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Remington555

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on: September 20, 2018, 08:30:53 AM
I define real job as one where taxes were withheld from your paycheck, but a summer of picking fruit or a memorable babysitting gig is okay too because I'm easy. Or so I've been told.

My first job was as a helper (i.e. gofer) at a neighborhood lawnmower repair shop. It was within walking distance because at 15, I couldn't drive yet. I was scheduled for two hours a day, three days a week and I was paid the princely sum of 75-cents an hour.

My three main duties consisted of taking apart the lawnmowers, fetching parts for my boss as he re-furbished and re-assembled them, and keeping the place clean.

To this day I'm pretty good at taking things apart. Putting things back together? Meh, not so much.

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Reply #1 on: September 20, 2018, 02:00:18 PM
McDonalds.  I hated it and got only one check because the manager was a total bitch to me, and I wasn't dealing with that.

A week later I got my first real job at Red Lobster.  I was the hostess.  Later I was trained as a waitress.  It was the funnest job because everyone there were friends through work and they accepted me into their friend group.  I'm still in contact with one of them today.  After work most weekends in the summer we'd go to the managers house which was only two miles away.  I was 18.  Mostly everybody else was 21 or older.  They would let me drink with them.  

I had a crush on one of the guys in the first week.  I was flirting and he would flirt back.  It was the next weekend and the first time to the managers house.  I was told he had a hottub and brought my bathing suit.  I was hoping to get Tom to show some interest in me.   Half hour into the party there were 6 of us in the hottub and some guy I didn't know arrived at the party fresh off his job. Everybody said hi to Jerry.  I was a bit shocked when Jerry walked up to Tom and gave him a kiss on the lips.  I discovered that the boy I was crushing on was gay.   And yes, their real names were Tom & Jerry.  I knew of a couple of gay people in school, but this was my first time seeing a couple interacting up close.  I was at first caught off guard by it.  But soon was so happy to see them both so happy together.  Tom was a completely different person when he was with Jerry.  His smile was just so much bigger with Jerry around.  They ended up being a couple of my closest friends over the next year, even after I quit that job.

Best thing about Red Lobster was free food.  I LOVE seafood. I spent 8 months there.  Biggest tip I ever got was $100, some local guy that won a multi million dollar lottery, but we all shared our tips.  Usually would take home $80/night on a Friday/Saturday.  $30 on weeknights.  That was in 1992.

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Reply #2 on: September 20, 2018, 03:53:22 PM

Well, following your "relaxed" definition, for me it was babysitting.

My first "real job" where I received a regular paycheck was working at a local Burger King.

It was as awful as it sounds: As someone who can be "particular" (a friend who's an occupational therapist labeled it "tactile defensiveness"), being constantly surrounded by grease, in many different forms, was a huge challenge. However, I quickly discovered that anyone who has even a few ounces of reliability and intelligence can quickly move up the job chart: From cleaner to the fry and onion ring station to burger maker to the most plum job of all, cashier. I moved up to cashier within a few weeks, which was a much more satisfying (and clean!) position.





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Reply #3 on: September 20, 2018, 04:03:30 PM
I mowed lawns and baled hay growing up, but my first paycheck job was with the Youth Conservation Corps, at a wildlife refuge about 100 miles from my house.  I was only ** and had to wear my mother down into consenting, but there were no legal jobs for a kid my age, and I wanted to get out of my small town and see the world.  Boy did I ever.

There were about 15 boys and 15 girls, and they put us up in a former Air Force base.  By day we laid fence, tagged ducks, and worked on conservation projects.  By night?  We drank, we smoked, we fooled around.  A lot.  The guys taught me about masturbation and sex.  The girls all pretty much were eager to get their hands on a cock and be touched.  A few kids paired off early and stayed that way.  The rest of us would meet at the swimming pool for orgy night, which involved skinny dipping and swimming around each other and between each other’s legs.  Of course the guys all had boners, so there was a lot of grabbing going on.  One night I ended up under the diving board with Laura, an older girl with the biggest breasts in our camp.  She let me play with and suckle them, while she slowly stroked my cock and gave me my first orgasm with a girl.  She giggled at how much cum I pumped into the water; we could see it in the moonlight.

Eight weeks later, I was tan, fit, sexed up, drinking beer, and cursing like a sailor.  We had a little graduation ceremony, and my mom drove my girlfriend up for it.  They didn’t recognize me.  I had changed that much in a short period of time.  They were both shocked to see all the girls who hugged and kissed me goodbye.  They were both jealous.

