Ask a female a question.

[MissBarbara]

Is it really true?

That witnessing a guy catching things mid-air while they fall, (E.g. this  gif )



Is considered as excitable for women/ can excite women?

Or is it just an urban myth?

As everyone who has seen that movie knows, it certainly worked for Mary Jane Watson.

[Clitical Thinking]

If it were true, jugglers would get all the women

[Shiela_M]

If it were true, jugglers would get all the women

And if actually be a baseball fan... I didn't lose my virginity to my first because he could catch, I lost it to him because he was funny and hot.

[Writers Bloque]

An odd question came to mind today.

I was looking at the pick a hole pic thread and noticed a flaw in a woman's design for her under carriage.

I noticed some vulva's and Labia do not cover what I assume they are meant to protect, the vaginal opening. I know all women are made differently but if the job of the labia is to protect and conceal the vaginal hole, then it seems its not doing its job in some cases. Weird?

[Shiela_M]

I will say that for the most part, 8n that particular thread the women are spread open. Their legs are open and in most cases in a position that makes entry easier. Or they are bent over and "presenting" which can have the same effect.  As I stand in my kitchen if I were to reach down between my legs, I'm 100% certain my labia are doing an excellent job...

...Yep, they are earning their pay.

As soon as I bend over and spread my legs, everything becomes more accessible for you fellas...

Check and check.

I'm not sure which picture you're referencing though, but I'm betting this is the case.

[Writers Bloque]

I will say that for the most part, 8n that particular thread the women are spread open. Their legs are open and in most cases in a position that makes entry easier. Or they are bent over and "presenting" which can have the same effect.  As I stand in my kitchen if I were to reach down between my legs, I'm 100% certain my labia are doing an excellent job...

...Yep, they are earning their pay.

As soon as I bend over and spread my legs, everything becomes more accessible for you fellas...

Check and check.

I'm not sure which picture you're referencing though, but I'm betting this is the case.

http://www.pezporn.com/media/images/4/shaved-teenage-pussy/shaved-teenage-pussy-72384.jpg

If you notice, her happy hole is just outside of her nice looking lips. My understanding from classes, my wife, even my daughters growing up (when their mother would hand me the ointment to help her with my oldest, when she was changing the second daughter.) was that the anus and vaginal was close to each other. But diagrams in the sex ed books and medical encyclopedias show that the vaginal opening was supposed to reside in the middle or slightly lower than the middle of the labia. My question remains, a mistake, or faulty quality control on mother nature's lady factory?

[Shiela_M]

Here. Do I have the same problem as her?



It's all about her position.

Now you're talking about where "the hole" is with reality vs diagrams and pics in books. Well I've never seen medical books with an actual photo of a real vulva and vagina.  They have all been drawn pictures. So I guess the pictures were just interpretations of the artist, or maybe just made that way to help cypher the different parts of our genitalia.

[Writers Bloque]

Here. Do I have the same problem as her?



It's all about her position.

Now you're talking about where "the hole" is with reality vs diagrams and pics in books. Well I've never seen medical books with an actual photo of a real vulva and vagina.  They have all been drawn pictures. So I guess the pictures were just interpretations of the artist, or maybe just made that way to help cypher the different parts of our genitalia.

A little. But yours is not as exposed as hers. Also, you have a yummy looking pussy, btw. One I could waste hours on with my tongue. Wife likes it too. But my point is, to me, the vaginal opening should be a little higher, for there to me, to do what I suppose they are supposed to do. Your labia minora is doing job of both in your pic. Your pussy looks like it received all the love it deserves, but that tight, not puffy labia major is just perfect. No flattery, but to me and my wife its exquisite.

[Pornhubby]

The space between the vagina and the anus is called the perineum. And I have always noticed that some women have a very small one, and some women have some real estate. Also, when you spread and pull the knees towards the tits, it seems to stretch that area out and increase the distance between the portals.  It’s a fun place to nibble and lick on your tongue’s journey between the clitoris and anus, and back. Lots of nerve endings. Very sensitive.

I’ve just always wondered if women who have their anus right next to their vaginal opening don’t get more infections, because of the proximity of fecal bacteria.

[Clitical Thinking]

Here. Do I have the same problem

No problems. Flawless.



Woo. Woo! Woo!! WOO!!! WWWOOO!!! 💦

Sorry 

[Writers Bloque]

The space between the vagina and the anus is called the perineum. And I have always noticed that some women have a very small one, and some women have some real estate. Also, when you spread and pull the knees towards the tits, it seems to stretch that area out and increase the distance between the portals.  It’s a fun place to nibble and lick on your tongue’s journey between the clitoris and anus, and back. Lots of nerve endings. Very sensitive.

I’ve just always wondered if women who have their anus right next to their vaginal opening don’t get more infections, because of the proximity of fecal bacteria.

I nibble my wifes too. but she has a smaller distance, and scars from multiple Episiotomies. My ultimate point was that there was a flaw in the female design where the Labia Major, and Minora in some cases does not look like it protects the Vaginal opening. It seemed to me like mother nature wanted to protect the clit and urethra more than the baby hole. But thanks to you guys, I do not see it as a fatal flaw, but a curious one. Like how some male foreskins are longer or shorter than others.

