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Reply #480 on: May 18, 2022, 06:18:17 PM
Oh god yes, MissB. Although I won't hesitate or resist him doing it, it's just not what I'm hoping for at that time. If I'm really turned on and wanting it, I dont want to waste time with oral. He can have your fun down there for a bit, give a few licks in, but don't linger trying to a bunch of differnt tongue excercises. I'll already be wet and ready so you're not doing me any favors. Just give me that stretch I want so badly.
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Reply #481 on: May 18, 2022, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 18, 2022, 06:05:44 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on May 18, 2022, 05:11:59 PM

It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing.


Sheila once mentioned this, and my best friend told me this as well, that for many women, when they get to a pint in foreplay, their strongest desire is to have him inside her.

They know that his going down on her feels amazing, and they know it will likely lead to an orgasm.

But, at that moment, they’d prefer to feel him inside of her.

That is the truth. My wife sometimes likes foreplay, but lately she comes to bed horny as all fuck and just wants me to give her every damned inch. From the variety of walks of life on this board, every woman is different, but ultimately, like I said in another thread about hair preference, if a woman is letting you fuck her, you have not much right to complain, unless its a real risk to health. But on the other side of the coin, if a woman this day in age finds a guy who likes to eat at her diner, then hold onto that man. But I just like to eat pussy. Its my favorite meal.


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Reply #482 on: May 23, 2022, 04:55:41 AM
All day, I've been thinking about my future with MS and wondering when I might end up in a wheelchair, and then ultimately wondering what sex in a wheelchair is like... apply the brake, put my legs over the armrests...

Then I'm thinking, bring Allan to the hospital borrow a wheel chair and find a spot to... conduct experiments...

Yes, I did text him these thoughts. He doesnt seem to keen on the idea. Any takers lol.


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Reply #483 on: May 23, 2022, 11:20:08 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #484 on: May 23, 2022, 02:25:01 PM

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Reply #485 on: May 23, 2022, 07:47:29 PM
Speaking of wheelchair confessions. I’ve always had a sexual fantasy involving a double amputee. Something about pleasuring myself with a legless lass. Kinky. I know. But the vulnerability factor is just off the charts. Human fleshlight. Yes, let the stoning begin.

As far as experiments. Lets get a motorized wheelchair and replace the seat with a Sybian. Then we can drape a blanket around you and have you “O” all day, while we shop. I’ll tell everyone you’re having one of your “little episodes.”  “Pay no attention. She’s fine.”
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Reply #486 on: May 23, 2022, 07:57:05 PM
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Reply #487 on: May 23, 2022, 08:52:40 PM
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Reply #488 on: May 23, 2022, 10:27:25 PM
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Reply #489 on: May 23, 2022, 10:30:40 PM
I can just see it now, people wondering why I'm just driving circles in the parking lot drooling and making all kinds of noises.  :facepalm:


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Reply #490 on: May 23, 2022, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 23, 2022, 10:30:40 PM
I can just see it now, people wondering why I'm just driving circles in the parking lot drooling and making all kinds of noises.  :facepalm:

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Reply #491 on: May 23, 2022, 11:27:10 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 23, 2022, 10:30:40 PM
I can just see it now, people wondering why I'm just driving circles in the parking lot drooling and making all kinds of noises.  :facepalm:

Huh, even in an orgasmic coma you're cute  ;D


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Reply #492 on: May 23, 2022, 11:28:52 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 23, 2022, 10:30:40 PM
I can just see it now, people wondering why I'm just driving circles in the parking lot drooling and making all kinds of noises.  :facepalm:
Well...I have my mental picture for the evening. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #493 on: May 26, 2022, 04:09:17 PM

Quote from: MissBarbara on May 26, 2022, 03:45:58 PM
Besides, if the daughters you’re referring to are like most other women their age, they will pay lips service to their mothers’ demands, and then go out and do their thing behind their mothers’ backs.
Dunno why, but the first thing which came to mind was Cunnilingus.


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Reply #494 on: June 01, 2022, 05:09:45 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 23, 2022, 04:55:41 AM
All day, I've been thinking about my future with MS and wondering when I might end up in a wheelchair, and then ultimately wondering what sex in a wheelchair is like... apply the brake, put my legs over the armrests...

Then I'm thinking, bring Allan to the hospital borrow a wheel chair and find a spot to... conduct experiments...

Yes, I did text him these thoughts. He doesnt seem to keen on the idea. Any takers lol.

My wife was wheelchair bound after our third kid, her pelvic bone did not set correctly after birth so she could not walk right or painlessly. For a couple of months she was in a wheelchair, and three days before she could walk normally again, we experimented. It was an interesting experience. Lock the wheels, try to get on your knees, brace the chair against a wall and let him go to town. also it was satisfyingly perverse that I also sat in the chair and fucked her raw while she was in my lap.

On a side tip: Get allen a cherry picker and sex swing.

Cherry picker = Engine extracting hook thing.
 
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/85682b2e-d306-421c-862a-cd7a2aebe3b2/15998224.jpg

no disrespect to you, but this thing is fun, when you cant stand or walk. the kink factor is off the charts. I still use it with the wife once in a while.

Also anyone know of a good up thrusting fuck machine? hehehe

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Reply #495 on: June 01, 2022, 06:37:34 PM
I figured there are only so many ways one could use a wheel chair comfortably. I'm not thrill with the idea of being in one, but at least it could be fun from time to time.

I'm not too sure about that cherry picker thing.  Seems a bit...🤔... bomb shelterish 😂

I have spent my fare shre of time on sites looking at sex toys and such, and they have a swing/chair that hooks around a door that I've been looking to purchase, but I've bought stuff in the past that was a one and done, and I'm not about to spend money on something I'm not sure of, and I'm definitely not going to ask Allan to do it. Thanks for the insight though love 💋


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Reply #496 on: June 02, 2022, 02:37:27 AM
If pussy was currency, I'd be one rich bitch. oh yes, I'm feeling good about myself tonight.💋


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Reply #497 on: June 02, 2022, 04:18:22 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 02, 2022, 02:37:27 AM
If pussy was currency, I'd be one rich bitch. oh yes, I'm feeling good about myself tonight.💋

Daddy wants a taste. Let me bury my face (and cock) in that.

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Reply #498 on: June 02, 2022, 02:38:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 02, 2022, 02:37:27 AM
If pussy was currency, I'd be one rich bitch. oh yes, I'm feeling good about myself tonight.💋

Wow, my apologies, that was pretty arrogant. A bit much.


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Reply #499 on: June 02, 2022, 02:44:04 PM
We licked it.. I mean, liked it 😇


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