Ask a female a question.

[Pornhubby]

I’m a going to make this plain and simple.

The vast majority of the “ask a woman a question“ are attempts to elicit a sexual response from a female that the OP can use to masturbate or sexually target the responder.

All of the “how does it feel when you play with your pussy“ type questions are just bullshit. And it really irritates me, because it is disrespectful and implies a certain amount of stupidity on the part of the women responding.

And we have Google and 1000 different sources to find out “sexual information” about women. I just think the whole thing is really creepy.  And particularly in the post “Me Too” era, I find it offensive and inappropriate.

But that is just me.

[Writers Bloque]

I’m a going to make this plain and simple.

The vast majority of the “ask a woman a question“ are attempts to elicit a sexual response from a female that the OP can use to masturbate or sexually target the responder.

All of the “how does it feel when you play with your pussy“ type questions are just bullshit. And it really irritates me, because it is disrespectful and implies a certain amount of stupidity on the part of the women responding.

And we have Google and 1000 different sources to find out “sexual information” about women. I just think the whole thing is really creepy.  And particularly in the post “Me Too” era, I find it offensive and inappropriate.

But that is just me.

I agree, but when I as, I am genuinely looking for some information to help bolster my female characters I write. I know most people just want a quick "fuck and tuck" story, but thats not my style. I like perspectives, but I get odd ideas and would rather clean up and clarify things before I write a story with a female character that does not feel real. I want that kind connections in my writings, where you can almost put yourself into that situation for the good or bad.

I feel like I have to apologize for asking questions that may lean into the "weird sexual curiosity" area. I do not mean any offense with them, nor am I using them as fap fodder. I genuinely like learning, and doubly so if it helps my writing.

To All the Ladies of KB, I deeply apologize for asking things that may be weird or off putting.

No sarcasm or hostility.

[staci]

I consider that kind of query as simple curiosity and do not think myself as stupid for answering. If it brings more fodder to the forum. good.
I Have noticed that the more learned of the distaff side rarely do answer. hmmm

[Pornhubby]

Moderators just need to moderate. I apologize for my comment.

[Writers Bloque]

Moderators just need to moderate. I apologize for my comment.

Don't. You have nothing to apologize for. You called out the ick of this thread. I was saying sorry if I asked questions that added to the icky sludge of the thread. What you said needed to be said, as us men were becoming crude with it. I believe the purpose of the thread was to settle curiosities, but be a little kinky with it, but some took it too far and too hard, which may have repulsed some ladies from contributing. You can be a little dirty and ask things, but we should all consider the feelings of the ladies answering, as not every woman wants a hard hitting interview of their sex.

[Mike81]

Moderators just need to moderate. I apologize for my comment.

For what my opinion's worth as a newbie, you're entitled to your opinion. Obviously it's up to the ladies on here what they answer or don't but there's nothing wrong with thinking about how they feel about what's written on here and whether some of the questions are going too far (IMO).

[MissBarbara]

I consider that kind of query as simple curiosity and do not think myself as stupid for answering. If it brings more fodder to the forum. good.

I Have noticed that the more learned of the distaff side rarely do answer. hmmm

I agree with you, as I noted in my original post. Toe makes an excellent point regarding the intentions of the questions, but I was referring to the answers, and not the questions. And I have learned a lot and gained insight by reading many of the answers.

Most to the point, I couldn't agree with you more about the fact that it's good that the questions/answers "bring more fodder to the forum." Lately, I've been posting more in discussion threads, specifically in order to "bring more fodder to the forum."

I'm not sure what you mean by "the more learned of the distaff side rarely do answer." I'd be interested in knowing what you're referring to.

[staci]

I consider that kind of query as simple curiosity and do not think myself as stupid for answering. If it brings more fodder to the forum. good.

I Have noticed that the more learned of the distaff side rarely do answer. hmmm

I agree with you, as I noted in my original post. Toe makes an excellent point regarding the intentions of the questions, but I was referring to the answers, and not the questions. And I have learned a lot and gained insight by reading many of the answers.

Most to the point, I couldn't agree with you more about the fact that it's good that the questions/answers "bring more fodder to the forum." Lately, I've been posting more in discussion threads, specifically in order to "bring more fodder to the forum."

