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Offline Clitical Thinking

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Reply #340 on: November 30, 2021, 03:08:32 AM
I love this thread  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #341 on: November 30, 2021, 03:15:26 AM



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Reply #342 on: December 06, 2021, 02:03:37 PM
I would very much like to be the small spoon right now. Best way to beat the cold. Naked and sweaty under my weighted blanket with a strong and equally sweaty body behind me. He can "pick the hole" :emot_kiss:



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Reply #343 on: December 06, 2021, 03:56:11 PM
I would very much like to be the small spoon right now. Best way to beat the cold. Naked and sweaty under my weighted blanket with a strong and equally sweaty body behind me. He can "pick the hole" :emot_kiss:

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Reply #344 on: December 06, 2021, 08:16:09 PM
I want a guy to spit in my mouth while he's choking and fucking me... it's been a really long time since I've wanted this

Very hot...I'd love to do that for you :)  I have done a lot of D/s play with submissives.  I personally enjoy finding the switches that turn a sub on.  I recall one sub I had played with for over a year.  She had never been spit on before....while fucking I pulled out and swatted her tits some....then spit on her pussy and penetrated her again...she came.  She then wanted to experience it more which I was happy to oblige.



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Reply #345 on: December 06, 2021, 10:26:03 PM
I want a guy to spit in my mouth while he's choking and fucking me... it's been a really long time since I've wanted this

Very hot...I'd love to do that for you :)  I have done a lot of D/s play with submissives.  I personally enjoy finding the switches that turn a sub on.  I recall one sub I had played with for over a year.  She had never been spit on before....while fucking I pulled out and swatted her tits some....then spit on her pussy and penetrated her again...she came.  She then wanted to experience it more which I was happy to oblige.

The first time it ever happened to me, was with my ex-fianse David. We were already heavy at it and he was on top of me. He would slap me a few times while thrusting slowly, and then he would switch gears and fuck me hard while choking me. He wouldn't cut my airway completely but enough that I was struggling for every rasping breath. He let me go, and started to go down on me. He wasn't just licking, he was sucking really hard on my labia and clit, and then he came back up, grabbed me by the throat and when I opened my mouth he spit in it. He start asking if I "liked that mouthful of [my] pussy juice?" I told him I loved it and that got me a "good girl" and then he'd do it again. He tell me to beg for it and then he'd choke me so I could hardly talk. He'd slap me say he couldn't hear me and then tell me to speak up, and then he'd choke me again. He'd finally let me beg for it and he would go down on me and then come up and spit again.

If he wasn't ever happy with my begging he'd stand up and step on my face and make me beg for it into the bottom of his foot. I hate feet, utterly despise feet. never liked them and didnt want his on my face, so I would be practically screaming for him to spit on me...

Anyways, I don't get that urge too often and when I do it usually lasts until I either have sex or masturbate, and then it usually goes away.



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Reply #346 on: December 07, 2021, 03:02:06 AM
he'd stand up and step on my face and make me beg for it into the bottom of his foot. I hate feet, utterly despise feet. never liked them and didnt want his on my face, so I would be practically screaming for him to spit on me...

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Reply #347 on: December 14, 2021, 10:22:56 PM
I want Allan's dick in my mouth. Then my growler, and I will finish him off with my ass. If hes not up for the task tonight I fucking calling Ben

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Reply #348 on: December 14, 2021, 11:06:44 PM
If hes not up for the task tonight I fucking calling Ben

Ooh, Shiela's assembling herself a nice smorgasbord of meats  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #349 on: December 14, 2021, 11:09:24 PM
Well telling staci, that I'm enjoying my current meat venue, but I'll never forget where I can get some prime cut.



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Reply #350 on: December 28, 2021, 08:20:55 AM
I know, some old things shouldn’t be brought up, but first time reading this, makes me wanna

he'd stand up and step on my face and make me beg for it into the bottom of his foot. I hate feet, utterly despise feet. never liked them and didnt want his on my face, so I would be practically screaming for him to spit on me...

I don’t care if he’s even David Hassleoff.
Locked & Loaded is the only thing he oughta hear.

 

Ooh, Shiela's assembling herself a nice smorgasbord of meats  :emot_kiss:
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Sorry  :facepalm:
Well telling staci, that I'm enjoying my current meat venue, but I'll never forget where I can get some prime cut.

I know where you mean Miss Shiela, 😏 ;) https://g.page/PaisanosButcherShop?share
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Reply #351 on: December 29, 2021, 06:09:43 AM
“After I choke on your fat cock and make a slobbery mess all over your balls, I'd ride you until you blow an heavy load all inside me to the sound of my family and friends cheering.”

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Reply #352 on: December 31, 2021, 07:52:10 PM
You'd think that the amount of times I suck and swallow, my throat would be impervious to illness.

Then again, maybe it's contributing to the sickness..?



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Reply #353 on: December 31, 2021, 08:45:58 PM
So it's either a sore throat from a cold or a bruised throat with a runny nose chaser.



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Reply #354 on: December 31, 2021, 08:53:45 PM
So it's either a sore throat from a cold or a bruised throat with a runny nose chaser.

Yep, one is no fun, and the other sucks... 😉



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Reply #355 on: December 31, 2021, 09:01:15 PM
One gets a gold star and a big hug the other get a hanky and pushed away.  Lie take the gold star!



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Reply #356 on: January 15, 2022, 10:43:45 PM
I need to get my car washed, it looks horrible with all the salt all over it. I've always wanted to have sex while the car wash was going. wonder if its possible to get a quickie in while the wash is going, and get him off before the wash is done.

This may need to be put I to the confession thread, but has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash? Am I the only one?



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Reply #357 on: January 15, 2022, 11:05:57 PM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?

I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D



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Reply #358 on: January 15, 2022, 11:33:59 PM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?

I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D

The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub



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Reply #359 on: January 16, 2022, 12:23:50 AM
has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash?

I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb  ;D

The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub

 :o

That mental image gets a thumbs up from me  :emot_thdrool: