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Reply #360 on: January 16, 2022, 07:04:12 AM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?

I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D

The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub

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That mental image gets a thumbs up from me  :emot_thdrool:


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Reply #361 on: January 16, 2022, 07:52:09 AM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?

I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D

The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub

 :o

That mental image gets a thumbs up from me  :emot_thdrool:
Me too!
Me as well, though I think I’m a bit stupid as am unable to visualise the image. But then, there doesn’t have to be a reason for giving a woo to Miss Shiela,



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Reply #362 on: January 16, 2022, 11:24:10 PM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?

I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D[/color]

The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub

 :o

That mental image gets a thumbs up from me  :emot_thdrool:
Me too
Me as well

Before agreeing, keep in mind which "thumb" I'm talking about being "up"  :emot_laughing:

Not that there'd be anything wrong with it. You still have to complete your homework of, uhm, working your thumb to one of Shiela's gorgeous contributions and then writing her a detailed report like this:


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Reply #363 on: January 17, 2022, 07:28:26 AM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?
I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D[/color]
The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub

 :o

That mental image gets a thumbs up from me  :emot_thdrool:
Me too
Me as well
Before agreeing, keep in mind which "thumb" I'm talking about being "up"  :emot_laughing:

Not that there'd be anything wrong with it. You still have to complete your homework of, uhm, working your thumb to one of Shiela's gorgeous contributions and then writing her a detailed report like this:
:evil:
DAMN, sir! You're too much. Now you're starting to make me think about whether it was you who's have had their "thumb" fall off and reattached a couple of times, due excessive thumb-working. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #364 on: January 19, 2022, 02:22:11 PM
I need to get my car washed, it looks horrible with all the salt all over it. I've always wanted to have sex while the car wash was going. wonder if its possible to get a quickie in while the wash is going, and get him off before the wash is done.

This may need to be put I to the confession thread, but has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash? Am I the only one?

I recommend you fuck in the car wash. BUT, do it at one that is fully automated, and to have enough time to do so, be prepared before hand. Like bathing suits, or nude from the waist down. Also might have to drop a pretty penny on the maximum full service package just to have enough time to actually enjoy a fuck instead of a quickie.

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Reply #365 on: January 19, 2022, 02:25:52 PM

  My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:

Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?

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Reply #366 on: January 19, 2022, 03:18:13 PM

  My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:

Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?

YES! .....If you're drunk, got Parkinson's, or are just no good at it. - Remember, women have the right to an orgasm.  :emot_angry: .......
If they can make it in time. :emot_posteroops:



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Reply #367 on: January 19, 2022, 06:43:45 PM

  My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:

Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?

YES! .....If you're drunk, got Parkinson's, or are just no good at it. - Remember, women have the right to an orgasm.  :emot_angry: .......
If they can make it in time. :emot_posteroops:

Im sorry I needed to add context...

The situation: Me and my wife, as you all know married almost two minutes (more like an hour) after graduating high school. Now this happened when my daughter "Andie" was in her terrible twos. me and my wife had friends from way back in the day, almost sharing the same nursery. But in our small group of friends, this couple was the next to marry. To put it clearly, we fucked them. A lot. "Joe" was and still is one of the two men, besides me she would fuck. He is an awesome guy, and if I was leaning more towards men, he would have probably been my husband. But I love my wife, so I point that out to show how close we are to this couple. But they are strictly devout to their faith, so no sex before marriage. Which was okay, I mean you can get off by hand or mouth and it not count. I mean I am Christian, but my faith is not the same as theirs, as my core belief is that sex is beautiful, no matter how degenerate it can be, up to the point of criminal. Not into the stuff that is clearly illegal. So we would tease them a bit, because watching innocent people squirm is a bit of my guilty pleasure, and my wife gets her jollies with it too. Now Joe is not slacking in the cock department, He has a nicer length than me, but I, not to brag, am a bit more thicker. But his wife "Julie" was scared of it. Literally. Like she and my wife would talk about sex quite often leading up to the wedding. So the big day is the next day, and everyone is in an uproar. So as a groomsman I had to help with the bachelor party. It was fine, until he got super wasted, and then came the waterworks.

  He cried at the strip club about his wife being afraid of his dick, and that he did not feel good about it. So while everyone was getting lapdances and such, I took him aside and said I could help. Now by this point we were elbows deep in each others sex lives. I mean it was fun to watch my wife sucking him off while his fiancee was eating her out, as I ate her. I mean we did everything but penetrate. So he asked how. Since the party was dying down, and everyone was partied out, I took him to where the ladies were partying, the nicest hotel in our town, that also offered spa services. I knocked on the door to their room, and pulled my wife out to talk. After explaining the plan, she had the most wicked grin on her face. "I always wanted to see her get stuck on your dick." was her reply. Like i said, I'm eight inches hard and almost three inches thick. Thanks dad. So my wife told me to grab a drink at the hotel bar with him, and she would come and get us. Fifteen minutes and two drinks later, she came to get us. Before we were let in, he was blindfolded and stripped. He was sat in a chair by the bed, and the ladies were having fun giving him hell, playing with his cock, and generally doing what drunk horny women usually do. He could not look or touch, but the main show was starting as my wife dropped her coat, naked underneath. She started calling out what she was doing to his soon to be wife. "I have her naked, her bush was neatly trimmed, and her pussy looks tasty. Do you mind if I have a late meal?" she said and asked Joe who was at this point at the level of drunk where everything was cool. He said yes, and my wife ate her friend out, while the others were cheering. Panting, and sweaty, a few minutes later, Julie was crying out to stop, and then I was told it was my turn. I asked consent from the small group, her future husband, and Julie. Julie asked what was going on as she was trying to catch her breath. My wife said this was a medical procedure. "What for?" Julie asked. "To cure you of the Cockfear disease." A lady spoke up. I did not know her, and only seen her a handful of times after. "Wha?" was Julie's reply, as my wife motioned for me to begin.

  Well, she was tight, almost painfully tight. My cockhead finally popped inside, and Julie's face was a mix of pain, surprise and a little pleasure, having come down from a major orgasm. I think the stuff they were drinking helped too. I stopped with just the head in, and waited. "Just letting you get used to it." My wife said to her as she was holding Julies hands, between kissing the poor girl, and tweaking Julie's perky little nipples. I started moving when she started to get a little looser, and finally I reached the main stage, as my cock was pressing on her hymen. "I need to know if this is okay with you." I asked again. "You are already this far, might as well go all the way." she said in a post orgasmic dreamy like voice. I admit I was getting a perverse thrill from this. "I'm not trying to rob you of your special night, but it wont be fun for you both if you both lie in bed afraid of hurting her." I said to him, and with a moment of clarity he had, he nodded. But then the drunk brain came back. "You know, I will want your wife to even things out between us." he said, his voice slurred. "I know, its there when you guys get back from your honeymoon." I said as I slowly pushed through her hymen, and the deed was done. I began thrusting after the pain was easing in her, but stopped short of cumming. My wife pulled Julie on top of her, so they could make out, and after a little readjustment, I finished off inside my wife. The ladies were hooting and hollering, looking at their friends stretched out hole. "Clara" a bed friend of my wife just shuddered when she seen the damage I did.

So thinking back on this, I wanted your opinions on it. I mean I did enjoy it, and continue to enjoy her pussy to this day, when they come for a visit, which is once a month for the weekend. But in my opinion, I did feel bad, I mean a virginal wedding night is the greatest reward for abstaining until marriage, but on the other hand, knowing them, I had a deep feeling they would not have consummated their marriage if we did not intervene. So am I truly wrong here? or just a horny old man who helped a friend?

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Reply #368 on: January 19, 2022, 06:50:53 PM
Everybody gave their consent, so I don't see a problem at all.

Then again, I also don't see anything special about saving yourself for marriage, and I think it's generally a terrible idea. Not for moral reasons, but because sexual compatibility is an important part of a relationship. You don't want to wait until you're married to find out that one person likes it three times in one day and the other person likes it once in three years. All it will cause is resentment.



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Reply #369 on: January 19, 2022, 07:01:19 PM
Everybody gave their consent, so I don't see a problem at all.

Then again, I also don't see anything special about saving yourself for marriage, and I think it's generally a terrible idea. Not for moral reasons, but because sexual compatibility is an important part of a relationship. You don't want to wait until you're married to find out that one person likes it three times in one day and the other person likes it once in three years. All it will cause is resentment.

I agree, we were far from virgins we got married, and I believe our almost 23 year marriage lasts because we "felt" each other out. But my hang up about it was just the purely moral aspect. I did not want any hard feelings between us. (unintended pun.) Because I have a sneaking feeling that if we did not fool around with them, they would have absolutely no clue about how good sex can be. They were part of a community, WERE part of a community that viewed any sex that isnt for making babies as a sin. I grew up with a family that was slightly more open about it. Standard sex talks, and the inheriting of older cousins skin bin spank banks, etc. My wife's mother and father were open about sex too, even to the point of her mom asking me after our honey moon if I liked what I seen, when we were swimming in their pool, and thats what shes going to look like when she is her age. I am not a cheater, nor do I harbor any of those desires. I just woke up this morning, thinking about it, and felt a little bad. I mean my wife could have popped her cherry for her with a good sized dildo, and it would have ended the same. I dont know, I'm an old man who rambles. Love you all.

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Reply #370 on: January 19, 2022, 07:11:01 PM

  My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:

Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?

Not sure what he friends needed to give consent, but if everybody involved were all willing, then no, nothing wrong with it. If they later regret it, they only have themselves to blame.

James was boring in bed and I regret having sex with him, and even though him being terrible in bed is his fault, it's my own fault for sleeping with him. I dont hate him nor am I mad at him. I just wont do it again.



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Reply #371 on: January 19, 2022, 07:39:31 PM

  My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:

Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?

Not sure what he friends needed to give consent, but if everybody involved were all willing, then no, nothing wrong with it. If they later regret it, they only have themselves to blame.

James was boring in bed and I regret having sex with him, and even though him being terrible in bed is his fault, it's my own fault for sleeping with him. I dont hate him nor am I mad at him. I just wont do it again.