I'm not sure what you mean by "the more learned of the distaff side rarely do answer." I'd be interested in knowing what you're referring to.

lol, you like that "fodder" term. 

The more learned would be women such as Vela, Hilda and of course you, Miss Barbara all of which would love to discuss relativity and deeper subjects rather than orgasm intensity. Not a slam but respect intended.

[Writers Bloque]

My mom used to tell me things as I grew up to help me figure out women a bit, so I don't embarrass myself. But a lot of my questions got blocked by my mom telling me that its a woman's secret and that the sisterhood would take her away if she told me. I thought it was bs, but PH confirmed it with his reply about how messed up some questions were. I firmly believe that there exists a sisterhood connecting all women together, what I don't know is where the meetings are held and if there are snacks there. My question earlier was about where women learn skills for seducing men from. But with the answer I got, Shiela confirmed that there is a sisterhood of women.

[MissBarbara]

lol, you like that "fodder" term. 

The more learned would be women such as Vela, Hilda and of course you, Miss Barbara all of which would love to discuss relativity and deeper subjects rather than orgasm intensity. Not a slam but respect intended.

Yes, "fodder" is the perfect word in this context.

Thanks for the clarification, and it's in no way offensive.

I won't speak for Vela, Hilda, or anyone else, but since the day I joined KB, I've been deliberately circumspect in providing details of my personal sexual encounters. I have spoken in general terms, but I tend to avoid providing more personal information.

Then there's Toe's/PornHubby's point: I am very disinclined to provide "fodder" to inspire male masturbatory fantasies. To use the precise medical term, I find that "icky."

On top of that, I couldn't possibly describe in an effective way the intensity of my orgasms. Some are very intense, some are relatively intense, and some are more like a pleasant sneeze. And that includes orgasms produced in me by others, and orgasms I produce myself. I imply do not have the writing skills to provide a deeper or more accurate description. And even if I were to try to do that, I would post it somewhere else, e.g. one of the story threads. And even then, it would likely sound like something from a bad porn story.

Finally, there's the simple fact that my personal sexual experiences -- and the feelings, emotions, and reactions they engender -- are mine, and not necessarily those of all women, or even some women. And in attempting to go into further detail in order to generalize, I'd likely only succeed in creating the male masturbatory fantasy that I just described.

I have, on some occasions, made indications in responses to erotic fiction posted here that do not seem to me to be true to live, or otherwise indicative of how a woman would act or react in the scenario described. But even then, I typically couch it, e.g. "it seems to me," or "most women would not," or "that's a description of how a man would react, or how men think women would react." 

Sorry for the long answer to a short question. Then again, we're both providing board fodder, and that's good.

[Shiela_M]

It's a sex forum, and if this was in general discussion, I could understand that certain questions like "How does it feel to touch your pussy" would seem vulgar and out of place. But it's in sex talk, so I've come to expect a certain level of question. Some questions like the one above, I'd just roll my eyes at it, and would just answer, "feels good".

If something irritates you, then it irritates you. I'm certainly not going to judge you for having an opinion, and then voicing it Love. There are several things I've read on the site that bothers me. Like going to confessions or random sexual thoughts and reading how a guy "fucked her cunt raw". I find it bothersome when they are that vulgar, but to most it may not seem vulgar at all. It's just my opinion. You can get the point across without certain language. I feel if the question is answered a certain way, it doesn't have to be so awkward.

A large majority of what I post, or write about is to get an erotic/sexual response from you guys, and yes once in a while, some women (The Corporate Life). So if I answer a question about something sexual in order to get the same response, I don't really see the difference.  And if answering a question about touching myself is not fondly looked upon, it makes me question what one might truly think of me when I post a video of me riding Allan cowgirl, or dry humping my futon, because, let's be honest here, there is only one goal for me sharing that...

 

[Writers Bloque]

It's a sex forum, and if this was in general discussion, I could understand that certain questions like "How does it feel to touch your pussy" would seem vulgar and out of place. But it's in sex talk, so I've come to expect a certain level of question. Some questions like the one above, I'd just roll my eyes at it, and would just answer, "feels good".