Years later, my mom says letting me go spend the summer with YCC was the biggest mistake of her life.  I was never the sweet little kid again.
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Reply #4 on: September 20, 2018, 04:07:48 PM

 
It was as awful as it sounds: As someone who can be "particular" (a friend who's an occupational therapist labeled it "tactile defensiveness"), being constantly surrounded by grease, in many different forms, was a huge challenge.



I lasted one shift at McDonald’s back in high school.  I remember being suffocated by that cloud of grease near the fryers.  Oil on everything.  And the smell!  Ugh.  I handed in my paper hat and walked out the door.  I found a job doing construction after that and never worked fast food again.



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Reply #5 on: September 20, 2018, 04:30:05 PM
I worked at Shoney's.  I put in a lot of applications, but that was the first one that called back, on Mother's Day Morning.  They needed help on the brunch bar, it was like a moshpit, I practically had to elbow people out of the way to replace an empty pan of deep fried frozen French Toast Sticks.

It sucked, ass.  I stayed there a couple years until the assistant manager set fire to the fryers opening up one morning, then stuck around to clean the soot off of everything.  I saved his worthless fucking life, too.  He was such a fuckup, he mixed Clorox, and Windex in the mop sink, but my mom was a nurse, and I grew up reading the Merck manual whenever I was bored.  He started coughing, and got crows feet around his eyes, which teared up.  So, I asked him what was in the sink, then when he told me, I had to grab him, and take him out the back by the dumpsters.

First, he tried to burn the whole place down, then he called the crew to clean up his mess, and finally tried to gas us.  (Ammonia Chloride Gas.  Nasty stuff.)  It never reopened, and not long after the whole chain closed down, because apparently that kind of management wasn't atypical.



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Reply #6 on: September 20, 2018, 04:41:22 PM
Let’s see. As a kid, I picked rocks out of farmers’ fields for $5/hour (good money in mid ‘70s). Did that once and never again. Branded calves and castrated bull calves for one hellish day. That job shouldn’t have been as sucky as it was but the farmer I worked for was a real jerk. Seems that my brother and I got offered the job because nobody else would work for him.

The first real job where I went to work every day was the 18 years I spend in the Canadian Forces. I answered the calling just before my 18th birthday and retired 18 years and 1 month later.

That is all.


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Reply #7 on: September 20, 2018, 05:28:36 PM
College.....Friday / Saturday nights.......Pole Dancer until my parents found out and showed up one weekend......(all hell broke loose, needless to say job didn't last long and neither did college......dad made me transfer to Cornell, then paid for the entire thing just to keep me out of trouble).

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Reply #8 on: September 20, 2018, 05:31:47 PM

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Reply #9 on: September 20, 2018, 05:41:03 PM
NO VINNEY..........
There may be some pictures of me (hopefully not) but when I was in Cobleskill I still was a minor and pole dancing......THATS what caused the shit storm with the night club and my parents and (not to mention the police) about my dancing (I was 17 at the time).
I think my parents thought I was a problem child......."I wonder why"..??

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Reply #10 on: September 20, 2018, 05:43:28 PM
NO VINNEY..........
There may be some pictures of me (hopefully not) but when I was in Cobleskill I still was a minor and pole dancing......THATS what caused the shit storm with the night club and my parents and (not to mention the police) about my dancing (I was 17 at the time).
I think my parents thought I was a problem child......."I wonder why"..??

Love,
Liz


Thanks for clearing that up Liz... so what do your parents think of you these days...? I don't think you're a problem at all..... just a challenge... ;D

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Reply #11 on: September 20, 2018, 05:45:35 PM
HUGGGSSSSS VINNEY...........
"Sometimes you are just so sweet, I could smack you......"
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Love,
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Reply #12 on: September 20, 2018, 07:53:30 PM
CJ never had a real job. Her mommy provided everything and gave her everything.

I now manage a small business we own and I must be doing good because my kids inhale a lot of what I get from doing it.  :roll:

But I have helped friends out on occasion. I've bagged groceries. Ran a checkout lane. Helped stock shelves. But I didn't get paid for doing any of that.



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Reply #13 on: September 20, 2018, 07:59:19 PM
College.....Friday / Saturday nights.......Pole Dancer until my parents found out and showed up one weekend......(all hell broke loose, needless to say job didn't last long and neither did college......dad made me transfer to Cornell, then paid for the entire thing just to keep me out of trouble).

Love,
Liz

PS:  After College (Cornell) I work for a company called ATC (American Tower Cranes). I was a tower crane operator.


