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Reply #320 on: September 04, 2021, 10:15:42 AM
A man opposite on this train keeps looking at my kegs and I keep wondering what he would be like to fuck.

Try me...


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Reply #321 on: September 04, 2021, 10:34:18 AM
A man opposite on this train keeps looking at my kegs and I keep wondering what he would be like to fuck.

Update: the man got off, though not in the way I was imagining.

Try me...


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Reply #322 on: September 04, 2021, 10:47:35 AM
Well, his Bad luck then  ;D ;D

Wa-wait, wait! Not that I was implying.



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Reply #323 on: September 04, 2021, 10:49:32 AM
A man opposite on this train keeps looking at my kegs and I keep wondering what he would be like to fuck.
Also, You gotta admit that, this can be the foundation of a good story, of the type which are abundant here at Kristen’sBoard.



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Reply #324 on: September 04, 2021, 01:08:39 PM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....

I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:


I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

I am quite parched, and need sustenance  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #325 on: September 04, 2021, 01:13:41 PM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
I am quite parched, and need sustenance  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #326 on: September 04, 2021, 01:14:39 PM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
I am quite parched, and need sustenance  :emot_kiss:

Just for ya 😀



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Reply #327 on: September 04, 2021, 05:38:28 PM
"Lawrence, only two kinds of creature get fun in the desert: Bedouins and Gods, and you're neither. Take it from me. For ordinary men, it's a burning fiery furnace."



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Reply #328 on: September 20, 2021, 03:50:25 PM
Not sure why, but whenever I get sick, there is a point where I get extremely horny. Watcher keeps saying that sex is a great cure for what ales you.

I'd really like to take two and tell you all in the morning.



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Reply #329 on: September 20, 2021, 04:33:55 PM
You mean take 2 minutes, or 2 hours (as you said morning, ) or…😳🤐!



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Reply #330 on: September 20, 2021, 07:05:54 PM
Not sure why, but whenever I get sick, there is a point where I get extremely horny.

Clearly I'm sick as well



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Reply #331 on: October 29, 2021, 01:03:16 AM
I want a guy to spit in my mouth while he's choking and fucking me... it's been a really long time since I've wanted this



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Reply #332 on: October 29, 2021, 04:38:56 AM
I want a guy to spit in my mouth while he's choking and fucking me... it's been a really long time since I've wanted this

Amazing

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

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Reply #333 on: November 02, 2021, 02:29:52 AM
Because of MJ, ODK, and Watcher, all I can think of is getting DP'd, sucking, and swallowing.

Been a while since I wanted anal this bad. Time to break out that plug and maybe go to the store. Little excitement.
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Reply #334 on: November 02, 2021, 02:32:07 AM
Because of MJ, ODK, and Watcher, along can think ofnis getting DP'd, sucking, and swallowing.

Been a while since I wanted anal this bad. Time to break out that plug and maybe go to the store. Little excitement.

Daddy’s favorite naughty fun.

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Reply #335 on: November 08, 2021, 02:03:24 AM
I wonder if some players in the NFL jerk off before a game? Maybe popping a load makes them calm down, or maybe not because it might drain them of needed energy...🤔



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Reply #336 on: November 16, 2021, 08:30:41 PM
Pinching my own nipple right now thinking about a warm mouth on them. The sucking, licking, biting and pinching. Get them all wet with you saliva and then gently blow on them. Drink something warm and then nurse them with a steamy mouth, or go the other way with an ice cube. Do one then the other and watch me shiver. Get them rock hard and pinch them between tongue and teeth.

Gonna be a long shower this evening



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Reply #337 on: November 16, 2021, 09:23:00 PM
Pinching my own nipple right now thinking about a warm mouth on them. The sucking, licking, biting and pinching. Get them all wet with you saliva and then gently blow on them. Drink something warm and then nurse them with a steamy mouth, or go the other way with an ice cube. Do one then the other and watch me shiver. Get them rock hard and pinch them between tongue and teeth.

Gonna be a long shower this evening

I need a cold shower



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Reply #338 on: November 16, 2021, 09:43:24 PM
Dang Shiela. Time to gas up the car and head east.
Yeah, I did some nipple licking today, but not quite the same with a guy. :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #339 on: November 30, 2021, 03:03:35 AM
We've talked a bit about our sexual likes and whatnot, but I never mentioned sodomy with him... wonder if he's into it or would like to try? I get excited thinking I might be his first.