[DeviationElevation83]

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Here. Do I have the same problem as her?



It's all about her position.

Now you're talking about where "the hole" is with reality vs diagrams and pics in books. Well I've never seen medical books with an actual photo of a real vulva and vagina.  They have all been drawn pictures. So I guess the pictures were just interpretations of the artist, or maybe just made that way to help cypher the different parts of our genitalia.

A visual representation of me when I saw your picture   

https://giphy.com/gifs/hungry-winnie-the-pooh-food-oVfNppMFsuouI

[MissBarbara]

My ultimate point was that there was a flaw in the female design where the Labia Major, and Minora in some cases does not look like it protects the Vaginal opening.

I find your choice of words here to be curious.

You imply that someone or something sat down and literally designed the female anatomy, but made a flaw in the design.

Sheila is correct: In the photos you have posted, the women have all stretched or contorted their bodies, thereby elongating things.

All women are different. And evolution happens.

[Writers Bloque]

My ultimate point was that there was a flaw in the female design where the Labia Major, and Minora in some cases does not look like it protects the Vaginal opening.

I find your choice of words here to be curious.

You imply that someone or something sat down and literally designed the female anatomy, but made a flaw in the design.

Sheila is correct: In the photos you have posted, the women have all stretched or contorted their bodies, thereby elongating things.

All women are different. And evolution happens.

I could tell that there is some minor elongation, but for the the hole to entirely not be protected in some cases is odd to me. I am not trying to start some metaphysical vs evolutionary debate. And yes Miss Barbara, I have pointed it out in the few posts on the subject that women are all wholly and wonderfully beautiful and unique. And my wife explained that some postures, and positions will make it look that way, but it still confuses me, as to how far it can leave its supposed protection. Evolution did some cool things, but in my honest opinion, it is, nor ever has been a perfect system, churning out perfect beings, its more "Does this work, if yes, lets roll with it, if no, find anything better." Because honestly, the almost perfect system of reproduction would be hermaphroditic.

[Shiela_M]

I could tell that there is some minor elongation, but for the the hole to entirely not be protected in some cases is odd to me. I am not trying to start some metaphysical vs evolutionary debate. And yes Miss Barbara, I have pointed it out in the few posts on the subject that women are all wholly and wonderfully beautiful and unique. And my wife explained that some postures, and positions will make it look that way, but it still confuses me, as to how far it can leave its supposed protection. Evolution did some cool things, but in my honest opinion, it is, nor ever has been a perfect system, churning out perfect beings, its more "Does this work, if yes, lets roll with it, if no, find anything better." Because honestly, the almost perfect system of reproduction would be hermaphroditic.

You should also take into consideration that the labia are there to protect during sex as well. The vagina stretches forward towards the clit and not back towards the butt. When you're thrusting in, the labia close around the penis and rub against it in an attempt to clear any unwanted things from getting inside our vaginas.

Some are.just more predominant than others, ita not a flaw in design or change in evolution, more a genetic trait of each person. After this we can go to ask a male a question and discuss why some foreskin is tight and others look like the nose of a diseased old anteater. 🤢

[DomandBiM]

personally .. I'm not seeing any problem there at all

[Writers Bloque]

I could tell that there is some minor elongation, but for the the hole to entirely not be protected in some cases is odd to me. I am not trying to start some metaphysical vs evolutionary debate. And yes Miss Barbara, I have pointed it out in the few posts on the subject that women are all wholly and wonderfully beautiful and unique. And my wife explained that some postures, and positions will make it look that way, but it still confuses me, as to how far it can leave its supposed protection. Evolution did some cool things, but in my honest opinion, it is, nor ever has been a perfect system, churning out perfect beings, its more "Does this work, if yes, lets roll with it, if no, find anything better." Because honestly, the almost perfect system of reproduction would be hermaphroditic.

You should also take into consideration that the labia are there to protect during sex as well. The vagina stretches forward towards the clit and not back towards the butt. When you're thrusting in, the labia close around the penis and rub against it in an attempt to clear any unwanted things from getting inside our vaginas.

Some are.just more predominant than others, ita not a flaw in design or change in evolution, more a genetic trait of each person. After this we can go to ask a male a question and discuss why some foreskin is tight and others look like the nose of a diseased old anteater. 🤢

Too true, like the shape of the head of the penis is theorized to be a scoop, to remove a competitors load for the new fucker to deposit his load. It is a beautiful mystery. Thank you all for walking down this road with me. Even female Hyenas have a penis.

Do hyenas girls have penis?
All female spotted hyenas have functional penises. They use it pee, signal, anally mount males & females for dominance, and give birth. Intersex plumbing is found in ALL females of the spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta) of Tanzania—in which the females have penises nearly indistinguishable from those of the males.

We live in a world.

[Writers Bloque]

personally .. I'm not seeing any problem there at all

Neither do I, its as I said, a curiosity.

[Writers Bloque]

a question: Does hose or panty hose count as underwear? or do you really need panties to wear them?

[Hilda]

a question: Does hose or panty hose count as underwear? or do you really need panties to wear them?

Like this, you mean?