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Reply #280 on: March 01, 2020, 07:07:47 PM
So... I had "the snip" way back in early 70s and can't take part in Sheila's proposed test. All I can produce is pre-cum fluid sans sperm.

I do remember reading that if prostate isn't emptied for a time, the sperm is absorbed into the body. Sex stories of a guy saving up a couple weeks of sperm then flooding their partner are bogus

When wife was my Mistress, she'd have me masturbate for her as she watched and teased. I had to cum in a bowl and she'd then scoop my results up and feed it to me. Usually a couple teaspoons was all. Much less now that I'm a lot older.

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Reply #281 on: March 01, 2020, 07:09:37 PM
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Reply #282 on: March 01, 2020, 11:15:46 PM


This might have already been answered but I'm not going through 19 pages.   

How much (in volume) does a guy ejaculate, say after 5 days since his last.
And I ask in that fashion (of 5 days) because I assume more volume builds over time since the previous ejaculation.

I'm sure google knows the answer but I want to know from you men.  And you ladies from experience if you have seen what a guy produces when you're with him.

To knowledge, since the testes can only hold so much, after five days, he would be up to whatever would be considered a full load, as someone so eloquently put it earlier. And I don't think that changes much with diet; they can't get bigger or smaller, but the load can be less. Shiela, you are making me reconsider my current diet.

Last minute addition: A medical view on sperm volume: https://www.news-medical.net/amp/health/Increasing-Semen-Volume.aspx
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Reply #283 on: March 01, 2020, 11:23:04 PM
Watcher helps out MJ by showing how much is a load.  ;D ;D


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Reply #284 on: April 04, 2020, 02:49:25 AM
To knowledge, since the testes can only hold so much, after five days, he would be up to whatever would be considered a full load, as someone so eloquently put it earlier. And I don't think that changes much with diet; they can't get bigger or smaller, but the load can be less. Shiela, you are making me reconsider my current diet.

A few years back I scoured the internet for every guide on supplements to take to increase my semen production, made a master list, and began taking every single one.  I'm normally of the opinion that supplements are bullshit because if your pill does work there's not good reason to put it up for FDA approval.  That said... we have pictures of me painting her face before and after taking them and well... the difference is marked.  It's at least clear that storage capacity isn't the main limiting factor for me.



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Reply #285 on: April 24, 2020, 12:29:17 AM
I glanced at a sex story that was posted today, and toward the top I came across this line:

"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."

Setting aside the awkwardness of the phrase "a gorgeous new luscious rack" (I mean, did it just arrive in the mail and she velcroed it on?) I find it very difficult to believe that a guy -- any guy -- would see an attractive young woman wearing a skimpy bikini and resort to mathematical calculations regarding her bra size.

Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?






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Reply #286 on: April 24, 2020, 12:49:35 AM

Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?



I can’t speak for all men, but generally? The answer is “yes.“ This is because we grew up with the “playmate data sheet” in our favorite magazine, and we came to evaluate women’s breasts by bra size.  It is a guy thing.  And yes, totally nonsensical.

If guys are talking about a woman’s breasts, they will inevitably say they are an A, B, C, or D cup.  Underneath measurements are seldom mentioned. Doesn’t make it right, that’s just the way it is. So yes, when we’re looking at your bazongas out of the corner of our eyes, we are likely thinking, “Wow. What a nice big C cup.“ Sorry to be the one to inform you of this.





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Reply #287 on: April 24, 2020, 07:02:39 AM
I question the accuracy of that chart.

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Reply #288 on: April 24, 2020, 12:22:14 PM
Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?

No. As for stories, I generally prefer some vagueness so that my mind can fill in the blanks the way I like rather than someone else's fantasty.



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Reply #289 on: April 24, 2020, 12:29:29 PM
As a young man, I had little sexual experience. Didn't date and had no close male friends to fill me in on sex matters.

In my first marriage the wife told me to pick up a new bra and I blindly went to the store with no knowledge of sizes.  I was lucky to get a sympathetic clerk who tried to help me, as I could barely stammer out what I wanted.

When it came to sizes she started with the fruit chart.  "Is she a melon?" I was asked.  I just shook my head no.  The clerk continued with grapefruit? No. Tomato? No. A lemon? No.  Finally she said, "How about an egg?"

I brightened and said, "Yes, that's it. An egg...fried." :facepalm:

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Reply #290 on: April 24, 2020, 02:59:24 PM

Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?


I can’t speak for all men, but generally? The answer is “yes.“ This is because we grew up with the “playmate data sheet” in our favorite magazine, and we came to evaluate women’s breasts by bra size.  It is a guy thing.  And yes, totally nonsensical.

If guys are talking about a woman’s breasts, they will inevitably say they are an A, B, C, or D cup.  Underneath measurements are seldom mentioned. Doesn’t make it right, that’s just the way it is. So yes, when we’re looking at your bazongas out of the corner of our eyes, we are likely thinking, “Wow. What a nice big C cup.“ Sorry to be the one to inform you of this.


Though I've never actually written them down, there's a long list of things I never knew before I joined KB. That's one more for the list.

I'm not a story writer, and my few efforts have proven rather clumsy. Still, in the context of erotic fiction, it seems to me that Johnny's point is very well taken:


No. As for stories, I generally prefer some vagueness so that my mind can fill in the blanks the way I like rather than someone else's fantasy.


In other words, rather than saying:

"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."

It seems it would be more "effective" to say something like:

"She was surprisingly well developed for a girl her age, and her fully, womanly breasts were spilling out of her skimpy bikini top."

Or something like that...