If something irritates you, then it irritates you. I'm certainly not going to judge you for having an opinion, and then voicing it Love. There are several things I've read on the site that bothers me. Like going to confessions or random sexual thoughts and reading how a guy "fucked her cunt raw". I find it bothersome when they are that vulgar, but to most it may not seem vulgar at all. It's just my opinion. You can get the point across without certain language. I feel if the question is answered a certain way, it doesn't have to be so awkward.

A large majority of what I post, or write about is to get an erotic/sexual response from you guys, and yes once in a while, some women (The Corporate Life). So if I answer a question about something sexual in order to get the same response, I don't really see the difference.  And if answering a question about touching myself is not fondly looked upon, it makes me question what one might truly think of me when I post a video of me riding Allan cowgirl, or dry humping my futon, because, let's be honest here, there is only one goal for me sharing that...

 

I see your point and raise you this: As our tagline says "A better class of Perverts." To me means that we aren't trying to act like sweaty fat dudes at a c class strip club, holdin our cocks praying to god that the person replying is an actual woman. Sharing is caring, and the points PH and MissB are making is, that some of us males need to take a does of saltpeter when asking the questions. If its responded to in a way that induces a good fap, great, thank the nice lady for sharing and move on, not word the question where it puts a lady on the spot and forces her to answer in an obviously sexual way. The back and forth game isnt fun if only one person is enjoying it.

Yes this is an Erotic story site, but this is not some gloryhole in a rat infested adult shops showing room. I would like it to be known as Erotic Common Courtesy. Where you can ask the sexy questions to get off, but not expecting it like it is owed to you. I took notice to the wonderful ladies who show us their garters when answering the questions are fewer than the men asking. Can I safely assume that the questions were scaring some women off? or is that too much of a stretch. Kind of trying to word this right.

[msslave]

And my dear Shiela you have succeeded in your goal intended. Your erotic accounts in fictional stories or your true accounts such as in "Who Got Laid Last Night", are always a joy to read. This coming from a guy who's in effectively neutered as part of my treatment for cancer.

Even with no chance of me ever being able to masturbate again, the erotic postings by you and the other KB ladies are very enjoyable for me to read. I think I almost swallowed my tongue the first time I saw you mention"going to pound city".

Men are just hard wired to be curious about what some like to call the fairer sex. (IMHO) I love you all KB ladies.
 

[MissBarbara]

...or dry humping my futon...

Yes, that totally works for me. In case you were wondering...

[MissBarbara]

The points PH and MissB are making is, that some of us males need to take a does of saltpeter when asking the questions. If its responded to in a way that induces a good fap, great, thank the nice lady for sharing and move on, not word the question where it puts a lady on the spot and forces her to answer in an obviously sexual way. The back and forth game isnt fun if only one person is enjoying it.

I won't speak for PH, but for me, it exclusively has to do with my personal comfort level.

I don't have the slightest problem with anyone posting in order to inspire masturbatory fantasies. I mean, isn't that exactly what sex stories and relating personal sexual experiences is supposed to do? On top of that, I'm aware that it is incumbent on me -- and me alone -- to skip or otherwise not respond to things outside my personal comfort zone, or that I personally find "icky."

Okay, speaking of icky -- and just this one time:

When I was maturing, mom and I has several frank discussions regarding just about everything relating to sexual maturation, sexual activities, etc. While she didn't go into explicit detail, I had a very well-rounded understanding of these matters, likely better than most other girls my age.

In my later high school years, I had a boyfriend. At that point I was completely clueless about my sexual orientation, and while I loved him in a way, we were more like very close friends.

At one point -- and we were both at least 18 years old at this time -- we decided to become intimate. It was a 100% free decision on my part, and I deliberately agreed out of a desire to please him and, perhaps, give him a little gift. I eagerly, albeit with a bit of trepidation, awaited the time when it would arrive. One weekend, his parents and younger siblings went away for the weekend to their cottage in Wisconsin (I can't remember the name of the city or the lake it was on, but it was only about a 90 minute drive from where we lived), and he was home alone for the weekend.

