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Pervertedneighbor

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on: December 12, 2017, 01:01:24 AM
...what would you choose for a title,
Other than your name of course.
For fun or not. I'm still thinking about mine.



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Reply #1 on: December 12, 2017, 07:09:06 AM
My imagination has no answer to this question for my own case. However I did greatly enjoy the life story of a woman born in the French alps in the early nineteen twenties, before electricity came to her village. She was smart and hardworking, as must be the case for anyone living off the land. The first from her village to qualify for college, she went away to the city, got her degree, and came back to teach in one-room village schools, living for a while on close to nothing but her wits and dinners with the families of her pupils.

She married a vagabond artist, whom she succeeded in keeping out of the war with Germany, in which her brother had given his life. After the war they moved back into the home she grew up in, which they turned into a hostelry for tourists visiting the mountains. She wrote her story when she was eighty years old, titled it Une Soupe aux Herbes Sauvages. Her name was Marie Carles. She's gone now, but her book is still in print, and was a best seller throughout the country.



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Reply #2 on: December 12, 2017, 03:21:12 PM
I have no idea what I'd call my autobiography.
But I promised my college sweetheart I'd dedicate a chapter to her.  Thanks for all the sweet memories Anke.  :emot_cheers:
« Last Edit: December 12, 2017, 03:39:49 PM by Hades »

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Reply #3 on: December 12, 2017, 03:48:22 PM
I was adored and loved.

So you think you know me?

I'm not a writer, I'm just a poet!

Any of the above  ;D




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Reply #4 on: December 12, 2017, 04:00:16 PM
I was adored and loved.

So you think you know me?

I'm not a writer, I'm just a poet!

Any of the above  ;D


I was adored and loved. Seems like an awesome title to me Wubbles.  :emot_kiss:
There's not that many people wo could name their autobiography like that

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.


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Reply #5 on: December 12, 2017, 04:09:02 PM
I Took the Road Less Travelled, and Don’t Know Where the Fuck I Am.



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Reply #6 on: December 12, 2017, 06:10:24 PM

I was adored and loved.

So you think you know me?

I'm not a writer, I'm just a poet!

Any of the above  ;D


I was adored and loved. Seems like an awesome title to me Wubbles.  :emot_kiss:

There's not that many people who could name their autobiography like that


I completely agree.

And yet, were I in a bookstore scanning the titles, I'd find "So You Think You Know Me?" much more intriguing read!







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Reply #7 on: December 12, 2017, 06:40:27 PM
It Is What It Is


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Reply #8 on: December 13, 2017, 05:17:16 AM
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Reply #9 on: December 13, 2017, 06:36:26 AM
Not really sure my autobiography would have a title, seeing as it'd be the equivalent of a two-fold pamphlet on A4. (Not being depressive, but giving a good indication of how boring my life really is.)

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Reply #10 on: January 02, 2019, 02:05:21 PM

My autobiography title: The Life and Times of a Boring Man

I could fill part of a 3x5 index card.  8)

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Reply #13 on: January 21, 2019, 03:52:08 AM
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Reply #14 on: January 21, 2019, 02:00:08 PM
...what would you choose for a title,

I don't have a good answer for this, and I feel like I should.



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Reply #15 on: January 21, 2019, 02:49:41 PM
I don't have a good answer for this, and I feel like I should.

Hmmmm, interesting title.  I get it though.  :)


Mine might be:  

Life Is Not Fair, Deal With It.

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Reply #16 on: August 08, 2020, 03:36:24 PM
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Reply #17 on: August 08, 2020, 04:50:59 PM
I can't be lost, when I don't know where I'm going.

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Reply #18 on: August 08, 2020, 05:53:33 PM
I can't be lost, when I don't know where I'm going.

Or

It's not polite to laugh at my safe word

I never laughed at your safe word... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #19 on: August 08, 2020, 07:13:44 PM
Is that all you got life? Cause I'm still standing