I glanced at a sex story that was posted today, and toward the top I came across this line:
"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."
Setting aside the awkwardness of the phrase "a gorgeous new luscious rack" (I mean, did it just arrive in the mail and she velcroed it on?) I find it very difficult to believe that a guy -- any guy -- would see an attractive young woman wearing a skimpy bikini and resort to mathematical calculations regarding her bra size.
Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?