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Reply #400 on: February 16, 2022, 04:12:26 PM
And then we have the "nooner"

Usually lunchtime and a rush to the finish line. Generally leads to sitting in a puddle for the rest of the work day and liberal use of spray deoderant.

I have had a few nooners.  8)


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Reply #401 on: February 18, 2022, 05:29:01 PM
Can you get a facial in space?

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Reply #402 on: February 18, 2022, 05:39:42 PM
Don't know, but wellcum back, Paige  ;D



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Reply #403 on: February 18, 2022, 05:40:15 PM
Can you get a facial in space?
Possibly, but it wouldn’t be sticky, probably, due the Zero Gravity there…



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Reply #404 on: February 18, 2022, 07:05:18 PM
in my early 20's I was schooled on how to make love. Using those techniques, high dollar hookers have given me serious discounts because they appreciate that I take the time for them to ring that bell three times before I even mount up to ride.

In STRICTLY THEORY, could you give some lessons, on how to perfect it?
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Reply #405 on: February 18, 2022, 08:14:24 PM
Don't know, but wellcum back, Paige  ;D

Awe thank you  :aol_cunnilingus:

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Reply #406 on: February 19, 2022, 01:37:10 AM
I sent Sasha some panties for her birthday, and I put a big load in the crotch of each pair. So today she sent me a pussy floss photo, and I love the thought of her jizz and mine getting friendly again.

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Reply #407 on: February 22, 2022, 03:20:11 PM
After making a comment to Obi about him not  being able to masturbate because of his shoulder, my mind has been on stroking off Dan.  Just my hand, no mouth.  I don't think I've done that for him, ever.  I've stroked him while in my mouth, but never got him off just using my hand. 

Tonight's the night for Danny-boy.  I'm going to stop every time he gets close and make it last an hour.

  • Lotion
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Reply #408 on: February 22, 2022, 03:31:50 PM
Taking a page out of Miss Shiela’s book,
Ice cubes, as to make sure the timer doesn’t end before the hour.



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Reply #409 on: February 22, 2022, 03:50:12 PM
Nail polish perhaps, something that'll stand out. Feel it might highlight the visual for him.



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Reply #410 on: February 22, 2022, 03:51:34 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

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Reply #411 on: February 22, 2022, 04:06:39 PM
After making a comment to Obi about him not  being able to masturbate because of his shoulder, my mind has been on stroking off Dan.  Just my hand, no mouth.  I don't think I've done that for him, ever.  I've stroked him while in my mouth, but never got him off just using my hand. 

Tonight's the night for Danny-boy.  I'm going to stop every time he gets close and make it last an hour.

  • Lotion
  • me in lingerie
  • wet cloth for cleanup
  • dry towel for cleanup
  • candles
Other suggestions?

Whisper in his ear how much you love him.  8)

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Reply #412 on: February 22, 2022, 06:19:45 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips.  Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair. 

Would handcuffs on him be too much?

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Reply #413 on: February 22, 2022, 06:23:57 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips.  Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair. 

Would handcuffs on him be too much?

A blindfold could enhance the sensation



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Reply #414 on: February 22, 2022, 06:38:41 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips.  Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair. 

Would handcuffs on him be too much?

Maybe a wrap scarf. If he gets too involved



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Reply #415 on: February 22, 2022, 06:53:37 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips.  Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair. 

Would handcuffs on him be too much?

A blindfold could enhance the sensation

This is turning into the ultimate handjob  ;D



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Reply #416 on: February 22, 2022, 07:23:38 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips.  Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair. 

Would handcuffs on him be too much?

A blindfold could enhance the sensation

This is turning into the ultimate handjob  ;D

But the blindfold will not allow him to see my pretty manicured* fingers wrapped around his erection.

4pm mani/pedi scheduled , I haven't had this professionally done in 7 years or more.




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Reply #417 on: February 22, 2022, 07:59:14 PM
This is turning into the ultimate handjob  ;D

I know. It should be a pay per view event  ;D



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Reply #418 on: February 22, 2022, 08:25:34 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.

Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips.  Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair. 

Would handcuffs on him be too much?

A blindfold could enhance the sensation

This is turning into the ultimate handjob  ;D

But the blindfold will not allow him to see my pretty manicured* fingers wrapped around his erection.

4pm mani/pedi scheduled , I haven't had this professionally done in 7 years or more.

I am guessing your husband will be on the alert, that something is up and take the initiative.   Of course, the KB members in the room with you suggesting certain nail polish, blindfolds, trimmed nails, etc may be a giveaway. 8)  ;D

Jules tonight

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Reply #419 on: February 22, 2022, 09:35:00 PM
I'm already waiting for Jules story of this upcoming epic event. No doubt at the moment of release there will be a massive tremor in the force... causing pre-cum emissions world wide. ;D

That will be followed by Jules explicit account which will mess up phone screens and keyboards. Jules does paint vivid word pictures. :emot_kiss:

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