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Reply #320 on: June 30, 2022, 03:25:49 AM


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Reply #321 on: June 30, 2022, 04:05:29 AM
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Reply #322 on: June 30, 2022, 04:16:57 PM
The images show exactly why I personally need to wear panties. Since they go down the leg and hold snug, too much movement can be quite uncomfortable with where that stitching. It'll move and rub, and even though you may think that sounds erotic, it's more like a saw after a while.

It all depend though, on the brand and quality of the hosiery, what you're doing, and how long you plan on wearing them. But if I'm going without panties, I'll either not wear any, or go with stockings.



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Reply #323 on: June 30, 2022, 04:52:02 PM
When I first met my present wife she wore only pantyhose. Much faster getting to the "heart of the matter". ;D

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Reply #324 on: June 30, 2022, 05:21:38 PM
I can’t remember the last time I noticed a woman wearing pantyhose. They’re just not in style now. 40 years ago, everyone wore pantyhose. And Russian women still wear pantyhose. But there is not a single woman at my office that wears pantyhose, and I haven’t seen them out in public. Maybe at church? I haven’t been in church in a long time. But if anybody would wear pantyhose, it would be the Baptists. Born again camel toes.

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Reply #325 on: June 30, 2022, 05:34:17 PM
I can’t remember the last time I noticed a woman wearing pantyhose. They’re just not in style now. 40 years ago, everyone wore pantyhose. And Russian women still wear pantyhose. But there is not a single woman at my office that wears pantyhose, and I haven’t seen them out in public. Maybe at church? I haven’t been in church in a long time. But if anybody would wear pantyhose, it would be the Baptists. Born again camel toes.

I noticed that too here at work, only the die hard office ladies wear them, while the interns, and low people on the totem pole don't. But I never knew why women would wear them, I asked my mom when I was younger, and all I got from here was "because." I like them, I think it adds a little professionalism to the attire, so that even if your works dress code is lax, it shows that you are caring about how you appear. I seen clients with their PA's who would wear whatever, even to the point of sweats. I would sit there and think, this deal isn't happening. But as sexy as they are, I agree with shiela, because I tried wearing a man thong, and all i can say is never again.The twig was uncomfortable, and it split the berries.

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Reply #326 on: June 30, 2022, 06:18:04 PM

I can’t remember the last time I noticed a woman wearing pantyhose. They’re just not in style now. 40 years ago, everyone wore pantyhose. And Russian women still wear pantyhose. But there is not a single woman at my office that wears pantyhose, and I haven’t seen them out in public. Maybe at church? I haven’t been in church in a long time. But if anybody would wear pantyhose, it would be the Baptists. Born again camel toes.


I noticed that too here at work, only the die hard office ladies wear them, while the interns, and low people on the totem pole don't. But I never knew why women would wear them, I asked my mom when I was younger, and all I got from here was "because." I like them, I think it adds a little professionalism to the attire, so that even if your works dress code is lax, it shows that you are caring about how you appear. I seen clients with their PA's who would wear whatever, even to the point of sweats. I would sit there and think, this deal isn't happening. But as sexy as they are, I agree with shiela, because I tried wearing a man thong, and all i can say is never again.The twig was uncomfortable, and it split the berries.


I can't judge based on my professional milieu, since the average age is around 20, and most of the women dress very casually.

I own one pair of panty hose, and I've one them exactly once in the past two years. And that was an event where the occasion on my dress seemed to all for them.

Sheila's right: They're very uncomfortable to wear., they're expensive, and they wear out or get runs very quickly. Plus, they don't stay in place, so you're constantly pulling and adjusting them. And while I wear panties with the on the rare occasions when I wear them, that means even more tugging and adjusting.

Otherwise, when it's cold out and I'm wearing a skirt or dress, I wear tights, as do most women under 60 these days.





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Reply #327 on: June 30, 2022, 06:25:32 PM

I can’t remember the last time I noticed a woman wearing pantyhose. They’re just not in style now. 40 years ago, everyone wore pantyhose. And Russian women still wear pantyhose. But there is not a single woman at my office that wears pantyhose, and I haven’t seen them out in public. Maybe at church? I haven’t been in church in a long time. But if anybody would wear pantyhose, it would be the Baptists. Born again camel toes.


My mom and sisters owned three pair each when I was growing up. One for church, one for formal dress, and one for special occasions. They were not very happy wearing them. My wife loves to wear them, even if not having to. I think they are pretty, but if they are such a pain in the ass, I wish I was talented enough to design a pair that works right, feels right and looks good.

