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Reply #740 on: January 14, 2022, 08:59:19 AM
I HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS
T minus 3... 2... 1...
Jizzoff!  8)
Not *THAT* long of a moment!
Just a little bit of an uprising, which was quelled, pretty much asap.



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Reply #741 on: January 14, 2022, 09:07:13 AM
I HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS
T minus 3... 2... 1...
Jizzoff!  8)
Not *THAT* long of a moment!
Just a little bit of an uprising, which was quelled, pretty much asap.

Ah, no shame in admitting you nearly cum-punched a hole into your bedroom wall. Six months of buildup will do that ;)

I'm glad you're still with us and didn't drown in your own protein shake tsunami. I'd high-five but, uhm, maybe wash your hands first  ;D



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Reply #742 on: January 14, 2022, 09:56:06 AM
I HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS
T minus 3... 2... 1...
Jizzoff!  8)
Not *THAT* long of a moment!
Just a little bit of an uprising, which was quelled, pretty much asap.

Ah, no shame in admitting you nearly cum-punched a hole into your bedroom wall. Six months of buildup will do that ;)

I'm glad you're still with us and didn't drown in your own protein shake tsunami. I'd high-five but, uhm, maybe wash your hands first  ;D
Why’d I even bother to tell… :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
I should have known that you’d exaggerate it by a margin of 10,000. :facepalm:  :roll: :emot_weird: :roll: :facepalm:



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Reply #743 on: January 14, 2022, 11:29:09 AM
 :o
Captures my current expression completely.
Heartbeat a lil’ bit erratic.
Damn,  :sign_ithinkimgoingmad:



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Reply #744 on: January 14, 2022, 03:48:10 PM
Seems like it’s been quite a bland day for KB and busy one for it’s members.



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Reply #745 on: January 14, 2022, 07:12:13 PM
Heartbeat a lil’ bit erratic.

Obviously Shiela is beautiful and the Glorious Girls & Growler are, well, beautiful and glorious, but you have to give your body a little time to rest in between 🍆💦

I was kinda kidding about the dick re-attachment surgery, you don't need to go THAT wild 😁



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Reply #746 on: January 14, 2022, 07:15:20 PM
Heartbeat a lil’ bit erratic.
you have to give your body a little time to rest in between 🍆💦
Nope, that reaction was from just seeing things I shouldn’t have seen…



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Reply #747 on: January 14, 2022, 10:28:27 PM
Feeling the blues,
And damn they suck....



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Reply #748 on: January 14, 2022, 10:56:34 PM
Feeling the blues,

Feeling your blue balls? :evil:

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I'm sorry, I've been teasing you enough :facepalm:



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Reply #749 on: January 14, 2022, 11:07:54 PM
Feeling the blues,

Feeling your blue balls? :evil:

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I'm sorry, I've been teasing you enough :facepalm:
Nah, no worries, even if today was a bit more than what I'm used to, it's fine.
Atleast that way, we continue the publicly well-recieved banter, and I get to exchange a couple of words with you, sir.

As for being blue, Nope they'ren't blue, I'm not a Smurf- oh wait, nevermind, you meant something different, lol.
Just have been in a blaugh mood lately, (late night & battery low) hence only in one word 'blaugh',  (will edit it later on...))



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Reply #750 on: January 15, 2022, 04:19:10 AM
My rant today is, here in Quebec all bars and restaurants are closed, there's a 10 om curfew, and I am going a bit nuts stuck in the house.

That is all.

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

DJ Steeltoe


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Reply #751 on: January 15, 2022, 04:57:15 AM
My rant today is, here in Quebec all bars and restaurants are closed, there's a 10 om curfew, and I am going a bit nuts stuck in the house.

That is all.

I didn’t know you were in Quebec.  I’ve been there 3 times.  Once for the jazz festival in Montreal, again in Montreal for New Years and rented a car and drove to Quebec City for a couple wintery days, and a week long camping trip on the Gaspé Peninsula.



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Reply #752 on: January 15, 2022, 05:51:12 AM
My dad and uncle used to travel up near Quebec for hunting trips. They haven't done that in years though. Would be nice if they did it again, I'd have that house all to myself for a week.



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Reply #753 on: January 16, 2022, 07:15:30 AM
My rant today is, here in Quebec all bars and restaurants are closed, there's a 10 om curfew, and I am going a bit nuts stuck in the house.

That is all.

I didn’t know you were in Quebec.  I’ve been there 3 times.  Once for the jazz festival in Montreal, again in Montreal for New Years and rented a car and drove to Quebec City for a couple wintery days, and a week long camping trip on the Gaspé Peninsula.

Gaspe is beautiful. I live in Montreal.

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

DJ Steeltoe


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Reply #754 on: January 16, 2022, 07:16:33 AM
and it's minus 25 celsius today!

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

DJ Steeltoe


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Reply #755 on: January 24, 2022, 04:31:11 PM
MY WOO/BOO RATIO BE LIKE

Seems like the Sheriff was in a hurry to take care of it.



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Reply #756 on: February 11, 2022, 03:13:11 PM
I think, I think that I’ve acquired a stalker…



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Reply #757 on: March 01, 2022, 03:10:32 PM
I've been having issues with my PMs. I'll type it out, and then click the save message, and then hit send. I get that message saying that the message has been sent, and then it doesnt say that I replied to the message. I go to the sent messages, and it isnt there either. I thought I was misending them, but they just aren't going out. I'm getting rather angry because not only is it time wasted, but people aren't getting messages that I feel are quite important.



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Reply #758 on: March 01, 2022, 03:13:49 PM
😳🤯 Damm, that's scary to hear...
Hope the problem is soon sorted out Miss Shiela.



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Reply #759 on: March 01, 2022, 06:51:50 PM
I've been having issues with my PMs. I'll type it out, and then click the save message, and then hit send. I get that message saying that the message has been sent, and then it doesnt say that I replied to the message. I go to the sent messages, and it isnt there either. I thought I was misending them, but they just aren't going out. I'm getting rather angry because not only is it time wasted, but people aren't getting messages that I feel are quite important.

I haven't seen where there's a limit on messages in your Inbox and Sent folders (I have like seven pages  ;D ) but maybe if there are too many in Sent, it keeps new ones from going out?  ???