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Reply #300 on: August 05, 2021, 11:32:04 PM
This just popped into my head.. not sure why where the thought just originated, and I don't think I have a submissive personality in the bedroom (though I love to please, so maybe I do in a certain sense)

..but I just thought it would be fun sometime have a partner tie me up naked on the bed and use me as her sex toy until she was too worn out to orgasm again. Anything she desires. Maybe because I love to please and this would be a way for her to be 100% in control of how I gave her pleasure.



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Reply #301 on: August 06, 2021, 12:24:38 AM
Damn, what did I do with that strapon?

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Reply #302 on: August 06, 2021, 12:26:17 AM
 :o

Yup, I walked right into that one..   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #303 on: August 06, 2021, 01:25:44 AM
:o

Yup, I walked right into that one..   :emot_laughing:

Or, it walked into you.   ;D
Pegging is a thing though.



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Reply #304 on: August 07, 2021, 12:33:43 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....

I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:



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Reply #305 on: August 07, 2021, 12:37:48 AM

Pegging is a thing though.


And it's an absolutely delightful thing...





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Reply #306 on: August 07, 2021, 01:00:59 AM

Pegging is a thing though.


And it's an absolutely delightful thing...




Strapons usually sound like a pain in the ass, but if that's the one way I could make MissB happy while I'm chained to the bed...  :emot_laughing:

Sorry :facepalm:



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Reply #307 on: August 07, 2021, 01:15:43 AM

Pegging is a thing though.


And it's an absolutely delightful thing...




Strapons usually sound like a pain in the ass, but if that's the one way I could make MissB happy while I'm chained to the bed...  :emot_laughing:

Sorry :facepalm:

Talk about eager to please!

CT, thanks for taking one for the team...  :facepalm:


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Reply #308 on: August 07, 2021, 02:44:43 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....

I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:


Are your hands reminiscent of a milking machine in this scenario my dear?



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Reply #309 on: August 07, 2021, 03:15:02 AM

Pegging is a thing though.


And it's an absolutely delightful thing...


I've never experienced it first-hand but, supposedly if done to a guy right it can do all sorts of things.





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Reply #310 on: August 07, 2021, 10:46:06 PM

Pegging is a thing though.


And it's an absolutely delightful thing...


As a switch, it's something I want to try at least once



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Reply #311 on: August 11, 2021, 01:19:03 AM
Bend me over next time you want to go down on me. When you exhale out of your nose... that is something special.



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Reply #312 on: August 11, 2021, 07:43:28 AM
I am so horny right now and no one is on. You are all so fucking sexy as well

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

DJ Steeltoe


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Reply #313 on: August 28, 2021, 03:14:58 PM
It is going to be a long day. It just started and I'm already in need to feel the veins against my lips and to have him pop on my tongue  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #314 on: August 28, 2021, 05:24:23 PM
It is going to be a long day. It just started and I'm already in need to feel the veins against my lips and to have him pop on my tongue  :emot_kiss:

I know what I'll be pounding hard and without mercy tomorrow  :o

The Refresh button in the Who Got Laid thread  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:



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Reply #315 on: September 03, 2021, 09:21:25 PM
I had the sudden urge to go out in the rain and just lay in the grass naked.



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Reply #316 on: September 03, 2021, 09:29:56 PM
Well, nothing wrong with wanting to get 'wet' ;)

Actually, it does sound like it could provide an awesome feeling of freedom, being out there, one with nature  ;D

..but it also sounds like it could be a bit painful and annoying, if ants and other bugs in the grass started crawling over you  :o



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Reply #317 on: September 03, 2021, 09:56:40 PM
The lack of mosquitoes is one of the main reasons I want to do it. Spent 20 minutes outside and not a single one to be seen or heard. Lately I couldnt step out for more than a minute before being swarmed.

So go out and bare all, and the only thing poking me would be myself  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #318 on: September 04, 2021, 02:24:24 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....

I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:


I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:



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Reply #319 on: September 04, 2021, 06:59:34 AM
The lack of mosquitoes is one of the main reasons I want to do it. Spent 20 minutes outside and not a single one to be seen or heard. Lately I couldnt step out for more than a minute before being swarmed.

So go out and bare all, and the only thing poking me would be myself  :emot_laughing:
Being swarmed huh, well they surely wouldn’t do so just to meet and stare at you in awe (as unlike us, them rascals don’t know how wonderful a person you are.) My advice is take an electric fly swatter racquet whenever wishing to face the swarm, as then, they shall know pain!

You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....

I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:


I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Well Ursula Buffay helped to create another LAWRENCE movie (which actually exists in real life too, lol)
https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/Ursula_Buffay#On_Friends {Sub heading On Friends paragraph 6th (5th if not counting the one-liner 3rd paragraph.}