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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #700 on: January 14, 2023, 04:34:26 AM
In the game of smash or pass, I really really want to be smashed.


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Reply #701 on: January 14, 2023, 04:45:15 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 14, 2023, 04:34:26 AM
In the game of smash or pass, I really really want to be smashed.

I'd smash.. haha


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Reply #702 on: January 14, 2023, 04:52:44 AM
Quote from: Bittersweet on January 14, 2023, 04:45:15 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 14, 2023, 04:34:26 AM
In the game of smash or pass, I really really want to be smashed.

I've seen it, and I'd be more than happy getting smashed by it! :emot_kiss:
I'd smash.. haha


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Reply #703 on: January 14, 2023, 04:51:39 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 07, 2023, 06:26:31 PM
What does it say about me that when I type on the word "delicious" my phone immediately thinks the next word is "dick"
i typed pussy and my autocorrect typed pushy. I realized my autocorrect was speaking like Sean Connery. “Her name was Pushy Galore”


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Reply #704 on: March 20, 2023, 10:12:23 PM
What if I was addicted to you. Would you want that?
The sound of your voice dancing in my ears exciting me
The way you smell and the taste of your skin. The feel feel of your lips.
The way your hair feels in my fingers while you give me pleasure with your mouth.
The weight of your body on mine, and the flex of your hips against me.
I have been fantasizing about this since I woke up, it has kept me in a constant state of arousal and I desperately need release.


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Reply #705 on: March 23, 2023, 06:47:46 PM
I’d love to arrogantly rub my cock and balls on a horny girl’s face.

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Reply #706 on: March 24, 2023, 06:00:39 PM
My Bonnie lies over the ocean…
My Bonnie lies over the sea…
My daddy lies over my mommy…
And that’s how they created me.

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Reply #707 on: March 25, 2023, 12:41:29 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 23, 2023, 06:47:46 PM
I’d love to arrogantly rub my cock and balls on a horny girl’s face.


Arrogantly?




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Reply #708 on: March 25, 2023, 05:16:23 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 25, 2023, 12:41:29 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 23, 2023, 06:47:46 PM
I’d love to arrogantly rub my cock and balls on a horny girl’s face.


Arrogantly?





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Reply #709 on: March 28, 2023, 05:52:45 AM
I'm sleeping in my bed,
Your sleeping in yours.

Clearly one of us is in the wrong place!


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Reply #710 on: March 28, 2023, 08:09:54 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 25, 2023, 05:16:23 AM




Where have I heard that before? Oh, yeah. Playing Euchre.

That is all.

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Reply #711 on: March 29, 2023, 01:36:13 AM
Damn I miss playing Euchre

You can’t smell your own shit on your knees

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Reply #712 on: March 29, 2023, 02:43:41 PM
Quote from: Coach Eric on March 29, 2023, 01:36:13 AM
Damn I miss playing Euchre

So do I.   We will have to get in on an online game some time. 
I haven't been to Yahoo Euchre in years.
I would love to play.

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Reply #713 on: May 12, 2023, 04:11:41 PM
Right now, I wish I was naked. And fucking. A few avatars and posts on this board have me horny as hell.

Quote from: MintJulie on March 29, 2023, 02:43:41 PM
Quote from: Coach Eric on March 29, 2023, 01:36:13 AM
Damn I miss playing Euchre

So do I.   We will have to get in on an online game some time. 
I haven't been to Yahoo Euchre in years.
I would love to play.

I'm 52, and haven't played since my late 20's!


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Reply #714 on: May 13, 2023, 09:56:03 AM
Orcs are cute

Try me...

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Reply #715 on: May 13, 2023, 12:22:11 PM
Oh Sarah... Haven't seen you for a few days.
When I do you post three words that made me laugh.

"Orc's are cute."

Is that a hint about a new story?

Sure, I gave you a WOO. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #716 on: May 13, 2023, 07:07:14 PM
My girl uses a strawberry body wash that makes her pussy taste like a cake I want to pound.

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Reply #717 on: May 13, 2023, 08:33:30 PM
So are we thinking strawberry pound cake?  :emot_laughing:
 :aol_doggystyle:

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Reply #718 on: May 13, 2023, 08:44:07 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 13, 2023, 08:33:30 PM
So are we thinking strawberry pound cake?  :emot_laughing:
 :aol_doggystyle:

Woo to you!

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Reply #719 on: September 28, 2023, 07:56:37 AM
I can't stop thinking abt getting my pussy eaten out, I'm fucking dripping


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