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Reply #280 on: August 04, 2021, 05:01:39 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤



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Reply #281 on: August 04, 2021, 06:02:36 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤

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Reply #282 on: August 04, 2021, 07:43:01 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤


I uploaded my “meat market” folder to Imgur. I’ll try to keep you in the beef.



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Reply #283 on: August 04, 2021, 09:45:48 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤


‘Nurse that meat stick’ is definitely the quote of the day my dear.



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Reply #284 on: August 04, 2021, 10:04:18 PM
I may have said this already, but I think we can just give Shiela the Pervert of the Year 2021 already  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #285 on: August 04, 2021, 10:19:31 PM
I may have said this already, but I think we can just give Shiela the Pervert of the Year 2021 already  :emot_laughing:

I haven't even been here this long and I agree with your statement.



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Reply #286 on: August 04, 2021, 10:53:51 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤


I uploaded my “meat market” folder to Imgur. I’ll try to keep you in the beef.

I typed 'Toe' and spell check changed it to 'God': a message from on high?

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Reply #287 on: August 04, 2021, 11:58:00 PM
I may have said this already, but I think we can just give Shiela the Pervert of the Year 2021 already  :emot_laughing:

Hell no, I'm already putting in my nomination for Sarah



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Reply #288 on: August 05, 2021, 03:06:14 AM
I may have said this already, but I think we can just give Shiela the Pervert of the Year 2021 already  :emot_laughing:

Hell no, I'm already putting in my nomination for Sarah


Still some time to go my dear, but I’m inclined to agree with you.



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Reply #289 on: August 05, 2021, 03:09:42 AM
We have a thread for this discussion. And if who will be pervert of the year is your random sexual thought for the day, I truly feel sorry for you. Let’s have some random sexual thoughts that actually involve SEX.



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Reply #290 on: August 05, 2021, 04:38:58 AM
OK, here’s a random sexual thought.  I wish I could post something about the actress Camilla Belle that I just posted about about in the ‘What celebrity would you like to fuck’ thread in the thread called ‘What was the last thing you put in your mouth.’



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Reply #291 on: August 05, 2021, 04:44:56 AM
What a coincidence. I still want something in my mouth too. Even though I had some great self love in the shower earlier, I'm still thinking about that oh so lovely "pop" at the end.



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Reply #292 on: August 05, 2021, 04:48:33 AM
What a coincidence. I still want something in my mouth too. Even though I had some great self love in the shower earlier, I'm still thinking about that oh so lovely "pop" at the end.

You and your earlier post have been in my head all day my dear.  Just consider my veins like oral braille.



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Reply #293 on: August 05, 2021, 06:41:15 PM
Was just randomly thinking about what it would be like to have a blowjob while sitting in my computer chair.  I've never experienced it with a woman.  Although I couldn't promise I'd last too long...LOL.



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Reply #294 on: August 05, 2021, 07:21:22 PM
Shiela mentioned she is a vet tech in another thread.  Random sexual thought, I wonder if she's ever brought her medical experience to the bedroom?  Y'know, doing examinations, prepping the patient for a procedure, that kind of stuff.



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Reply #295 on: August 05, 2021, 07:57:55 PM
Shiela mentioned she is a vet tech in another thread.  Random sexual thought, I wonder if she's ever brought her medical experience to the bedroom?  Y'know, doing examinations, prepping the patient for a procedure, that kind of stuff.

None of that, but I've been told I give excellent belly rubs :emot_kiss:



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Reply #296 on: August 05, 2021, 08:29:59 PM
Was just randomly thinking about what it would be like to have a blowjob while sitting in my computer chair.  I've never experienced it with a woman.  Although I couldn't promise I'd last too long...LOL.

I love the way you say "I've never experienced it with a woman..."

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Reply #297 on: August 05, 2021, 08:48:46 PM
Shiela mentioned she is a vet tech in another thread.  Random sexual thought, I wonder if she's ever brought her medical experience to the bedroom?  Y'know, doing examinations, prepping the patient for a procedure, that kind of stuff.

None of that, but I've been told I give excellent belly rubs :emot_kiss:

I vouch for her excellent belly rubs... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #298 on: August 05, 2021, 09:20:03 PM
I really need to get fucked

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Reply #299 on: August 05, 2021, 09:35:12 PM
I love the way you say "I've never experienced it with a woman..."

Yes, well I did some experimenting with another guy in high school.  Even then, he sucked (pun intended) at BJs and I never once orgasmed when he was doing anything.  In some ways, he was using me for his own pleasure.

I'm not attracted to men and there was a weird power dynamic at play as well.

So no, I've never experienced it with a woman, and even when I did experience it, the experience was poor.
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