We went to his bedroom, we very shyly undressed (I kept my bra and panties on), and joined together on the bed. He had a clear and obvious erection, and based on what my mom had told me and my girlfriends had pointed out to me, I had a pretty good idea what to do next. I began by using my hand, and I slowly stroked it up and down. His response was instant, and, I'll admit, it made me very happy.

He then asked me to remove my bra -- as if he needed any additional sexual inspiration! I did so. Despite my saying several times here that I've always been comfortable with my small boobs, at that moment, I was a little shy, and for a brief moment, I thought the sight of them might not please him. But his reaction assured me that I was completely mistaken. He stared at them with a look of wonder on his face.

Okay, my writing skills are beginning to fail me, but to go one: I continued to stroke him, and then I began using my mouth, taking the head of his penis in my mouth, and gently sucking on it and giving it little flicks with my tongue. I continued to stroke its length as I did this, and his response was even stronger. I kept licking, sucking, and stroking, developing a rhythm, and marveling at his reactions. I knew at one point or another, he would have an orgasm, and that he was very close. 

So, there I was, stroking and sucking, his groans of pleasure growing stronger as he bucked his hips driving his hard cock deeper into my mouth. I couldn't handle more than  a couple of inches, and I realized that what J. had told me about taking all of it in her mouth and down her throat wasn't going to happen. Besides, in retrospect, I'm pretty sure she was lying.

Anyway, I persisted stroking him and licking and sucking the head of his cock. And then he came.

Sorry for the interruption (interruptus?), but despite my better than average knowledge, and the things my girlfriends had told me, I knew what a man's orgasm was in theory, but I did not know what it consisted of in practice. And here comes the icky part!

It consisted of several streams of this hot substance that looked like snot or mucus. It was hot, it tasted terrible, and it kept coming (as it were). He finally finished -- and while I pulled my mouth away when I felt the first spurt hit my mouth and face, I bravely kept stroking until he was done. What surprised me most was that it wasn't a steady stream, but a series of 7 or 8 spurts, diminishing in intensity.

I grabbed a tissue from a box on the end table, and cleaned myself up as best as I could -- all the while trying not to give him the slightest impression that I was disgusted, so as to not hurt his feelings. I then told him I needed to pee, and I cleaned myself more thoroughly in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he didn't even hear my voice or notice my absence, as he was collapsed in a complete state of sexual stupor.

I lied down next to him on the bed, and we eventually discussed what had just happened. I didn't say anything about my cum reaction, and he thanked me over and over again. I felt extremely happy, a feeling I wouldn't feel again for several years, and it gave me immense pleasure to be able to do that to and for him. We eventually fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning feeling wonderful. It's true that he did not respond in kind with me, but in his defense, he was physically incapable of doing anything at that moment, and even if he were, I'm sure he wouldn't have had the slightest idea what to do.

So, there you go.

[Pornhubby]

Since my comment elicited so many responses, I just want to make one thing clear. I don’t care about what anyone, male or female, posts on the board, so long as it complies with content and subject matter rules. We are a forum based on free speech and free expression.

After being here for 16 years and seeing hundreds of members come and go, I am just irritated by a certain type of new member that I call a “Horn Dog.” And these are the ones that crash on the board, post around for a few hours or days, looking for some cheap sexual thrills, and then move on, never to be heard from again. And these are also the ones that post questions about women’s pussies, orgasms, clitoris, nipples, etc. They have no genuine curiosity about the subject matter. They are just looking to fap. But we are a sex forum, and it takes all types.

[Writers Bloque]

The points PH and MissB are making is, that some of us males need to take a does of saltpeter when asking the questions. If its responded to in a way that induces a good fap, great, thank the nice lady for sharing and move on, not word the question where it puts a lady on the spot and forces her to answer in an obviously sexual way. The back and forth game isnt fun if only one person is enjoying it.

I won't speak for PH, but for me, it exclusively has to do with my personal comfort level.

I don't have the slightest problem with anyone posting in order to inspire masturbatory fantasies. I mean, isn't that exactly what sex stories and relating personal sexual experiences is supposed to do? On top of that, I'm aware that it is incumbent on me -- and me alone -- to skip or otherwise not respond to things outside my personal comfort zone, or that I personally find "icky."

