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Reply #460 on: March 29, 2022, 08:41:39 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 29, 2022, 07:20:51 PM
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Be grateful Big Ben didn't use viagra  :emot_weird:  :emot_kiss:
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Reply #461 on: April 07, 2022, 12:33:58 PM
I have to admit that my random thoughts are all over the place as long as ther is pussy and showoing off my cock. I am sure that is not a surprise.
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Reply #462 on: April 18, 2022, 05:48:46 PM
Sasha confessed that she likes bikers and would enjoy being fucked by a smelly man, so I replied “ My little pervert likes a big hairy man who smells of sweat and gasoline.  He has a horse-sized cock between his legs and he pins you to the ground and fucks you, bouncing up and down on your limp body, like you're his mattress.  His scent and sweat cover your body and your pussy is stretched wide.  He does not care about your pleasure.  You are only there, too satisfy his primitive urges.  Your big clit throbs with pleasure as he pours a liter of cum into your pussy.” She told me later that she rubbed her pussy to an orgasm. Remind me to rub some bacon in my armpits next time.

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Reply #463 on: May 12, 2022, 10:12:58 PM
Its 88° right now.

I would love to be naked outside with a nice dick inside.


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Reply #464 on: May 13, 2022, 02:51:51 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 12, 2022, 10:12:58 PM
Its 88° right now.

I would love to be naked outside with a nice dick inside.

On a hammock. Swaying. So nice and juicy. Give me the grind. I know you love it. 😘😘😘

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Reply #465 on: May 14, 2022, 11:34:21 PM
I HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS GENERALLY ABOUT PUSSY

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Reply #466 on: May 15, 2022, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: shaver on May 14, 2022, 11:34:21 PM
I HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS GENERALLY ABOUT PUSSY

I forget your preference, shaved or hairy?

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Reply #467 on: May 15, 2022, 07:53:06 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2022, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: shaver on May 14, 2022, 11:34:21 PM
I HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS GENERALLY ABOUT PUSSY

I forget your preference, shaved or hairy?

Most men are just happy to be there  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #468 on: May 15, 2022, 08:05:51 PM
Quote from: Dirtymind on May 15, 2022, 07:53:06 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 15, 2022, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: shaver on May 14, 2022, 11:34:21 PM
I HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS GENERALLY ABOUT PUSSY

I forget your preference, shaved or hairy?

Most men are just happy to be there  :emot_laughing:

 :emot_laughing: WOO! :emot_laughing:


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Reply #469 on: May 17, 2022, 09:22:15 PM
I've been thinking about writing about my first anal experience, but I feel it would be a very short story...


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Reply #470 on: May 17, 2022, 09:54:31 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 17, 2022, 09:22:15 PM
I've been thinking about writing about my first anal experience, but I feel it would be a very short story...

...but would you have fun writing it? That's all that matters.


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Reply #471 on: May 17, 2022, 10:04:32 PM
True, story-writing is as much for the writer as it is for the reader(s).
I myself have some stories, (all under-development) that I occasionally work on from time to time.
It feels great to immerse oneself in that world, but instead of being a passive observer as a reader, one gets to call all the shots as the writer.


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Reply #472 on: May 18, 2022, 11:49:55 AM
To answer jules question I love shaved  but would never turned dow a harry pussy

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Reply #473 on: May 18, 2022, 04:57:56 PM

I wonder as a random sexual thought:

If eating a woman out brings her pleasure, then why do most women resist it during foreplay?

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Reply #474 on: May 18, 2022, 05:11:59 PM
It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing


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Reply #475 on: May 18, 2022, 05:54:41 PM
If I was to ever resist, it would be because of hygiene. I've yet to have anybody complain, as I usually taste/smell of coconut or pina colada as Allan says, but if it was a hot day or after a workout and I've been sweating, I may be hesitant until I can be sure. Even if he says he doesnt mind, I'll be uncomfortable and self conscious the entire time.


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Reply #476 on: May 18, 2022, 06:04:22 PM
Some of us are like the postal service... No matter rain or shine, or if you taste like pickled brine, that clit is gonna be mine 😇


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Reply #477 on: May 18, 2022, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 18, 2022, 05:54:41 PM
If I was to ever resist, it would be because of hygiene. I've yet to have anybody complain, as I usually taste/smell of coconut or pina colada as Allan says, but if it was a hot day or after a workout and I've been sweating, I may be hesitant until I can be sure. Even if he says he doesnt mind, I'll be uncomfortable and self conscious the entire time.
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Quote from: Clitical Thinking on May 18, 2022, 05:11:59 PM
It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing



I get that, but If you are willing to put my cock, which does alot of things in your mouth, then I should be able to eat you out. Smell, or taste does not really matter to me, my wife keeps herself pretty clean, but honestly I get it now, but fair is fair, you lick my penis, I get to suck on your clit.

Like the second time me and my then girlfriend now wife had sex. Locker room talk at the time was "Gotta have a big dick to get a girl, but a strong tongue to keep a girl." Being horny and a teen, I believed it and I went down on her, in the school veggie garden. No one was out there, and I sat her down, lifted her skirt and pulled her panties to the side and tried to get to work. she grabbed my head and was like "Stop, I pee from there!" and being the little horny asshole I was, I said, "Not right now you aren't." and she gave in after some not so expert finger play. I enjoyed it, even if she was not as fresh as she was in the morning. So I don't mind a little funk, or taste, as long as you do care for your pussy, and not let it get bad.
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Reply #478 on: May 18, 2022, 06:05:44 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on May 18, 2022, 05:11:59 PM

It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing.


Sheila once mentioned this, and my best friend told me this as well, that for many women, when they get to a pint in foreplay, their strongest desire is to have him inside her.

They know that his going down on her feels amazing, and they know it will likely lead to an orgasm.

But, at that moment, they’d prefer to feel him inside of her.



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Reply #479 on: May 18, 2022, 06:15:47 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on May 18, 2022, 06:04:41 PM
I get that, but If you are willing to put my cock, which does alot of things in your mouth, then I should be able to eat you out. Smell, or taste does not really matter to me, my wife keeps herself pretty clean, but honestly I get it now, but fair is fair, you lick my penis, I get to suck on your clit.

Keep in mind that too many people are still taught that sexual pleasure is acceptable for a man but not for a woman. So for some women, it can also be a matter of giving you a blowjob being acceptable because it brings you pleasure rather than her, and you going down on her is not acceptable, because it would bring her pleasure and consequently make her a slut or a whore or whatever


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