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Offline LtBroccoli

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Reply #840 on: October 19, 2022, 03:35:55 AM
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No I don't feel bad... just dumb and old. :emot_laughing:

It happens much more often than you might think. I had a Dell years ago, and I used to get annoyed whenever I called India and they asked me to double check if the computer was plugged in and turned on.  :facepalm:

I've heard a lot of "tech support" stories since then that make me understand why they ask that.   :emot_laughing:

I have a lifetime of experience in IT and spent several years as a support tech.  I lost count of how many times simply making sure it was plugged in or turned on solved the problem.  Funniest one was back when I was a day-to-day help desk tech and a call comes in about a PC issue.  Call should've never came to me, I was L2 software support at the time, but L1 sent it to me because they didn't know where else to send it.  I'm asking the user, a woman probably in her late 40's to early 50's what's going on, what does she see, what lights are on, etc.  Eventually, I figure out that this computer isn't plugged in and each time she presses the power button nothing happens.  I ask her to check the back of the PC and find the power cable, then follow it to the wall.  She says "Oh...oh. umm..."  The universal sound of "I found the problem and it is so blazingly stupid I want to stick my head in the microwave and give myself a tan."  I can tell she's embarrassed so I tell her to "give the cable a jiggle.  Sometimes jiggling it helps."  She's all excited and going "yeah, yeah, let me try that.  Hey, jiggling the cable worked, the computers coming back on."  Sent her on her way, closed the ticket, and laughed with my fellow techs for a few minutes before the next big problem came to the desk.

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Reply #841 on: November 03, 2022, 07:52:57 PM
Quote from: LtBroccoli on October 19, 2022, 03:35:55 AM

I have a lifetime of experience in IT and spent several years as a support tech.  I lost count of how many times simply making sure it was plugged in or turned on solved the problem.  Funniest one was back when I was a day-to-day help desk tech and a call comes in about a PC issue.  Call should've never came to me, I was L2 software support at the time, but L1 sent it to me because they didn't know where else to send it.  I'm asking the user, a woman probably in her late 40's to early 50's what's going on, what does she see, what lights are on, etc.  Eventually, I figure out that this computer isn't plugged in and each time she presses the power button nothing happens.  I ask her to check the back of the PC and find the power cable, then follow it to the wall.  She says "Oh...oh. umm..."  The universal sound of "I found the problem and it is so blazingly stupid I want to stick my head in the microwave and give myself a tan."  I can tell she's embarrassed so I tell her to "give the cable a jiggle.  Sometimes jiggling it helps."  She's all excited and going "yeah, yeah, let me try that.  Hey, jiggling the cable worked, the computers coming back on."  Sent her on her way, closed the ticket, and laughed with my fellow techs for a few minutes before the next big problem came to the desk.

Much like the day a teacher working from home (virtual school) called to tell me her printer wasn't working. Same thing, I told her to follow the cables to the printer from the computer. Next thing I heard was "I'm going to kill my husband. I told him not to touch anything." Hubby thought he was helping, moved somethings around and forgot to (or didn't know how to) connect the printer to the computer.


That is all.

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Reply #842 on: January 28, 2023, 01:01:36 AM
He should have been done with work and home at least a half hour ago... I swear if he doesnt answer my texts soon, I'm going to get his parents address and go fuck his dad 😠


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Reply #843 on: January 28, 2023, 05:24:32 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 28, 2023, 01:01:36 AM
He should have been done with work and home at least a half hour ago... I swear if he doesnt answer my texts soon, I'm going to get his parents address and go fuck his dad 😠


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Reply #844 on: January 28, 2023, 05:25:41 AM
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Reply #845 on: March 14, 2023, 05:29:47 PM
Interesting article in the New York Times today about millennials not being able to have a “midlife crisis,” because they have been in a state of crisis most of their lives, and do not have sufficient funds to even buy a sports car or get a younger girlfriend.

Life in America has really changed in my era. I used to really hate millennials, and now I kind of feel sorry for them. Because I can’t imagine going through life with two millstones tied around your ankles. Seems we are all doing that now.

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Reply #846 on: March 14, 2023, 05:59:24 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 14, 2023, 05:29:47 PM

Interesting article in the New York Times today about millennials not being able to have a “midlife crisis,” because they have been in a state of crisis most of their lives, and do not have sufficient funds to even buy a sports car or get a younger girlfriend.

Life in America has really changed in my era. I used to really hate millennials, and now I kind of feel sorry for them. Because I can’t imagine going through life with two millstones tied around your ankles. Seems we are all doing that now.


I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

If so, then props.

If not, I'm a millennial (I was born in 1980), and I must have a heart of stone, since I'm having a very hard time feeling sorry for people who can't afford a sports car and a trophy wife.





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Reply #847 on: March 14, 2023, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 14, 2023, 05:59:24 PM

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.