Okay, speaking of icky -- and just this one time:

When I was maturing, mom and I has several frank discussions regarding just about everything relating to sexual maturation, sexual activities, etc. While she didn't go into explicit detail, I had a very well-rounded understanding of these matters, likely better than most other girls my age.

In my later high school years, I had a boyfriend. At that point I was completely clueless about my sexual orientation, and while I loved him in a way, we were more like very close friends.

At one point -- and we were both at least 18 years old at this time -- we decided to become intimate. It was a 100% free decision on my part, and I deliberately agreed out of a desire to please him and, perhaps, give him a little gift. I eagerly, albeit with a bit of trepidation, awaited the time when it would arrive. One weekend, his parents and younger siblings went away for the weekend to their cottage in Wisconsin (I can't remember the name of the city or the lake it was on, but it was only about a 90 minute drive from where we lived), and he was home alone for the weekend.

We went to his bedroom, we very shyly undressed (I kept my bra and panties on), and joined together on the bed. He had a clear and obvious erection, and based on what my mom had told me and my girlfriends had pointed out to me, I had a pretty good idea what to do next. I began by using my hand, and I slowly stroked it up and down. His response was instant, and, I'll admit, it made me very happy.

He then asked me to remove my bra -- as if he needed any additional sexual inspiration! I did so. Despite my saying several times here that I've always been comfortable with my small boobs, at that moment, I was a little shy, and for a brief moment, I thought the sight of them might not please him. But his reaction assured me that I was completely mistaken. He stared at them with a look of wonder on his face.

Okay, my writing skills are beginning to fail me, but to go one: I continued to stroke him, and then I began using my mouth, taking the head of his penis in my mouth, and gently sucking on it and giving it little flicks with my tongue. I continued to stroke its length as I did this, and his response was even stronger. I kept licking, sucking, and stroking, developing a rhythm, and marveling at his reactions. I knew at one point or another, he would have an orgasm, and that he was very close. 

So, there I was, stroking and sucking, his groans of pleasure growing stronger as he bucked his hips driving his hard cock deeper into my mouth. I couldn't handle more than  a couple of inches, and I realized that what J. had told me about taking all of it in her mouth and down her throat wasn't going to happen. Besides, in retrospect, I'm pretty sure she was lying.

Anyway, I persisted stroking him and licking and sucking the head of his cock. And then he came.

Sorry for the interruption (interruptus?), but despite my better than average knowledge, and the things my girlfriends had told me, I knew what a man's orgasm was in theory, but I did not know what it consisted of in practice. And here comes the icky part!

It consisted of several streams of this hot substance that looked like snot or mucus. It was hot, it tasted terrible, and it kept coming (as it were). He finally finished -- and while I pulled my mouth away when I felt the first spurt hit my mouth and face, I bravely kept stroking until he was done. What surprised me most was that it wasn't a steady stream, but a series of 7 or 8 spurts, diminishing in intensity.

I grabbed a tissue from a box on the end table, and cleaned myself up as best as I could -- all the while trying not to give him the slightest impression that I was disgusted, so as to not hurt his feelings. I then told him I needed to pee, and I cleaned myself more thoroughly in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he didn't even hear my voice or notice my absence, as he was collapsed in a complete state of sexual stupor.

I lied down next to him on the bed, and we eventually discussed what had just happened. I didn't say anything about my cum reaction, and he thanked me over and over again. I felt extremely happy, a feeling I wouldn't feel again for several years, and it gave me immense pleasure to be able to do that to and for him. We eventually fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning feeling wonderful. It's true that he did not respond in kind with me, but in his defense, he was physically incapable of doing anything at that moment, and even if he were, I'm sure he wouldn't have had the slightest idea what to do.

So, there you go.

Thank you for sharing. I thought I was trying to say that about the ladies comfort level. I mean I seen the questions and they seemed to be asked without caring about the feelings of the person answering.

Since you opened up, I will share too.

