Ask a male a question.

[staci]

As my old History Professor used to say - Practice

[Writers Bloque]

So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him.  So.... well... what do guys like down there?

For me, not so much tongue but finger, or a toy. I like rimming, and to rim my wife, but for me, if you are willing to go that far, have to go one step further with some prostate play.

[Army of One]

So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him.  So.... well... what do guys like down there?

Realistically, it all depends on what the guy likes, as with all things. Personally, I don't like having a tongue down there, nor putting a tongue down there either. (Yeah, I don't mind putting a cock down there, but I always make sure it's washed thoroughly afterwards; no A2M for this guy.) Have a talk with your man, let him guide you as to what he likes, and prepare for the possibility that he may not actually like it at all.

[Skynet]

I think anilingus is most enjoyable and pleasurable after a nice bath or shower together. Just be sure to soap everything up and get it nice and clean. Otherwise it’s always a concern about E. coli. I’m a big butthole fetish guy, and I love chewing and sucking a tasty butthole. And I don’t mind having mine done, but I much prefer to be worshiping hers.

[Bittersweet]

This very much depends on the guy.. some guys are just not gonna be accepting. Me, I love it.
Even more if there's pegging to follow. Getting quite a collection of toys!

 

So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him.  So.... well... what do guys like down there?

[Sarah_1964]

Do guys really only want huge tits?

[Dirtymind]

Not at all. I actually prefer smaller ones.

[Clitical Thinking]

Do guys really only want huge tits?

Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.

[Pornhubby]

I am a member in good standing of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

[MissBarbara]

Do guys really only want huge tits?

Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.

But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."

[Shiela_M]

Do guys really only want huge tits?

Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.

But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."

I was one of those women. Not just because I heard the guys talking about them, or what I saw in porn, but even my mother told me my chest was too small. All this added to me almost getting implants while I was in the Army.

Correct me if I'm wrong here guys, but i think what most men like are natural. Or as my cousin would say "No bolt on tits."

[seeker83]

I have never had a particular preference towards large breasts and the only woman I was ever with fluctuated between A-C in the course of time that I was with her.

My at-tit-tude (pun intended) is as long as there is enough for a good handful and touching them brings me and the woman pleasure, I do not care about size.  I sometimes actually wonder how difficult it would be to handle a larger pair.

[lookinginnd]

More then a mouthful is a waste is a saying. Really it's the nipples that matter the most. I've been with someone before and after breast augmentation and for me personally I preferred the before more then the after, just my personal like/dislike.   

[Pornhubby]

More then a mouthful is a waste is a saying. Really it's the nipples that matter the most. I've been with someone before and after breast augmentation and for me personally I preferred the before more then the after, just my personal like/dislike.

I’ve only had one long-term relationship with a woman who had breast implants. And her ex-husband insisted that she have them, because he thought her tits were too small. So she got them. They were bazooka titties. Hard as a rock. And absolutely no fun to play with. And the bastard husband left her, came out as a transvestite, and has been in a homosexual relationship ever since. So she basically deformed herself for no goddamn good reason. Makes me sad to think about

[Clitical Thinking]

Between real and fake, my preference is definitely toward real, especially - ESPECIALLY - if the fakes ones are "angry tits," where the implants are way too big and the breasts look like they're about to burst. I'd go so far as to say angry tits are a turn off.

[seeker83]

More then a mouthful is a waste is a saying. Really it's the nipples that matter the most. I've been with someone before and after breast augmentation and for me personally I preferred the before more then the after, just my personal like/dislike.

Yeah, I sometimes wonder if the areola size matters as well.  I know I have a visual preference towards larger areola but question if that means more sensitivity on the woman's side of things.

[ObiDongKenobi]

Do guys really only want huge tits?

Definitely not



 

[msslave]

OMG! How can I unsee that 
Very close to a BOO but made me laugh that you could find something like that. So you dodged a bullet.

[ObiDongKenobi]

OMG! How can I unsee that 
Very close to a BOO but made me laugh that you could find something like that. So you dodged a bullet.

Don't, on any account, google  gynecomastia 

[LtBroccoli]

Do guys really only want huge tits?

Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.

But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."

That's because young women are usually around young men, and young men are fucking idiots.  They notice the boobs first and want to play with them because they don't have their own.  Because the women with the bad backs are getting the attention from these guys, they think every guy wants them huge.

It took me a few years and dating women of bra sizes AA to WTF to develop an appreciation for all of them.  Each woman has her right size.  One thing I found out from my experience was that women typically have the same number of nerves in their boobs and nipples regardless of size, so the tiny ones are more sensitive.  I thought they were more fun to play with, especially since the guys they were with would almost ignore them completely.  A couple flicks here and there and she's ready to go.  With the bigger boobs, it was a different kind of fun.

My favorite ones are the ones attached to my wife, and she's on the average to slightly below average size.  The only time I'd say they were big was when she was pregnant and/or breastfeeding, and she really didn't want me playing with them.  Not that I didn't try.