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Reply #780 on: July 04, 2024, 05:15:03 AM
I know about those, you have to be close for the bluetooth to work. I'm talk if I'm at home, and he's visiting family in Iowa...


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Reply #781 on: July 04, 2024, 12:44:18 PM
I’m pretty sure they work over the Internet. Everybody on Chaturbate uses these.

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Reply #782 on: July 04, 2024, 01:31:26 PM


I'm no expert, but I think you both put an app on your phone. No matter where he is, his app can send instructions to your app over the internet (using either Wi-Fi or your data plan). Once your app has instructions, it uses Bluetooth to send orders to the device.



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Reply #783 on: July 04, 2024, 03:06:35 PM
Thanks loves, I'll put it on my Christmas list.💋


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Reply #784 on: July 14, 2024, 05:34:17 PM
A KB sex gym, with symbians, and fuck machines, along with traditional work out equipment and sex toys!

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Reply #785 on: July 14, 2024, 06:50:17 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on July 14, 2024, 05:34:17 PM
A KB sex gym, with symbians, and fuck machines, along with traditional work out equipment and sex toys!

I'm going to do some squats, anybody wish to give me a spot??


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Reply #786 on: July 14, 2024, 11:58:42 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on July 14, 2024, 06:50:17 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on July 14, 2024, 05:34:17 PM
A KB sex gym, with symbians, and fuck machines, along with traditional work out equipment and sex toys!

I'm going to do some squats, anybody wish to give me a spot??

😋😋  I could def help. Would be nice to get a work out in.


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Reply #787 on: July 15, 2024, 12:36:29 AM
That manga I posted about "Erotic x Anabolic" is spicy, but the girl worked herself out to have a porno fantasy body, like big boobs and thicc af thighs, but slender waist. Kind of intriguing. Also I want to do some leg presses, so sled ride?

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Reply #788 on: August 12, 2024, 04:05:28 AM
I am walking around ya all in my pjs. Anyone want to pull them down and give me a hand. I promise, to make cute faces.

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I am a femboy furry. I am also sightly in the closet bisexual. I have an age play kink, but its very toned down compared to most. In someways its not a kink at all. Sometimes just throughly enjoy being in little headspace without anything sexual at all about it.
As for my sissy side I am not one for skirts or dresses. I love frills in other ways. Bright colors and cute outfits are my thing.

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Reply #789 on: September 09, 2024, 02:12:31 AM
Almost posted this in sports, but I feel this is more appropriate

Chicago won, and green bay lost!

He is in quite the good mood. I'm think of how to let him celebrate!  Take a page from Linda's book, and wear his bears jersey and let him have his way with whatever spot he chooses!!

Honestly, I hope it's my ass! It's been a while, and I'm feeling the itch.


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Reply #790 on: September 10, 2024, 05:34:48 AM
Hey! Cowboys won also!

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Reply #791 on: September 11, 2024, 12:02:44 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on September 10, 2024, 05:34:48 AM
Hey! Cowboys won also!

Had I read this sooner, I'd have rubbed down the saddle with saddle soap, and got the spurs oiled and shinning!


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Reply #792 on: September 11, 2024, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 09, 2024, 02:12:31 AM

Honestly, I hope it's my ass! It's been a while, and I'm feeling the itch.

Goddamn, nice, you go girl. Nothing for ages and then I comment on an ass post lol.

Jodie had the hots for me and I always had the feeling she'd take it in the ass and love it. Nice girl who loves it dirty, but only with the right guy and it's a secret. That's my random sexual thought I'm taking to bed.


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Reply #793 on: September 22, 2024, 01:34:16 AM
Hey guys, I wish your testicles wouldnt tighten up during sex. When doing it doggy, and having those boys hanging low and swinging so they slap me right on the button is fantastic!

It was 80s today, and he was outside all day. They were way low!


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Reply #794 on: September 22, 2024, 04:06:37 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 22, 2024, 01:34:16 AM
Hey guys, I wish your testicles wouldnt tighten up during sex. When doing it doggy, and having those boys hanging low and swinging so they slap me right on the button is fantastic!

It was 80s today, and he was outside all day. They were way low!


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Reply #795 on: September 22, 2024, 08:13:11 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #796 on: October 12, 2024, 01:41:21 AM
I’m so fucking horny tonight. Friday is my favorite day. But my cock has been in half mast all afternoon. I really need a hot sexy woman who wants to be my bouncy house.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #797 on: October 13, 2024, 07:29:16 PM
I am uncontrollably horny.


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Reply #798 on: October 13, 2024, 08:32:03 PM
I love my wife. Shopping earlier today, she bet I couldn't turn her on without touching her breasts, ass or pussy in the store.

Wrong move.

I let her go and wandered the Mart of Walls, which sells no walls at all, letting her get engrossed in her shopping. She wore one of those half jacket things(?) that looks like she could not afford the rest of the jacket, her sports bra and her lulu's as she and the girls went to the gym for their Sunday workout. She was in her naughty mood.

So I stalked her.

Then when her attention was fully on her task I struck.

I lightly traced my fingernail from the small of her back up to the back of her neck.

She fell to her knees and got mad.

And this is the woman who can blow on my ear lobes and make me forget who I am.

So why did it turn her on?

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Reply #799 on: October 15, 2024, 07:10:03 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on October 13, 2024, 08:32:03 PM

So why did it turn her on?

Are you kidding me???

I was on a first date a while back and he opened the door to the restaurant, and as I walked by, he put his hand on my.lower back and went in next to me. I got literal chills when he put his hand there. It is just so comforting, and it is also showed some confidence, that he isn't afraid to touch me in an appropriate way. Some guys just don't want to touch at all, that's ok, but be more confident. Shoot your shot. If he had put his hand on my but, I would not have been happy.

Oh, and we f*cked hard that night.


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