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Reply #720 on: September 30, 2023, 01:07:16 AM
I really really enjoy it when hes taking me from behind and puts a thumb in my bum bum


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Reply #721 on: September 30, 2023, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 30, 2023, 01:07:16 AM
I really really enjoy it when hes taking me from behind and puts a thumb in my bum bum

Or two…

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Reply #722 on: September 30, 2023, 04:41:03 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on September 30, 2023, 03:44:20 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 30, 2023, 01:07:16 AM
I really really enjoy it when hes taking me from behind and puts a thumb in my bum bum

Or two…

Has not happened yet, not sure how is feel about it happening. A part of me is excited by the experience... other concerns pop up as well.


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Reply #723 on: September 30, 2023, 04:49:13 AM
Pulling her ass open with two thumbs and spitting in her hole, while banging her doggy, six ways to Sunday.  I am a pervert.

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Reply #724 on: October 04, 2023, 04:33:04 AM
I want to have sex with someone in a werewolf costume under a random person's Halloween decorations. Just like back in Salem.


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Reply #725 on: October 04, 2023, 04:52:19 AM
Er... sending wolf costume to Allen.

Then getting out Halloween decorations and getting the camera ready.

Hang.on KBer. Things are gonna get hot.
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Reply #726 on: October 04, 2023, 05:23:04 AM
Sometimes when my wife is feeling unsure of herself or confused, she lets her strength slip, and does that thing where shes so sexy and cute, acting like she did in our youth. I dont know why, but its a major rev up for my sex drive. I mean we are comfortable with each other, but every so often that unsureness or excited caution, or whatever its called comes out and just adds the right amount of spice to a night of sex.

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Reply #727 on: October 04, 2023, 06:51:39 AM
Quote from: msslave on October 04, 2023, 04:52:19 AM
Er... sending wolf costume to Allen.

Then getting out Halloween decorations and getting the camera ready.

Dont share any of the images of me dry humping Zero, it wont be appropriate.


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Reply #728 on: October 04, 2023, 04:00:16 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 04, 2023, 06:51:39 AM
Quote from: msslave on October 04, 2023, 04:52:19 AM
Er... sending wolf costume to Allen.

Then getting out Halloween decorations and getting the camera ready.

Dont share any of the images of me dry humping Zero, it wont be appropriate.

I am of legal age for it to be completely appropriata! What is Zero? Now you have my curiosity piqued.

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Reply #729 on: October 04, 2023, 04:21:08 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on October 04, 2023, 04:00:16 PM
What is Zero?

Nightmare before Christmas.

That Jack-o-lantern nose could be interesting.


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Reply #730 on: October 04, 2023, 04:39:48 PM
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I am of legal age for it to be completely appropriata! What is Zero? Now you have my curiosity piqued.
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I'm sure Shiela is referring to her Zero Gravity lawn chair. I looked it up and it can hold 400 pounds.

So with all the action the gaming chair has seen, one can only wonder of the possibilities those two can dream up. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #731 on: October 04, 2023, 04:54:41 PM
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I am of legal age for it to be completely appropriata! What is Zero? Now you have my curiosity piqued.
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I'm sure Shiela is referring to her Zero Gravity lawn chair. I looked it up and it can hold 400 pounds.

So with all the action the gaming chair has seen, one can only wonder of the possibilities those two can dream up. ;D :emot_kiss:

yeah my office chair in my home office has seen some things too. hehehe

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Reply #732 on: October 04, 2023, 05:19:29 PM
Never was into furniture sex. We were in late 40s/early 50s when we got together. So comfortable.was always top of the list and the bed was right there.

There was that time early on tho'. Both our passions were running high. Down came both pants and.over the back of the sofa she went!!! Like a porno story she was so wet I slipped right in and as S would say..."poundtown."  ;D

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Reply #733 on: October 04, 2023, 05:37:40 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 04, 2023, 05:19:29 PM
Never was into furniture sex. We were in late 40s/early 50s when we got together. So comfortable.was always top of the list and the bed was right there.

There was that time early on tho'. Both our passions were running high. Down came both pants and.over the back of the sofa she went!!! Like a porno story she was so wet I slipped right in and as S would say..."poundtown."  ;D

I get you, I love bed sex too, but sometimes, like after staying up all night doing taxes, I just want to act out my Boss/secretary fantasy, and this chair works so well for it. Though I have had to take it to my shop a couple of times. The bed is the safest place to fuck after all, unless you have one of those four poster princess beds, and well that ups the danger level a bit, especially if it has a canopy. Never understood why a bed needs a roof. It is already inside a house.

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Reply #734 on: October 04, 2023, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 04, 2023, 05:19:29 PM
Never was into furniture sex.

We have used the chair in our room for oral sex.  With the armrests, it's hard to do anything else.   
We have a desk chair in the room also, no armrests on it.  That's one of my favorite places for fun.  He sitting, me straddling and sitting on him. 

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Reply #735 on: October 04, 2023, 06:37:25 PM
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Quote from: msslave on October 04, 2023, 05:19:29 PM
Never was into furniture sex.

We have used the chair in our room for oral sex.  With the armrests, it's hard to do anything else.   
We have a desk chair in the room also, no armrests on it.  That's one of my favorite places for fun.  He sitting, me straddling and sitting on him.

Isn't it beautiful how human bodies just fit like that? Sometimes i just crave the closeness. I sat in that chair for over an hour after I learned my mom passed away with my wife holding me while sitting in my lap. Its truly beautiful.

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Reply #736 on: November 14, 2023, 03:52:28 PM
Jules talking about viagra.
I'm thinking about my Clonazepam.

Im wondering if I could safely take enough of to sedate me where I dont fall asleep, but if Allan took his pill he could just ragdoll f*ck me as hard and as long as he could go, and it wont bother me. Use me like a living breather sex doll.


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Reply #737 on: November 14, 2023, 03:55:23 PM
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Im wondering if I could safely take enough of to sedate me where I dont fall asleep, but if Allan took his pill he could just ragdoll f*ck me as hard and as long as he could go, and it wont bother me. Use me like a living breather sex doll.

YES.

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Reply #738 on: November 14, 2023, 04:15:18 PM
Good LAWDY! What visions our Shiela evokes so early in the morning.

I can see a story here. ;D

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Reply #739 on: November 14, 2023, 04:58:37 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 14, 2023, 03:52:28 PM
Jules talking about viagra.
I'm thinking about my Clonazepam.

Im wondering if I could safely take enough of to sedate me where I dont fall asleep, but if Allan took his pill he could just ragdoll f*ck me as hard and as long as he could go, and it wont bother me. Use me like a living breather sex doll.

I see no real problems with this except you wont feel a thing. Gave my wife a gabapentin and cyclobenziprine when she had a case of back spasms, and well never again. She was higher than a kite, hornier than an entire population of lionesses in heat, and complained the whole time about not feeling much. I warned her that sex should be off the table until she felt better. Ended up having to take her to the ER. She could not live it down with her co-workers for a month after. I mean your fantasy is makes the sun look like an ice ball, but actually being drugged with no awareness of it happening is a little extreme, unless you both consent to making a video of it so you will know exactly what made you sore and unable to walk in the morning, so he can do it again.

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