’s unwelcome.  But then that’s the real trick isn’t it, accurately determining that?

When is disrespect welcome?  I mean, playful flirting-to-humiliation In Scene is one thing, but that's arranged ahead of time.  How long did you "Know" chirpy online before you started the blowjob talk?  

Athos_131 didn't say this explicitly, so I'm just assuming that Strangers on the Internet was implied, just like it is in real life.  Disrespecting strangers, because they're "Hot" is just plain sexist.  If you wouldn't say it to another man, then it's a double standard.  Gay, straight, bi, or asexual.  

If you know, because of your relationship that she likes it, it's not disrespect, it's just Role Play.  Actually, it's Respecting her wishes to be talked dirty to.

#AskDoNotAssume.
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Reply #209 on: January 01, 2019, 07:48:39 PM
It all depends on if it’s unwelcome.  But then that’s the real trick isn’t it, accurately determining that?

We have an entire thread dedicated to people who were afraid to speak out against their sexual and domestic assaulters.

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Reply #210 on: January 01, 2019, 07:51:12 PM
We have an entire thread dedicated to people who were afraid to speak out against their sexual and domestic assaulters.

#Resist

Yeah, and a big way they're discouraged is by enabling sexual abusers (Including harassers) so they can legally make rape threats until feminists voices burn out, and give up.

"What, you can't take a compliment?"



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Reply #211 on: January 01, 2019, 09:35:34 PM
There's no worry of scorning. Wifey don't want the dick, but wifey #2 told me she'd love to get what I got. And the gentleman is more than willing to give. And his wife is willing to allow it as long as she gets someone she wants in return.  :emot_dancing:

Though wifey doesn't want to talk about CJ getting the big D anymore, she ignores me bringing it up.  :roll: But she is very interested in being a trade.  ;D

I just want the cock now. I'm so done with cunt for a while.  :roll:


I do have a rant, but no one wants to hear me scream about how I can't get Cortana on my kids new gaming laptop to work.  :facepalm:

Chirp, I have to ask, is all this activity with however many participants (5?) done in the open where you live? When you are doing wifey 2 is wifey 1 and/or wife of #2 aware? Is there a rompus room that y'll use? This all reminds me of my friend Pixie that lived with Judy, Sam and Lexi and a Chinese girl that visited often. They had a room where they kept the sybian and the rack.

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Reply #212 on: January 01, 2019, 10:25:28 PM
There's no worry of scorning. Wifey don't want the dick, but wifey #2 told me she'd love to get what I got. And the gentleman is more than willing to give. And his wife is willing to allow it as long as she gets someone she wants in return.  :emot_dancing:

Though wifey doesn't want to talk about CJ getting the big D anymore, she ignores me bringing it up.  :roll: But she is very interested in being a trade.  ;D

I just want the cock now. I'm so done with cunt for a while.  :roll:


I do have a rant, but no one wants to hear me scream about how I can't get Cortana on my kids new gaming laptop to work.  :facepalm:

Chirp, I have to ask, is all this activity with however many participants (5?) done in the open where you live? When you are doing wifey 2 is wifey 1 and/or wife of #2 aware? Is there a rompus room that y'll use? This all reminds me of my friend Pixie that lived with Judy, Sam and Lexi and a Chinese girl that visited often. They had a room where they kept the sybian and the rack.

It's not THAT complicated.  ;D

Ok, it actually is kinda complicated. And if I go through it here I'll just get bitched at for off topic.  :roll:



psiberzerker

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Reply #213 on: January 01, 2019, 10:39:15 PM
Ok, it actually is kinda complicated. And if I go through it here I'll just get bitched at for off topic.  :roll:

Honestly, your home/lovelife is so intriguing, you could start a blog, and we'd all read it...



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Reply #214 on: January 02, 2019, 12:16:59 AM
CJ doesn't think it's really that interesting.  :emot_shrug:

 :D



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Reply #215 on: January 02, 2019, 02:37:09 AM
It all depends on if it’s unwelcome.  But then that’s the real trick isn’t it, accurately determining that?

We have an entire thread dedicated to people who were afraid to speak out against their sexual and domestic assaulters.

#Resist


OK?  It’s possible I misunderstood the reason for your post.  I thought it had to do with unwelcome flirting, especially that which is graphic in nature, and the clueless that are the source of that.

That said, victims of assault that eventually look for and find sites such as this frequently enjoy if not crave a little graphic flirting.  And like I said, the trick is determining that, and giving someone what they are looking for and not misinterpreting signals and adding to their pain and discomfort.

And Psi, a little playful disrespect is exactly what some are looking for, so disrespect can be welcome.



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Reply #216 on: January 02, 2019, 03:19:19 AM
I wonder why it is that when I look up "passive aggressive" on-line, trying to learn how to deal with my wife's behavior, all I can find is articles and videos about passive-aggressive men.

In my experience, 9 out of 10 women are passive aggressive, in that if you ask them
what is wrong, they respond with a cold stare, a pout, or by acting out in some other way rather than responding directly.

Just an honest observation.



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Reply #217 on: January 02, 2019, 03:22:38 AM
Passive Aggressive is like Sexism.  It can (Improperly) describe a person, or it can be a strategy that's used, when for instance you can be overpowered by a violently aggressive man.

In my experience, men who say shit like "9-out-of-10 women..."  Are sexist.



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Reply #218 on: January 02, 2019, 03:28:33 AM
PervertedNeighbor, is that you?

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Reply #219 on: January 02, 2019, 03:44:24 AM
PervertedNeighbor, is that you?

#Resist

Very astute, and just maybe.