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Reply #500 on: June 02, 2022, 02:57:54 PM
No worries Shiela. If ya got it flaunt it! :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

Anyway, don't sweat it. KB is for naughty fun. Your post fit right into the spirit of the board. Love ya :hug:

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Reply #501 on: June 02, 2022, 02:59:06 PM
Wow, my apologies, that was pretty arrogant. A bit much.
Nope, not at all arrogant, just a lil’ bit sass/cheekiness, which is good and goes great with your smirking avatar,  ;D



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Reply #502 on: June 02, 2022, 05:24:36 PM
If pussy was currency, I'd be one rich bitch. oh yes, I'm feeling good about myself tonight.💋
Wow, my apologies, that was pretty arrogant. A bit much.

Relax. It's always good when you feel like that.

I had an ex who had a nervous system disease. One day we were going at it doggy style. She cums. The she screams, "I can't feel my legs".

I felt like the King of the world.

Then I realise actual paralysis set in.  :facepalm:



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Reply #503 on: June 06, 2022, 01:37:08 AM
I wish Allan had pulled my hair last night. Would have made something great even better.



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Reply #504 on: June 06, 2022, 02:02:27 AM
I wish Allan had pulled my hair last night. Would have made something great even better.

Everything is better when you pull her hair, and slap her ass in time with the thrusts. Extra credit for a thumb in the ass.

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Reply #505 on: June 06, 2022, 02:33:00 PM
I have been thinking a lot about when my mind opened up to the world of depravity. From a VERY young age, I was always infatuated with sex, but not necessarily quite the Pandora's box that opened shortly after.

We moved into a new (old) place that the previous owners left quite literally all of their stuff behind, including their sex toys, porn, a gynecology exam table (kinky fucks!) and literature.

One book in particular had stories in it that my preteen mind could barely comprehend. Stories of lesbians, orgies, golden showers, underage, bondage, incest and bestiality. I couldn't read that book fast enough. Not only was it the doorway into hedonism, it was the doorway to erotic literature for me. It was called "The Cradle of Erotica".

I don't know whatever happened to that book, but I would sure love another copy.
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Reply #506 on: June 06, 2022, 07:51:44 PM
My dad was a medical student and moving towards a practice in gynecology. So we had all the books, the illustrations, the little plastic models of the vulva and female reproductive  system. Which made me very popular among my peers. For a quarter, I’d let you come over after school and look at the sex stuff and dad’s skeleton. He also had a huge collection of Playboys, and I knew where he kept them. I was sexually precocious. Leave it at that.

And your book is on Amazon.

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Reply #507 on: June 07, 2022, 04:18:57 AM
My dad was a medical student and moving towards a practice in gynecology. So we had all the books, the illustrations, the little plastic models of the vulva and female reproductive  system. Which made me very popular among my peers. For a quarter, I’d let you come over after school and look at the sex stuff and dad’s skeleton. He also had a huge collection of Playboys, and I knew where he kept them. I was sexually precocious. Leave it at that.

And your book is on Amazon.



Thanks for the find and that sounds like an awesome upbringing. 

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Reply #508 on: June 07, 2022, 03:05:40 PM
Am I the only one that got fixated on the word hardcover?? Yeah? No?  Wonder if there is any specific reason for that...🤔



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Reply #509 on: June 08, 2022, 02:09:11 AM
I want to suck a dick right now. Feel the skin move around in my mouth and have that helmet pressing again the roof of it. Swirl my tongue around the bottom and hope to hear him moan and groan in pleasure. Those sounds that seem to come deep from inside him are.music to me ears. The motivate me and push me to do better.

I want him to guide me to my knees because I know that where I should be. I have the choice to refuse, but I know he could take it if he wanted to. Looking up at him with a slight pout as if I'm trying to maintain some slice of innocence, even though we both know I would it.

Fingers in my hair i he can force me down on him. Wishing i could deep throat so he could go as hard and as deep as he pleases. His strong hands holding me in place while I hold on to his steady legs. I wish I could feel every muscle flex as he takes my mouth.

Making his head drop and his eyes roll back as he finishes is nothing short of a dream come true.
Holy fuck I wish Allan was free tonight.



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Reply #510 on: June 08, 2022, 02:42:59 AM
My dad was a medical student and moving towards a practice in gynecology. So we had all the books, the illustrations, the little plastic models of the vulva and female reproductive  system. Which made me very popular among my peers. For a quarter, I’d let you come over after school and look at the sex stuff and dad’s skeleton. He also had a huge collection of Playboys, and I knew where he kept them. I was sexually precocious. Leave it at that.

And your book is on Amazon.