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Reply #291 on: April 24, 2020, 03:41:03 PM
I’m more likely to write as you suggest MissB, but I’ll admit I’ve used cup size in descriptions upon occasion.  The one story I did post here did not use cup size.

Not sure if I’ll ever write again, it’s been a few years.



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Reply #292 on: April 24, 2020, 04:27:43 PM
I question the accuracy of that chart.

I agree.  I’d put A as grapes or key limes, and bump the rest of the fruits up a size.

I’m more likely to write as you suggest MissB, but I’ll admit I’ve used cup size in descriptions upon occasion.  The one story I did post here did not use cup size.

Not sure if I’ll ever write again, it’s been a few years.

I’m pretty much in the same boat.  I haven’t posted a story in ages.  8 years to be more precise.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I went back and checked my stories.  I don’t refer to breast size by cup size when writing, but I certainly remember former wives and lovers by cup size.  So there’s that...
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Reply #293 on: April 24, 2020, 11:36:06 PM

Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?


I can’t speak for all men, but generally? The answer is “yes.“ This is because we grew up with the “playmate data sheet” in our favorite magazine, and we came to evaluate women’s breasts by bra size.  It is a guy thing.  And yes, totally nonsensical.

If guys are talking about a woman’s breasts, they will inevitably say they are an A, B, C, or D cup.  Underneath measurements are seldom mentioned. Doesn’t make it right, that’s just the way it is. So yes, when we’re looking at your bazongas out of the corner of our eyes, we are likely thinking, “Wow. What a nice big C cup.“ Sorry to be the one to inform you of this.


Though I've never actually written them down, there's a long list of things I never knew before I joined KB. That's one more for the list.

I'm not a story writer, and my few efforts have proven rather clumsy. Still, in the context of erotic fiction, it seems to me that Johnny's point is very well taken:


No. As for stories, I generally prefer some vagueness so that my mind can fill in the blanks the way I like rather than someone else's fantasy.


In other words, rather than saying:

"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."

It seems it would be more "effective" to say something like:

"She was surprisingly well developed for a girl her age, and her fully, womanly breasts were spilling out of her skimpy bikini top."

Or something like that...

Cup sizes are okay if you need to get clinical (refer to my story "The Experiment" as a bad example), but if you need to do that, band size is a necessity...or rather, just use actual over- and underbust measurements, since there are "standard" sizes (used in the Anglosphere) and "metric" sizes (East Asia), and band sizes alone tend to vary (fuck you, Australia, for being so damn confusing with that!).

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Reply #294 on: April 25, 2020, 01:47:27 AM
I question the accuracy of that chart.

I agree.  I’d put A as grapes or key limes, and bump the rest of the fruits up a size.

I’m more likely to write as you suggest MissB, but I’ll admit I’ve used cup size in descriptions upon occasion.  The one story I did post here did not use cup size.

Not sure if I’ll ever write again, it’s been a few years.

I’m pretty much in the same boat.  I haven’t posted a story in ages.  8 years to be more precise.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I went back and checked my stories.  I don’t refer to breast size by cup size when writing, but I certainly remember former wives and lovers by cup size.  So there’s that...


I honestly only know my Peruvian is a 34C.  I don’t know any before her including my first wife.  That might be because my first wife rarely wore a bra.



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Reply #295 on: April 30, 2020, 08:10:06 PM

I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.

Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.

I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?





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Reply #296 on: April 30, 2020, 08:19:47 PM

I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.

Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.

I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?



Ah, the $64,000 question. As an MFF has always been an unfulfilled fantasy I think I would partake in an FMM if an MFF was the reward (but only oral with the other male).


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Reply #297 on: April 30, 2020, 08:43:36 PM

I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.

Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.

I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?





I had a MFM once.  And the other male was my best friend.  He set the whole thing up.  I think he wanted to see my cock in action, so I put on a good show for him, pulling out and forcing the F to lick it clean while he watched.

We did double penetration, and could feel each other’s cocks sliding in and out through the relatively thin membranes between us.  But no direct MM occurred.  I wasn’t particularly attracted to him, and it would have been more like awkward brotherly incest than hot.

We stayed close through the years, but later he got religious.  One night he tried to mention how “sinful” he had been, and I shut him down.  “The only thing worse than being ‘sinful’ is not owning it.  I was there.  No harm, no foul.”  After that, we did drift apart. Mainly because he got pious as hell.  I didn’t appreciate his hypocrisy, and he didn’t appreciate me knowing where all his skeletons are buried.



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Reply #298 on: April 30, 2020, 08:49:19 PM

I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.

Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.

I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?





It is an interesting question. I've never had such an experience and spent the most of my life with no taste for one, so it's a purely hypothetical situation. I suspect that I would have mostly avoided touching the other man the first time -- enough new experiences at once. But perhaps I would've opened up to more things if it kept happening.

There is also the woman's wishes to consider. If she wanted to see me and this hypothetical other guy interact a bit, perhaps that would provide a greenlight to things I would otherwise avoid.
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Reply #299 on: April 30, 2020, 11:19:50 PM

I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.

Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.

I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?

Okay, I'm gonna speak from experience. I almost was involved in one of these, and I was the guy that got titchy about it.

My first girlfriend (who, I admit nowadays, I was not really attracted to) was having a side thing with a coworker. (Well, he was having the side thing with her, since this was happening before and while we were together.) He insisted on driving us home one night, and he decided to park in a back alley. He was up for it, she was up for it, I...was not, and made it known with a leap from the car.

So, to answer the question, if I ever were to get in an MFM threesome, I would have to have zero emotional involvement in it, which means no, I would not engage with the guy.

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