The friends consent was asked out of courtesy. Because it gets awkward when you are in an open group as ours, and be relaxing when things get fun and not want to see or be part of it. No one regrets it, I don't, because in all honesty, I for the longest time equated it almost with helping push a car out of a ditch. I mean I did get sexual pleasure from it, but to me, it was nothing more than using a hammer to nail a piece of wood. I am the "feelings fucker" type. I consider it good sex when everyone involved is spent, tired, happy, and sweaty. So if we enjoy it, it makes me come hard. I feel bad for women with men who are bad at sex. I mean it is the only biological prerogative men have to assist in the process, why not learn a trick or two. Just like a friend of mine, who is married, but he doesnt quite pack, so to speak, told me, "Writer, I got a small dick. But the thing is, I did not stay married this long relying on it mostly for sex. I learned many tricks to make up for the lack of a tool." I believe in my heart us older men need to be professors of sex to the younger men. There are times, like after an injury forced me out of the sex game for a month, where I learned to satisfy my wife with my mouth, hands, and even oddly my big toes. There is no excuse for a man not to know or at least learn a few things, given the porn consumption, and our wild fantasies fueled by our libido's. Sheila, I promise you, if you were in our group of friends, "James" would be long forgotten, like the sundress of your youth. 

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Reply #372 on: January 19, 2022, 07:56:27 PM
The "porn consumption" can also have an effect in the other way, where he's seen something on pornhub and wont move on. An over correction.

I'm a communicator in bed, but I'm also not one to say something that may upset or disappoint him, so I just try to do something else like a change of position or something just to get it to change or stop. James wasnt having none of that, he just kept moving like a mindless pump and I just waited for the finish.

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Reply #373 on: January 19, 2022, 08:20:59 PM
I don’t get it  :emot_blond:

Why are the young, single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone.  :sign_lame:

I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.

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Reply #374 on: January 19, 2022, 08:45:01 PM
The "porn consumption" can also have an effect in the other way, where he's seen something on pornhub and wont move on. An over correction.

I'm a communicator in bed, but I'm also not one to say something that may upset or disappoint him, so I just try to do something else like a change of position or something just to get it to change or stop. James wasnt having none of that, he just kept moving like a mindless pump and I just waited for the finish.

And keep those big toes, and the small ones for that matter, away from me :emot_laughing:

Why even have sex at that point? Being a pump chump is insulting to me and I feel most women. When a woman decides to share a bed, from what I learned, she wants it to feel epic, be the best, even if shes not entirely into it. So why insult a woman by just fucking like its a chore. Hell I enjoy the walk to the garbage cans, looking over my yard. I mean treating sex like a chore is the best way to lose a woman imho. Sex drives do have an expiration date, so why waste the time not making it fun? There is nothing to brag about just sticking your dick into a woman. Any animal on any given day does that, and at least better. Making a woman addicted to you and your sex, that is an accomplishment worthy of bragging.

Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings?  ;D

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Reply #375 on: January 19, 2022, 08:53:43 PM
I don’t get it  :emot_blond:

Why are single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone.  :sign_lame:

I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.

Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows   :emot_lickie:

They do it because they might not be smart enough to fully understand "the thrill of the hunt." Quality over Quantity. I mean if you want to spend your life floating from one fling after another, go for it, but understand why many may view it as immature. I personally see using sex as some sort of competition is abuse. Because at the end of the day, when you feel shallow, vapid and bereft of any meaningful connections, because instead of building a relationship, you as a man hop from bed to bed, and that emptiness sets in, you and you alone are to blame. Not passing judgements, because men and women can enjoy an active sex life as they see fit, but its more of the views espoused by both sides that kind of puts it all into perspective. Besides, what prize is there for the number of women you can pick up? Unless i missed that memo, women do not want to be used like that for the most part. Not all, but some actually might want more than to be forgotten the next day after a cup of coffee. I digress, I am a man who married young, and doesn't regret it.

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Reply #376 on: January 19, 2022, 09:22:51 PM

Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings?  ;D

I hate feet. It wouldn't take me long to realize what's going on.



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Reply #377 on: January 19, 2022, 09:44:52 PM

Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings?  ;D

I hate feet. It wouldn't take me long to realize what's going on.

I agree, I like to use hands really, but it trips her trigger when we are in a restaurant playing the real footsies. Sheila, you seem to be a Lady of Highest Quality. So I would not use feet. Paint brushes lightly on certain spots tho. My friends ask why I like to paint, when in 5 years I only managed to paint a stick figure. I tell them not much painting going on, heehehehehehe. 8)

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Reply #378 on: January 19, 2022, 09:51:46 PM

Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings?  ;D

I hate feet. It wouldn't take me long to realize what's going on.

Agree. Nothing beats a finger, fingers or a hand.  8) 8)


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Reply #379 on: January 19, 2022, 09:56:53 PM

Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings?  ;D

I hate feet. It wouldn't take me long to realize what's going on.

Agree. Nothing beats a finger, fingers or a hand.  8) 8)


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