Random Sexual Thoughts

[_priapism]

I had a threesome this morning, only one of the participants was 9 time zones away.  I started teasing Alexandra, sending her pictures of my wife nude in bed, then describing what I was doing to her, and how we wished she was here.  My wife loves it when I talk dirty about Alexa fucking her, taking a shower together, or mutual madturbation.  That led to sharing videos, and finally Skype... she was touching her little peach-like kiska for wifey, while wifey held the camera so Alexandra could watch us fuck.  Alexa is 26, looks, 16, and is very uninhibited (like us).  She has the tiniest breasts with little pebble shaped nipples. I came twice.  Wifey?  Eight times.

[wayne3218]

I will never forget the first time I saw my daughter-in-laws breasts. She had just had their first baby and I was surprised whenever she opened her blouse to reveal her breasts and never covered up as their baby suckled on one of her breast leaving other one to my gaze.
It was so natural and at the same time very erotic knowing she didn’t mind me looking at her breasts.
After that happened she seemed to be a lot more relaxed around me.

[e_monster]

Getting hard with my sister-in-law sitting on my lap while in a hot tub at an enormous neighborhood party one summer night years ago. A dozen drunk laughing people were crammed into the tub so no one knew what was up. I got so big and hard there's was no hiding it, no disguising it. It was a mixture of embarrassment and enjoyment.
 
And then she was squeezing it between her butt cheeks, again unseen. Over and over until it finally driove me over the edge....

[MintJulie]

Sounds like a fun neighborhood Monster.

Last neighborhood party I went to, two neighbors got in a fist fight over someone not cutting the lawn.  Police were called.   It was a few years ago.  I've since moved. 

I miss my sis and brother-in-laws hottub.   I used it a lot more than the pool.   hmmm, might have to look into that.   

[e_monster]

It was a night to remember, that’s for sure. The episode with sis in law was a long time coming as there’d been some heat brewing between us for quite a while.

[_priapism]

It was a night to remember, that’s for sure. The episode with sis in law was a long time coming as there’d been some heat brewing between us for quite a while.

My sister in law does absolutely nothing for me from an attraction/lust/fantasy standpoint.  But my brother, her husband, did walk in on her getting her rug munched by a friend recently, during a bunko party they were hosting.  Didn’t think the old dame had it in her.  My brother was upset.  Hell, I would have shouted encouragement and joined in.

[e_monster]

Ah! So the bunko party went into extra innings? Who knows what hot little secrets burn behind closed doors when suburban wives get together to socialize and party...

[wayne3218]

You would be surprised at what your neighbours and other families are doing behind closed doors.

[e_monster]

I’ve got a story about the secrets of neighbors I intend to post.

[Dirtymind]

I'm pretty sure my ex's daughter had an orgasm the last time I picked her up on my bike.

[_priapism]

I'm pretty sure my ex's daughter had an orgasm the last time I picked her up on my bike.

What’s with daughters and their mother’s boyfriends?  I never fail to get into some kind of naughty flirtatious relationship with them, with touching, flashing, “innocent” fondling.  They seem to enjoy confirmation that they are way hotter than Mom.  I’m not talking about children by the way.  My ex’s college daughter would always ask for a neck rub, then bend over to show me her braless tits that ended up in my face, while she straddled my knee and told me how *good* it felt.  Her mother was usually in the kitchen.  Mom would get a good fucking later, thanks to daughter.  Maybe they were in on it together.

[e_monster]

  .... with touching, flashing, “innocent” fondling....

I’ve been subjected to flashing.

...which I’m sure was completely unintentional.

[Killer Moth]

I always loved that my first sex partner's preferred euphemism for masturbation was "helping herself." As in, "I helped myself in the bathroom at work today." It was sort of modest and sexy all at once (that sums her up, come to think of it).

[MintJulie]

I always loved that my first sex partner's preferred euphemism for masturbation was "helping herself." As in, "I helped myself in the bathroom at work today." It was sort of modest and sexy all at once (that sums her up, come to think of it).

Thanks for sharing Killer.
Not sure I've really mentioned it here before, but my word is diddle.  A boyfriend many many moons ago used it and it stuck with me.   A future boyfriend, knowing my love for music, rhymed 'diddle' for me and would talk about me 'playing the fiddle'.

[Katiebee]

High diddle, diddle, straight up the middle…


    

[psiberzerker]

Not sure I've really mentioned it here before, but my word is diddle.  A boyfriend many many moons ago used it and it stuck with me.   A future boyfriend, knowing my love for music, rhymed 'diddle' for me and would talk about me 'playing the fiddle'.

I've had lots of friends use the term "Fiddling."  A lot of others too, like "Helping myself," but I like the euphemism fiddling, or playing the fiddle, and also use it often.  It's kind of different for authors, though.  Repetition is boring, so it's kind of related to the One Steve Rule.  I've found that if you write stories where the protagonist is always named Steve, it gets boring, and predictable.  You tend to lose readers eventually, so while some women prefer the term fiddling, it's nice to change things up in successive stories.

[_priapism]

Dana liked to sit on the edge of the tub to have her pussy fingered and licked.  She had a big hairy bush, the kind trapper likes, and dark meaty cunt lips.  I would start out stroking and licking until she was very wet, then gradually escalate until I was pinching and tugging on her pussy lips roughly, and calling her a nasty whore. I’d finally shove my finger way up her hood and start strumming her clit roughly, faster and faster.  Her nipples would button up, and soon her legs would start shaking, as her moans turned into shrieks.  She’d try not to fall in the tub while she had a nice orgasm for me.

[_priapism]

My Big Fat Greek Ass Fuck.  

I met Dimitra at a night club I used to frequent with friends.  She was a curvy Greek, with big tits and a pile of dark curly hair on her head.  Not my type, but there was an attraction there.  She invited me to have dinner at her family’s house on a Sunday.  We had moussaka and spanokopita, pita bread and hummus, and lots of grappa.  Little Dimita got frisky, and started rubbing my boner under the table.

We went back to her place and started making out.  I rolled her over on her stomach and pulled her panties down her legs.  Straddling her, I started to play with her big round Greek ass. She felt self conscious, so I pulled her cheeks apart and looked at her very hairy ass crack. Leaning in, I started flicking her small pink anus with my tongue.

“Oh, you are a naughty Greek aren’t you?  You want some Greek love I bet.”

“No.  No.  I’ve never done that..”. She whimpered and squirmed as I pushed my tongue deep in her sphincter.

She protested that she was a good girl, and that I should leave, but I replaced my tongue with two fingers, and finally my cock.  I filled her rectum with my bulging frank, and used her like a Greek bouncy house, while she snorted and squealed like a pig.  I grabbed her big tits and started pinching and biting her nipples roughly.

I kept my finger on her clit with a steady rhythm, until her orgasm triggered my own.  I didn’t wear a condom, and her gaping ass was full of my spunk. I liked it so much, I did her a second time, the same way, before I left.

We only dated a few months.  I don’t think I ever fucked her pussy.  Just her big fat hairy Greek asshole.

Yes, the Surprise Anal thread made me think of this.  

[_priapism]

In the shower this morning, I was thinking about knocking up my ex.  I had her legs splayed obscenely, and her knees pushed up against her tits.  She was grunting and making a lot of unladylike noises.  I had carefully planned my assault, and knew she was ovulating.  She started to whimper and tried to push me off, as she felt my orgasm approaching, but I just kept pounding her like a pile driver till she climaxed and I shot about a week’s worth of cum in her ripe hole.  The rest is history.

[e_monster]

I had her legs splayed obscenely, and her knees pushed up against her tits. 

Wonderful sensation, that.