My first job was cleaning the pole after Liz and the other young ladies finished..... ;D

Seriously,  my first job was as a freshman in high school I worked for a small printing company assisting the pressmen. In the summers though, after I had my driver's license, I would make deliveries using the nice convertible the boss had. Somehow it took me all day to make those deliveries.

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Reply #14 on: September 23, 2018, 04:02:46 PM
Worked a variety of part time jobs in high school and college: bussing tables, washing dishes, painting houses, maintenance at a nursery, mowing an airport taxiway complex, delivering pizza, stocking library shelves, taking tickets at football games.

Upon graduation from U 33 years ago I went straight into my career path without a break ever since. It’s been marvelous experience which lived up to all my hopes and expectations.

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Reply #15 on: September 23, 2018, 07:25:58 PM
My first job for money was a paper round - it was the local advertising rag, went to every single house in a dozen streets, hundreds of copies a week, even if they didn't want it, and I had to put extra leaflets in the papers as well. Oh, and in the UK we have to post papers through the letter box, not just cycle past and throw it vaguely towards the house.  I earned that money!

Since then I've worked in builders' merchants & paper mills (72 hour shifts, anybody?), then back to university for a major career-change.  When our eldest was a baby I was between "proper" jobs; I looked after him during the day while my wife worked and worked night-shift in McDonalds to make ends meet. I worked there for several months, but avoided earning a single star for my name, even though takings rose 65% when I was on the drive-through window (career tip - if your job has a script, leave the script as often as possible; people buy more if they think you're risking a bollocking to make their experience more pleasurable).

More than two decades in teaching, and hated it for the last eight, so I've bitten the bullet and taken a 40% pay-cut to change subject (I love my job again), but I've also added two online jobs to the portfolio - I run an online store, and I am a "brand evangelist" for a company based on the opposite side of the planet.

In amongst all that I was a student journalist for a year, then editor for another year (which nearly cost me my degree!), I've been (and am) content creator for a number of websites (including the BBC's take at an online encyclopedia before wikipedia got it more right).



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Reply #16 on: September 23, 2018, 09:36:26 PM
A life well lived.  Thanks for sharing.



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Reply #17 on: September 24, 2018, 04:59:49 PM
As a schoolboy I mowed lawns, shoveled driveways, ran a paper route and did yard work for pocket money. In high school I spent one summer tending a small refreshment stand at the beach, on which my father took the season franchise as a way to keep my younger sister and myself out of trouble. We got a weekly allowance of five dollars each, against a share of the season profit (which amounted to another five dollars and change for the whole summer, so we split that three ways for our dividend).

My first job with FICA and IRS withholding was the following summer, when I was kitchen slave in a seafood restaurant, twelve hours a day, six days a week, for sixty-five cents an hour. I walked six miles to work every morning, and got a lift close to home from somebody every night.

I'm not sure I should count four years in the peacetime Navy, since that was like a four-year pleasure cruise for me, all expenses paid, plus pocket money, a new movie every night, cocktails at the PX for twenty-five cents a glass, lots of good poker games, and charming females at every port of call.

After that I went off to college, and spent one summer as a camp counselor, then did two internships--one at the daily newspaper at the state capitol, then at a daily legal reporting service in Foggy Bottom DC. Those were two great jobs. The latter produced a job offer when I graduated, which I would love to have accepted, except the summer heat in DC was too much for me, so I began my adult career working in labor relations for a cement company with mills scattered around the eastern and central US. That was the era of building out the interstate highway system, with lots of big dams still being built, plus new airports with long runways for jet planes, not to mention general economic expansion.

I had lotsa good times and some not so good during my working years, but made it through with only a few small pieces missing. I've been retired now over twenty years, and can attest I am very well suited to a life of leisure.



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Reply #18 on: September 25, 2018, 08:57:08 PM
I waited table at my uncle's restaurant.  It was a good job for a sixteen year old girl.  I got good tips and learned a lot.  It also kept me busy and away from my mom and the asshole she married.



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Reply #19 on: September 29, 2018, 09:05:52 PM
cocktails at the PX for twenty-five cents a glass,

Man, that's just awesome.  I'm a cocktail lady (Right now it's Dark and Stormys) but nowadays, we're talking at least $7.50 for a cheap one, and that probably means poorly made at a bar.  That, and I'm not the kind of girl that qualifies for Lady's Night, or gets free drinks in bars, just for showing up dressed nice. 

Those were the days, and sound like great days for you.  Thanks for sharing.