Little bit of both. We had the “dot com bubble” burst, then we had 9/11, then we had 20+ years of war in Iraq and Afghanistan, 2008 depression, and then the pandemic. Don’t get me started on climate change. And it just seems like the minute anybody starts to get back on their feet again, the rug gets yanked out from under them again. I can only assume it’s always been this way. I’ve just lived long enough now to notice it.

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Reply #848 on: March 20, 2023, 03:54:14 AM

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This is absolutely brilliant!  I love it! 



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Reply #849 on: March 21, 2023, 05:41:23 PM
So I wanted to search for more delicious pics of men to post this morning, because I'm bored and still quite horny. So I type the words "solo" "male" "erotic" "artistic" "masturbation" and I scroll down a bit and one of the first images is two men playing with each other, which, ok, sure I can see that sliding, but then within the first 15 images is a woman with a dildo up her snatch, and then shortly after that is 5 women masturbating on a sofa. How the f@#$ is that even close.

I literally use every word to get this.


And I f@#$ing get this shit.


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Reply #850 on: March 21, 2023, 05:50:01 PM
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Reply #851 on: March 21, 2023, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 21, 2023, 05:41:23 PM

So I wanted to search for more delicious pics of men to post this morning, because I'm bored and still quite horny. So I type the words "solo" "male" "erotic" "artistic" "masturbation" and I scroll down a bit and one of the first images is two men playing with each other, which, ok, sure I can see that sliding, but then within the first 15 images is a woman with a dildo up her snatch, and then shortly after that is 5 women masturbating on a sofa. How the f@#$ is that even close.

I literally use every word to get this.



And I f@#$ing get this shit.




I'm very adept at internet searching, but I see what you mean. I failed to find anything that had even an ounce of subtlety or that wasn't of the splooge in your face variety.

(Is "splooge" a Midwestern term, or is it used elsewhere in the country?)

Speaking of obviousness and a lack of subtlety, that second GIF does nothing for me. It's too staged and fake, and you can't even see their faces.





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Reply #852 on: March 21, 2023, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 21, 2023, 07:03:50 PM
I'm very adept at internet searching, but I see what you mean. I failed to find anything that had even an ounce of subtlety or that wasn't of the splooge in your face variety.

(Is "splooge" a Midwestern term, or is it used elsewhere in the country?)

Speaking of obviousness and a lack of subtlety, that second GIF does nothing for me. It's too staged and fake, and you can't even see their faces.




It is why I use terms like erotic and artistic. If I just type in male masturbation, over have will be women masturbating, and then the ones with men are usually ejaculating on a woman.

I'm sure if I add the term tasteful, I'm just going to get a bunch of guys cumming in women's mouths.


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Reply #853 on: March 21, 2023, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 21, 2023, 07:37:02 PM

I'm sure if I add the term tasteful, I'm just going to get a bunch of guys cumming in women's mouths.


LOL.  :emot_laughing:  Woo.

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Reply #854 on: March 30, 2023, 05:04:26 PM
I hate Only FansTM. Just hate it. It is prostitution without the tution. Seriously, you want me to pay you $100 bucks to see your pussy for a fap session? I don’t care if you have a gold plated pussy squirting meth, there are better pussies out there for free.

I think OF had a big boost during Covid. But we’re back to a free porn is everywhere reality, and people are not afraid of interacting with others without a mask and 6 feet between them. Somebody please inform the women of OF.

I was just getting annoyed with receiving unsolicited messages. So I blocked everybody, and took down my account.

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Reply #855 on: March 30, 2023, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 30, 2023, 05:04:26 PM
I hate Only FansTM. Just hate it. It is prostitution without the tution. Seriously, you want me to pay you $100 bucks to see your pussy for a fap session? I don’t care if you have a gold plated pussy squirting meth, there are better pussies out there for free.

I have a $99 End Of March special going on right now.  It's not gold plated, but.   LMK

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Reply #856 on: March 30, 2023, 08:46:05 PM
Boy are you gonna be mad to find out that I'm an only fans personality and I'm gonna be sending out invoices for all those pics in shiela sunday thread!!! 🤣😂


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Reply #857 on: March 30, 2023, 08:49:25 PM
Just had a conversation last Saturday about OF. I said about the same as my bro. I can find SO much free porn. I don’t get why you want to pay so you can watch a woman talk to 50 guys at the same time while she plays with herself. You can search POV videos and get the same feel (in more ways then one)

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Reply #858 on: March 30, 2023, 11:03:53 PM
I'd actually sign up if one of our resident KB hotties were to ever start a page. There's a huge difference for me between knowing the person and also wanting to be supportive of the, versus if it's content from someone with whom I have no connection on any level.


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Reply #859 on: March 30, 2023, 11:23:39 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 30, 2023, 11:03:53 PM
I'd actually sign up if one of our resident KB hotties were to ever start a page. There's a huge difference for me between knowing the person and also wanting to be supportive of the, versus if it's content from someone with whom I have no connection on any level.


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