Most embarrassing thing done...while drunk

[Army of One]

I'm going to put this question out there for everyone: what was the most embarrassing thing you remember doing while drunk?

I ask because (and this doubles as a confession, I suppose), while I was on my honeymoon with the missus, we were having sinner with her uncle, his wife, and two of their adult kids. And, under the influence, I admitted to the kids that I wrote porn. I'm thankful their father and step-mother weren't listening; that would've been an even more interesting conversation.




Moderator Note:  Also see the topic "What are you like when you're drunk?"

[Jed_]

I'm going to put this question out there for everyone: what was the most embarrassing thing you remember doing while drunk?

I ask because (and this doubles as a confession, I suppose), while I was on my honeymoon with the missus, we were having sinner with her uncle, his wife, and two of their adult kids. And, under the influence, I admitted to the kids that I wrote porn. I'm thankful their father and step-mother weren't listening; that would've been an even more interesting conversation.

Having sinner with her uncle and is wife?  I’m not sure what sinner is, but it does does sound embarrassing and very kinky.

[MintJulie]

Sinner...  I think it's a drink.  Like a flavored gin if I remember correctly.  Or maybe Sprite and Gin.

[MintJulie]

Sinner...  I think it's a drink.  Like a flavored gin if I remember correctly.  Or maybe Sprite and Gin.

Just messing with you Aof1. 


The most embarrassing thing?  I'm not going to say right now.  Maybe later.  I've posted it on KB before, but not sure where.  Some others might include........
 
Throwing up in front of many people can be called embarrassing.  This was at the Kentucky Derby.  Also the weekend I got my nickname MintJulie from my sister and brother in law for drinking too many Mint Juleps.

Drunk texting, messaging, or emailing someone.  Usually when you are drunk you're in that circle of other drunk people so it's not always that embarrassing.  It's when you reach outside that circle to someone that isn't drunk.   I've made a couple of drunk phone calls long ago.  There have been a couple instances of drunk PMing people here on KB.

[Jed_]

I posted this before I think?  Just before Christmas in Nuremberg Germany I got real drunk in a beer hall but still made it back to my hotel room.  I woke in the night needing to urinate (at least I woke).  Upon leaving the bathroom (nude mind you), I made the turn that would take me back to bed (at home).  Instead, I walked right out into the hall the door slamming and locking behind me.

There was a door mat in front on the door, so I wrapped it around my tender bits and walked down to the desk clerk asking for a spare key.  The thing is he didn’t bat an eye, just gave me a key without a word.

[watcher1]

   I've made a couple of drunk phone calls long ago.  There have been a couple instances of drunk PMing people here on KB.

And all the time I thought you were PMing me because you liked me....

[IdleBoast]

Fortunately, in my heavy drinking days, I'd not be able to remember what I did.

I did once wake up cuddling a pick axe in my bed, though...

[psiberzerker]

Like IdleBoast, I used to drink heavily enough to pass out, and wake up with no memory of my shameful displays.  (However, I heard about them later.)  Since some of them are sexual enough in nature to violate the rules for True Stories on this board, I won't go into the sortid details.

However, I did wake up 2 nights in a row, in the driveway with twin rivers of urine, and vomit running down beside me.  So, I stopped drinking so much that I couldn't remember having a good time, before I was legally old enough to buy alcohol.

Some people (Not naming any names) never figured that out...

I did once wake up cuddling a pick axe in my bed, though...

Was she cute?

[IdleBoast]

Judge for yourself...

[psiberzerker]

Judge for yourself...

Well, she could do with a little cleaning up.  Unless you like them dirty, of course.  I'm not one to judge.

[_priapism]

Online chat with a fem dom.  Which led to a video chat threesome with her male dom.  I was just playing along in the sub role for the fun of it, drunk as shit, but really worried about being blackmailed later.  Violated my rule of maintaining strict anonymity.  Fortunately, nothing came of it.

[psiberzerker]

Honestly, you probably needn't have worried.  In that kind of relationship, involving a male dom willing to share his switch, and let her femdom another guy?  They're the kind of couple that wouldn't jeapordize their relationship by doing something stupid like Blackmail.  Look out for the Maledom, who is unwilling to even consider a submissive role, and offers his subs for you to humiliate with him.  That's the kind of thing that smacks of callous disregard for other people, antisocial personalities that would not hesitate to blackmail a stranger, and use his subs as bait. 

[bedroomvile8r]

I made out with my ex-wife's niece one time when we were drinking together. She was 20, I was 33. We ran into each other at this party. I had known her since she was little, and man, she'd grown up pretty nice! When it came time to leave, she suggested I sleep on her couch as her place was closer. Her boyfriend was away working at the time and she was at home alone. We went back to her place and had another couple drinks....which we certainly DIDN'T need as it was like 6 in the morning by this time. Next thing I know we're making out on her couch. it got pretty hot and heavy and could have went all the way and then she passed out! LOL!  I carried her to her bedroom and put her in her bed.....and had I been someone of less scruples, I could have easily banged her right then and there and she'd never have been the wiser! She was out of it!

I slept on her couch and when we woke up a few hours later, both of us hungover, I pretended like nothing had happened. She was too, at first, then suddenly blurts out, "Do you remember what we did earlier?"  I said, "Yeah I do."  Then she just said "Well please don't tell anybody. Let's just pretend it didn't happen."   I agreed.

That was quite a few years ago and now she's married and has two kids.....and still looks damn good I might add. I still run into her occasionally, and she always gives me this look that kinda tells me.....she's never forgotten. And neither have I. 

[psiberzerker]

You see?  Romance isn't dead, it's just passed out drunk.  Or is that chivalry?

[bedroomvile8r]

You see?  Romance isn't dead, it's just passed out drunk.  Or is that chivalry?

My problem, psiber, has always been being the nice guy!  Has it gotten me anywhere? Yes and no! But I guess the plus side is, I can sleep at night with a (mostly) clear conscience! LOL

[Lois]

I've played pee races with a friend. This is when you pee in a sloping down driveway and whoseever pee reaches the curb first wins.

[Shiela_M]

Friends and I were sneaking into a pool to go swimming, we were there for all of five minutes before the police showed up.  I didn't have time to grab all my stuff and had to run half naked through town.  We hid and had to call my friends older brother (who was super hot) to come find us before the police did.

[watcher1]

I've played pee races with a friend. This is when you pee in a sloping down driveway and whoseever pee reaches the curb first wins.

Now this could be a sight to behold. KB's own Lois peeing down driveways. Imagine if you were peeing down Lombard Street in San Fran? 

[staci]

In San Francisco, some freak would roll in it about halfway down.

[alnbren]

We were at a prty awhile back and someone dared me to take my bra off.....so I did. Problem is I have NO tits at all and my bras are all heavily padded so everyone one saw my flat chest and had a good laugh . I thought I'd die !