I noticed that too here at work, only the die hard office ladies wear them, while the interns, and low people on the totem pole don't. But I never knew why women would wear them, I asked my mom when I was younger, and all I got from here was "because." I like them, I think it adds a little professionalism to the attire, so that even if your works dress code is lax, it shows that you are caring about how you appear. I seen clients with their PA's who would wear whatever, even to the point of sweats. I would sit there and think, this deal isn't happening. But as sexy as they are, I agree with shiela, because I tried wearing a man thong, and all i can say is never again.The twig was uncomfortable, and it split the berries.


I can't judge based on my professional milieu, since the average age is around 20, and most of the women dress very casually.

I own one pair of panty hose, and I've worn them exactly once in the past two years. And that was an event where the occasion on my dress seemed to all for them.

Sheila's right: They're very uncomfortable to wear., they're expensive, and they wear out or get runs very quickly. Plus, they don't stay in place, so you're constantly pulling and adjusting them. And while I wear panties with the on the rare occasions when I wear them, that means even more tugging and adjusting.

Otherwise, when it's cold out and I'm wearing a skirt or dress, I wear tights, as do most women under 60 these days.




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Reply #328 on: June 30, 2022, 07:04:24 PM
own none wear none. Major college town here, never see them on coeds, just grandmas.

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Reply #329 on: June 30, 2022, 07:17:31 PM
I wore a pair during my cousins wedding, and I still have them tucked in the closet waiting for when Shannon gets married. I wore stocking once in the past two years, and because I didn't have a garter at the time, and I didnt want to keep.pulling them up, so I clipped them to the bottom of the blouse I was wearing tucked into my skirt.

I remember during my cousins wedding that I made a joke to her saying my date must think I've got the smallest bladder because I'm always excusing myself to the bathroom to adjust.

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Reply #330 on: June 30, 2022, 07:40:03 PM
Ok... fessing up. When I had my home delivery business years ago I'd wear them on chilly windy days. Days when it wasn't cold enough for long underwear, but something extra was needed to cut the wind. I remember pulling them up a lot. Wife enjoyed it as she also had me in panties. :facepalm:

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Reply #331 on: June 30, 2022, 10:38:25 PM

I had a pair, now I have none.  My brother in law needed a pair for a halloween costume.  Stretching it over his head as a bank robber.  My sister was a cop.  I'll see if I can find the picture of them.
 

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Reply #332 on: July 01, 2022, 02:02:29 AM
Lots of creative uses for discarded pantyhose.

A couple I knew spent a great deal of money building their dream house. The basement was supposed to serve as a study, but anyone who ventured downstairs began choking and their eyes began watering. The construction company had used something very unpleasant in the wall coverings.

One option would have been to make the company re-paper and re-paint the entire basement, but my friends settled for option number two, suggested by a guy sent to evaluate the problem. They bought several sackfuls of activated charcoal and re-purposed the wife's used pantyhose by snipping off the legs, stuffing them with scoops of charcoal, and then hanging them from any available point.

It was definitely weird going down into their basement, and seeing all these massive skin-colored globules dangling from the ceiling, like alien pods waiting to burst.



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Reply #333 on: July 01, 2022, 02:09:34 AM

It was definitely weird going down into their basement, and seeing all these massive skin-colored globules dangling from the ceiling, like alien pods waiting to burst.

When I show women my massive skin colored globules dangling and waiting to burst, they tend to get offended. Just saying.

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Reply #334 on: August 03, 2022, 01:58:50 PM
Have you ever squirted anything other than water and urine?

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Reply #335 on: August 03, 2022, 05:56:23 PM
Nope just that. Not sure what else we could. Cookaid?  But thanks for pointing out how gross it is.



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Reply #336 on: August 03, 2022, 07:32:53 PM
Nope just that. Not sure what else we could. Cookaid?  But thanks for pointing out how gross it is.

You mean you don't have a Starbucks machine installed down there, that can squirt out some Growlerccino whenever you orgasm?  ;D ;D



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Reply #337 on: August 03, 2022, 07:56:53 PM
Who let CT out again. :facepalm: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #338 on: August 03, 2022, 08:12:38 PM
Lol. Pull my hair slap my ass and call me your barista!



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Reply #339 on: August 03, 2022, 08:23:07 PM
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