Me and wife were 20, second kid already born. Wife was suffering from what I call the six month itch, where it seemed like every time we would get intimate baby one or two would cry or need us. Lets say as much as we love our kids, that shit gets old VERY quick. My mom was over a lot, and she noticed our on edge feelings, and she offered to take the girls for the weekend. Woot. As soon as I watched that toyota van drive off with our babies, we were naked and fooling around. Now this is also the time I was cleared to have sex again after my accident so...

Wife wanted to fool around with a friend from her work, they knew each other for years apparently. Wife explains things to friend and we get it on. I mean I ate my wife hard. (not as in hurting her, but I put 150% into my tongue work.) So her friend decides to want to give me a BJ. She tugs my boxers down, and starts laughing after it sprung forth.

"Ew, it looks like he got a hand job from Freddy."

She was talking really badly about my cock. I felt each word rip into my soul. I wanted to cry. So I grabbed a pillow, and went to sleep in the back of my truck. Fortunately it was only 73 degrees outside, late fall almost winter. I laid in the back of the truck and cried my eyes out. There is no words, or anything to help prepare for a horrid pain like that. Wife kicked her out twenty minutes later, with her ex friend shouting about how my dick was a limp horror show to the whole world as she left. Wife left the job a month later when she found out that her coworkers were laughing at my problem behind her back.

But in that moment, for a brief second, I truly hated myself.

All the feelings of being inferior came back, I was just a big useless meatbrick, whose dick probably grossed his wife out too.

I wanted to die, as the light dewy drizzle fell.

Wife got into my work truck, opened the sliding rear window and we talked until the sky lightened.

MissB, I understand what you are putting down. I don't send dick pics, just because of that huge hangup. So my point is that I think the askers of questions need to be more thoughtful and respectful of the askee's because everyone has a different level of comfort for things and wording questions that are just obfuscated hustler/penthouse questions is a bit much. "HURR DURR What does your vagina smell like?" or using the "C" word. If the lady hasn't used it in posts before, pretty sure shes not a fan of the word. All I am asking is a little more care so topics like this can be fun, entertaining and educational.

My comfort level about my penis only goes as far as the general characteristics, Length: 8.3 inches fully erect. I am a grower not a shower., it is almost three inches thick. I trim, but not shave as the itch after the hospital shaved me was very unbearable, especially after my dad smuggled in some 91% rubbing alcohol to help with the itch. Never Again. My balls are trying to be like the bad grandpa joke, slowly trying to get off of my body, so they hang a little low. After that, I wont answer much as it hurts to.

Also not trying to derail this thread, as I feel I am having trouble expressing my thoughts currently.

[Writers Bloque]

Since my comment elicited so many responses, I just want to make one thing clear. I don’t care about what anyone, male or female, posts on the board, so long as it complies with content and subject matter rules. We are a forum based on free speech and free expression.

After being here for 16 years and seeing hundreds of members come and go, I am just irritated by a certain type of new member that I call a “Horn Dog.” And these are the ones that crash on the board, post around for a few hours or days, looking for some cheap sexual thrills, and then move on, never to be heard from again. And these are also the ones that post questions about women’s pussies, orgasms, clitoris, nipples, etc. They have no genuine curiosity about the subject matter. They are just looking to fap. But we are a sex forum, and it takes all types.

I completely agree. Any legit possible way to restrict access or make a rule about making the questions respectful to the ladies? It really makes us look barbaric, like all the ladies here are for is our amusement. And that is just not true. I enjoy getting schooled by MissB. I will admit when I am wrong, my pride isn't too deep to keep me from learning.

[Pornhubby]

I enjoy getting schooled by MissB. I will admit when I am wrong, my pride isn't too deep to keep me from learning.

I just wanted to clarify that none of my comments were directed to any of the regular members of the board. I was just ranting about this particular type of individual who engages in what I deem to be abusive behavior.

And let’s be honest, there’s a lot of 300 pound hairy backed gorillas living in their mother’s basement who show up on boards like this and pretend to be well hung 24-year-olds. I just approach every new member with a healthy level of skepticism.

[Shiela_M]

Well that was sexy AF MissB. And you did a hell of a lot better than me on giving my first handjob. The guy actually winced in pain because I was pulling the skin on him...