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Reply #460 on: January 15, 2023, 09:26:43 PM
Do guys really only want huge tits?

Nope. I'm less interested in big tits, especially fake.

Tits are like useful ornaments to me, big, little, makes no difference to me, because I am not fucking a pair of tits, im fucking the woman wearing the tits.

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Reply #461 on: January 16, 2023, 03:18:07 PM
Do guys really only want huge tits?

Nope. I'm less interested in big tits, especially fake.

Tits are like useful ornaments to me, big, little, makes no difference to me, because I am not fucking a pair of tits, im fucking the woman wearing the tits.

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Reply #462 on: January 16, 2023, 03:51:17 PM
I had a big tit fetish for thirty years. Then along came Miss Bazoombahs.  Cured me.

I only lust small breasted women now. Don’t know why. That’s just my thing.

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Reply #463 on: January 16, 2023, 04:00:49 PM
define small breasted women

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Reply #464 on: January 16, 2023, 04:06:07 PM
define small breasted women

AA to B. Never a C or D.

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Reply #465 on: January 16, 2023, 04:44:10 PM
What's the old saying? Don't look a gift tit in the cup size?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #466 on: January 16, 2023, 04:55:15 PM
define small breasted women

I know next to nothing about bra sizes so, a small handful. Probably has to do with my first partner, but they're seemingly more sensitive and fun to play with.



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Reply #467 on: January 16, 2023, 05:34:13 PM
There are pros and cons for both large and small. sensitivity is one. career wise, large helps.

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Reply #468 on: January 16, 2023, 09:26:33 PM

There are pros and cons for both large and small. sensitivity is one. career wise, large helps.


"Career wise, large helps."

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Reply #469 on: January 17, 2023, 03:09:02 AM


"Career wise, large helps."

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Reply #470 on: January 17, 2023, 03:37:05 AM
I had a big tit fetish for thirty years. Then along came Miss Bazoombahs.  Cured me.

I only lust small breasted women now. Don’t know why. That’s just my thing.



Oh, my goodness! I'd spend hours sucking these brown nipples while running my hands over her hips, legs and stimulating her wonderful pussy! It would end with me taking her doggy style or kneeling in front of her for a cunnilingus, or the reverse with her teenage figure kneeling in front of me for a heated blowjob; her choice! I love small-breasted brunettes! WOO!

To answer the question, small breasts could be described as "flat", "rather flat", '"flat and fascinating", "small and perky", "small and juicy", "small with cock-hardening apexes", etc., etc., or something like "small and strangely full" in the case of a very short girl who has small breasts that look average on her diminutive size --- such petite girls are most often met in the UA section. And I'm getting hard just writing this!

I will never describe small breasts as "curvy", "plump" or "generous".

I need to take a break and go to Subway, and ask the small-breasted employee when her shift finishes.  ;D
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Reply #471 on: January 17, 2023, 05:04:55 AM
There are pros and cons for both large and small. sensitivity is one. career wise, large helps.
Years ago, I remember sitting around at my friends house putting my breast in a martini glass because we heard that was the "perfect size". At the time they fit, now they're a bit bigger.

Not big enough to benefit my career.



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Reply #472 on: January 17, 2023, 05:10:41 AM
I'll stick with perky.

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Reply #473 on: January 17, 2023, 05:55:53 PM
I also have to agree that tiny little breasts are the most arousing. But having said that, busts of all different sizes are alluring. It's like having a favorite meal that can be served in different ways at various restaurants; you may clearly prefer one version over the others, but they're all still quite tasty!
And to echo what HistBuff was saying, the tiny tits do also tend to go hand in hand with UA fantasies. Youth and innocence are often a big turn on, so a smaller, developing chest on a girl helps sell that side of the fantasy.

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Reply #474 on: January 20, 2023, 02:49:24 AM
I also have to agree that tiny little breasts are the most arousing. But having said that, busts of all different sizes are alluring. It's like having a favorite meal that can be served in different ways at various restaurants; you may clearly prefer one version over the others, but they're all still quite tasty!
And to echo what HistBuff was saying, the tiny tits do also tend to go hand in hand with UA fantasies. Youth and innocence are often a big turn on, so a smaller, developing chest on a girl helps sell that side of the fantasy.

Yes, yes and yes! I will never say it enough; I am very, very happy to have a place on the Internet where I can fully express this UA side of my fantasies! I often want to uncover the small breasts of some nice girl, suck them all my content, and then take her mouth and discharge loads of cum on these sweet breasts of hers! WOO for commenting on this! Keep in mind that I'm only referring to my fantasies as they are expressed in fictional stories.
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Reply #475 on: January 20, 2023, 05:59:07 PM
Just so long as you mean 18+ by “teenage.“ Remember, no RL under the age of 18 on KB.

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Reply #476 on: January 21, 2023, 12:43:32 PM
Just so long as you mean 18+ by “teenage.“ Remember, no RL under the age of 18 on KB.

Guilty as charged! I got carried away by the fictional story I'm currently writing about the Romanov daughters. It goes without saying that I keep those fantasies to fictional space in the UA section, safe behind the membership wall. Thanks for the reminder!

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Reply #477 on: January 22, 2023, 05:06:47 AM
1. You know I don’t give a shit.

2. The rules are designed to protect KB, not to censor or judge people’s fantasies.

3. Rasputin must have been hung like a mule.

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Reply #478 on: January 22, 2023, 03:22:07 PM
3. Rasputin must have been hung like a mule.

After they poisoned, stabbed, shot and drowned him, they also cut his cock off. Hung was about the only thing they didn't do to him. But he was. Google it.



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Reply #479 on: September 12, 2023, 07:44:42 PM

So, when you get an erection, do you feel the urge to take care of it?  Or as you put it in the sister thread, do you need to find "an excuse to hit the restrooms and rub one out?"

Really kinda depends on the situation.  When guys say it has a mind of its own... they're not lying!  That sucker will pop up for seemingly no apparent reason!  Sometimes, It's just an annoyance and we ignore it.  Other times, we know why we are getting hard and... well... yeah, the little fucker demands some attentions.  And yes, at least for me, I have no issue excusing myself to go to the bathroom to rub one out.  The issue there is... sometimes you cum a LOT more than expected and make a bigger mess than anticipated.