Random Sexual Thoughts

[MintJulie]

There's a hot little blonde MILF I know who the last time I met her gave me the strongest arms around me hug I think I've ever had (I can take that as an indication she has feelings for me - tell me I can, please... I've also heard second-hand (kids are great for giving away secrets) that her hot petite long red hair 20yo daughter is in love with me. Last night I had a sexy dream involving both of them and me in a threesome. Fuck! I'm still hard.

It's always nice to see you drop in Colin.

I'm with Shiela, test the waters. Very slowly.  And NO, don't mention the daughter.

But you mentioned she's blonde.  Be careful, those bitches are crazy. 

Fuck! I'm still hard.

If it's hard, take care of that thing.

And j/k about the crazy blondes comment

[Colin Piper]

Thanks Shelia - give with one hand and take away with the other   Actually, if you stick that in a loop and speed it up...

I agree Julie, the daughter would be a no-no . It's just a nice fantasy. Oh, and I took care of that thing in the shower this morning 

I haven't been on here much lately, but this may be a return of sorts.

[MintJulie]

Thanks Shelia - give with one hand and take away with the other   Actually, if you stick that in a loop and speed it up...

I agree Julie, the daughter would be a no-no . It's just a nice fantasy. Oh, and I took care of that thing in the shower this morning 

I haven't been on here much lately, but this may be a return of sorts.

Woo #28 to "may be a return of sorts."    Always loved your participation. 

[Pornhubby]

Passing out some woo’s for everybody.

[Pornhubby]

Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.

[Dirtymind]

Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.

Technically it wouldn't violate the code if you use a ouija board beforehand.

[LtBroccoli]

Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.

How close of a friend, and was she a friend as well?  Funny enough, I'm going with the Spawn Rule, where if you and the friend were best friends, then hooking up is okay because it is mutual mourning. 

I'm going to say yes unless the divorce and/or split was particularly ugly.  Like, she tried to burn his mamma's house down and smeared pig blood on his business windows kind of ugly.  The friend is dead, so the difficulty here would be what would they say if they were still alive.  Would they say go for it, or try to wave you off?  And are they waving you off because of jealousy or because she's legit batshit insane and one of the most important Bro Code rules, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

[Pornhubby]

And are they waving you off because of jealousy or because she's legit batshit insane and one of the most important Bro Code rules, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

We’ve all been friends for a long time. And then they got divorced, and I remained friends with both of them. Then he got cancer, and died last year. So I’ve been hearing from her lately, and having idle thoughts in the shower. She’s not crazy. She’s just smoking hot.



I had another friend who died of an aortic rupture. We were extremely close. Bro close. And before he died, he made me promise that I would not fuck any of his family members. And lo and behold, I’ve had a chance to fuck at least two of them. His sisters (individually) just wanted me to know that they “always thought I was hot.” But I kept that promise to him. Just on the off chance I run into him in heaven, and have him beat the shit out of me.

[staci]

Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.

Technically it wouldn't violate the code if you use a ouija board beforehand.

Would work better if you wait about 2 months

[Hilda]

Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.

Technically it wouldn't violate the code if you use a ouija board beforehand.

Ouija boards! I never bought one of the commercially made ones, but I confess to making my own, by printing out Yes/No and digits 0 through 9 on a sheet of paper.

[Pornhubby]

In two months it will be almost a year. So good advice Staci. But I am dying to taste this. She wanted to be a model, and she did a whole nude portfolio, and she posted it on a Russian website. So of course, I downloaded all of those photos. I’ve got a whole folder of them. And then later, she was flirting with me, and sending me some of the less risqué pictures. Not realizing that I already have them all. Because the nice thing about speaking some Russian, and dealing with Russian people, is I’m all over that Russian Internet. You can’t do anything on there without me seeing it.

[Clitical Thinking]

Marriage vows have a termination clause, "until death do us apart," so I feel like the Bro Code also is in effect only as long as both bros are alive. If there is no agreement in place to extend the Bro Code beyond that, I'd say go balls deep 🤔

I'm not a lawyer, but I sometimes talk to one on KB, so I'm feeling kind of wisdomous 😂

[Writers Bloque]

actually, some ancient cultures had it as almost law for a man friend or brother of the man to take on the wife of the dead man to keep her safe.

[Shiela_M]

I honestly think this whole bro code or dont sleep with or touch so and so is really ridiculous. I've already told Shannon that if something unfortunate happens to her all bets are off and her fiancee is fair game. Nobody knows what's in the afterlife except those already there, so how do you know he's not wherever getting his rocks off to every dirty fantasy, with every crush he's ever had, and you two are down here worrying about what he might be thinking.

Do what would makes you both happy. Life goes on, and sometimes you have to put yourself first.

[Hilda]

Nobody knows what's in the afterlife except those already there, so how do you know he's not wherever getting his rocks off to every dirty fantasy, with every crush he's ever had, and you two are down here worrying about what he might be thinking.

Do what would makes you both happy. Life goes on, and sometimes you have to put yourself first.

Wise words, Shiela.

My grandfather passed away when I was twelve. For a year or two afterwards I couldn't help worrying whether, from up in heaven, he could see me take a bath or use the toilet.

Not the kind of hang-up that a growing kid needs. Adults can do without it, too.

[Clitical Thinking]

For a year or two afterwards I couldn't help worrying whether, from up in heaven, he could see me take a bath or use the toilet.

Not the kind of hang-up that a growing kid needs. Adults can do without it, too.

I knew a woman years ago that was too afraid to have sex, because she worried that her dead grandmother was up in heaven and could see her in the bedroom. She came from a very religious family where sex was for having babies and not something for women to enjoy, and her biggest worry was actually that she'd make her dead grandmother very angry.

No, I didn't find out by trying to have sex with her. The subject came up one day, after she had gotten married to a guy she didn't seem to care about at all, and she admitted her biggest incentive for getting married was that her family was pissed at her for being the oldest but having her two younger siblings get married before her. I cracked a joke that she at least had a live-in sex toy now, and she became extremely anxious and then made that confession.

For what it's worth, her guy also didn't seem very interested in her either. There were some strong signs that he actually wasn't very interested in women in general, and this might have just been a marriage of convenience, because he also come from a very religious family.

[MintJulie]

My grandfather passed away when I was twelve. For a year or two afterwards I couldn't help worrying whether, from up in heaven, he could see me take a bath or use the toilet.

Oh my god. This brought back memories I had forgotten.  I had the exact same thoughts at a young age shortly after my grandfather died.  How strange.  Exactly how I would have explained it.  Freaky.

[Pornhubby]

I knew a woman years ago that was too afraid to have sex, because she worried that her dead grandmother was up in heaven and could see her in the bedroom. She came from a very religious family where sex was for having babies and not something for women to enjoy, and her biggest worry was actually that she'd make her dead grandmother very angry.

My grandmother watches. And masturbates.

[Clitical Thinking]

I knew a woman years ago that was too afraid to have sex, because she worried that her dead grandmother was up in heaven and could see her in the bedroom. She came from a very religious family where sex was for having babies and not something for women to enjoy, and her biggest worry was actually that she'd make her dead grandmother very angry.

My grandmother watches. And masturbates.

Aw, shit, now I have to clean coffee off my screen 

[JBRG]

FWIW, I've told my wife that if she departs this world before I do (hopefully not for a very long time) that I would be headed to my Ukrainian dental hygienist. The young lady in question has been a very close friend for almost 20 years and we have actually had the conversation (more than once) about being physical. Wiser heads have prevailed and other than affectionate hugs  pecks on the cheek, nothing has ever happened.