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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #420 on: February 23, 2022, 09:44:12 PM
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          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
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Reply #421 on: February 23, 2022, 10:31:53 PM
I have a question,
Was Dan an ex-member of this place.?  ???


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Reply #422 on: February 23, 2022, 10:41:24 PM
God damn Jules, that is damn sexy. He must have felt like it was his birthday and Christmas all in one. He's probably going to get turned on by just by the sight of nail clippers now. Needless to say... Woo!


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Reply #423 on: February 23, 2022, 10:56:44 PM
We'll (pant pant) as expected Jules turned a hot episode ( gasp ) into an erotic masterpiece. (Sigh)

What a night that was. Dan will need some recovery time before another adventure. :emot_kiss:

Oh yes...WOO
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Reply #424 on: February 23, 2022, 11:30:19 PM
Woo... Woo.. Woo Woo Woo... WWOOOOOO...  :o

Uhm, be right back, I have to throw something in the wash...  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #425 on: February 24, 2022, 01:58:44 AM
It’s only Wednesday night, and I’m already thinking about Friday. Because that’s the day I like to be tied up, pegged, and have my cock and balls slapped. I like this idea. Very much.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #426 on: February 25, 2022, 07:16:24 PM
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That is all.

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Reply #427 on: March 08, 2022, 01:00:44 AM
In my apartment, drinking cheap premade margaritas from aldis, watching a Ryan Reynolds movie on prime, and wishing I had the weight of a man pressing me into the cushions. Hips flexing between my thighs. Hot heavy breath against my face and forehead  The musky smell of sex in my nose. The heat of his chest against my hands. That stretch. Pressure. Sense of being full.

I am absolutely turned on right now.


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Reply #428 on: March 08, 2022, 02:10:40 AM
So one of my sexy Russian friends was sending me texts and videos all day. I spent half the afternoon as hard as a rock. Now I’m home, but I’m not going to pull the vids out just yet, because I want to tease myself for an hour or two, before losing an unusually large load. LOL. I’ll be worthless after turning myself inside out. Edging all day.

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Reply #429 on: March 08, 2022, 03:20:16 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 02:10:40 AM
So one of my sexy Russian friends was sending me texts and videos all day. I spent half the afternoon as hard as a rock. Now I’m home, but I’m not going to pull the vids out just yet, because I want to tease myself for an hour or two, before losing an unusually large load. LOL. I’ll be worthless after turning myself inside out. Edging all day.

Would she be upset if you texted her back, "Thanks babe, you made me explode better than a Russian supply convoy outside of Kyiv"?  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #430 on: March 08, 2022, 03:55:10 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2022, 03:20:16 AM

Would she be upset if you texted her back, "Thanks babe, you made me explode better than a Russian supply convoy outside of Kyiv"?  :emot_laughing:


She’s actually Ukrainian. I told her to grunt so loud the neighbors with think that Russians are in the street.

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Reply #431 on: March 08, 2022, 05:55:34 AM
Never going to happen, never ever ever, but a lot of my friends and myself, and maybe a few KB members think...

How much could I get away with charging??? Hundreds? Thousand? Am I good enough to earn it?


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Reply #432 on: March 08, 2022, 06:08:48 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 05:55:34 AM
Never going to happen, never ever ever, but a lot of my friends and myself,
  Yourself? Alas, only Dr. Strange could do that, with his sling-rings which can open space-transcending portals
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 05:55:34 AM
and maybe a few KB members think...
Watcher1 would be the first  ;D

Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 05:55:34 AM
How much could I get away with charging??? Hundreds? Thousand?
Millions...
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 05:55:34 AM
Am I good enough to earn it?
nope, you’re better,


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Reply #433 on: March 08, 2022, 06:19:31 AM
Millions??!!

I wish, however, you'd never hear from me again.


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Reply #434 on: March 08, 2022, 06:23:37 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 06:19:31 AM
Millions??!!

I wish, however, you'd never hear from me again.
If never speaking to you was what it took?
Then, I’d never risk it…


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Reply #435 on: March 08, 2022, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 05:55:34 AM
How much could I get away with charging??? Hundreds? Thousand? Am I good enough to earn it?

You could charge whatever you want, and it'd just be a matter of finding a guy with a big enough.. wallet.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #436 on: March 12, 2022, 01:26:56 PM
I haven't had sex in a while and it's starting to feel like months, and I'm wondering if Allan would be up for a nooner. I just want somebodies head between my legs


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Reply #437 on: March 12, 2022, 01:33:46 PM
Ground Control to Major CT,
Hold your breath, this task ain’t easy!
Ground control To Major CT.
Commencing countdown— damn this’s both hard and cheesy.


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Reply #438 on: March 12, 2022, 04:08:03 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 12, 2022, 01:26:56 PM
I haven't had sex in a while and it's starting to feel like months, and I'm wondering if Allan would be up for a nooner. I just want somebodies head between my legs


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Reply #439 on: March 12, 2022, 05:58:41 PM
I talked to a old school friend on the phone. She made an off the cuff remark of having to ask someone for a favour, and that she would rather swallow cum.

Guess what has been going through my mind since?


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