Sir, I would murder anyone you needed murdered for a copy of that book. It has eluded me for years. I will do it so it has no ties back to you, and even set it up so another enemy of yours will take the fall. I am joking, btw, but serious that is a good book.

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Reply #511 on: June 08, 2022, 02:47:57 AM
I want to suck a dick right now. Feel the skin move around in my mouth and have that helmet pressing again the roof of it. Swirl my tongue around the bottom and hope to hear him moan and groan in pleasure. Those sounds that seem to come deep from inside him are.music to me ears. The motivate me and push me to do better.

I want him to guide me to my knees because I know that where I should be. I have the choice to refuse, but I know he could take it if he wanted to. Looking up at him with a slight pout as if I'm trying to maintain some slice of innocence, even though we both know I would it.

Fingers in my hair i he can force me down on him. Wishing i could deep throat so he could go as hard and as deep as he pleases. His strong hands holding me in place while I hold on to his steady legs. I wish I could feel every muscle flex as he takes my mouth.

Making his head drop and his eyes roll back as he finishes is nothing short of a dream come true.
Holy fuck I wish Allan was free tonight.

Not going to lie, that is hot af. But I am not a big fan of BJ's due to something happening a few years ago. Lost a bit of sensitivity in the old boy below. But that reminds me of my wife's first time giving me head. She tried her heart out, it was sloppy, and a few scrapes of the teeth almost ruined it, but that half pleading, have searching for praise look in her eyes made me almost drown her with my load. She forgot the most important part, to swallow quickly.

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Reply #512 on: June 08, 2022, 02:54:04 AM
Sir, I would murder anyone you needed murdered for a copy of that book. It has eluded me for years.

Or just wander over to abebooks.com or any other used book site and pick up a copy for next to nothing.



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Reply #513 on: June 08, 2022, 02:54:19 AM
Time for a hot soapy bath with lots of sented candles. Where did I put those AAA batteries?

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Reply #514 on: June 08, 2022, 03:02:03 AM

Not going to lie, that is hot af. But I am not a big fan of BJ's due to something happening a few years ago. Lost a bit of sensitivity in the old boy below.


Thought I was the only one who doesn’t care for a blowjob.  There aren’t many women I have encountered who do it well, and then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.

My estranged wife loves to blow. So I typically let her, because she enjoys it so much. But after laying there for 15 minutes with my cock covered in saliva in her oral Hoover, I honestly want to reach for the phone and do a Wordle. And then, of course, being a gentleman, I tell her it was the best thing since sliced bread, and no one knows how to please a man like she does. LOL.

Last time we were together, she said her back hurts so bad she didn’t want to fuck. So there’s that now too. 

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Reply #515 on: June 08, 2022, 03:22:18 AM
then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.


The only thing I hope for in return is those two special words.💋



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Reply #516 on: June 08, 2022, 03:38:33 AM
Sir, I would murder anyone you needed murdered for a copy of that book. It has eluded me for years.

Or just wander over to abebooks.com or any other used book site and pick up a copy for next to nothing.

I ordered a copy.  About $10 including shipping.  Curiosity killed the cat.
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Reply #517 on: June 08, 2022, 05:12:44 AM
then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.


The only thing I hope for in return is those two special words.💋

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Reply #518 on: June 08, 2022, 05:57:51 AM

Not going to lie, that is hot af. But I am not a big fan of BJ's due to something happening a few years ago. Lost a bit of sensitivity in the old boy below.


Thought I was the only one who doesn’t care for a blowjob.  There aren’t many women I have encountered who do it well, and then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.

My estranged wife loves to blow. So I typically let her, because she enjoys it so much. But after laying there for 15 minutes with my cock covered in saliva in her oral Hoover, I honestly want to reach for the phone and do a Wordle. And then, of course, being a gentleman, I tell her it was the best thing since sliced bread, and no one knows how to please a man like she does. LOL.

Last time we were together, she said her back hurts so bad she didn’t want to fuck. So there’s that now too.

I am going to be brutally honest. I never liked them even before my accident. In hs my wife would give me a quick suck under the bleachers, because at that time, she was showing. But in my opinion, I prefer a handy, over a bj. My reason for this is simple. When me and my wife first started having sex, she would absolutely refuse to touch my cock, or refuse to let me rub or finger her. She was brought up with the notion of sex is only for babies, and anything else is bad. So it was deliciously perverse when I made her grab my cock for a wank. Not forcefully, but the better way, getting her so worked up, she would have to do it for me to finish her off. But I do not mind going down on her, I will eat every inch of her down there, but since the accident, I can only really feel good is by hand, ass or pussy. Mouth does not do it for me, and it worried me alot that I had ED, but nope, just some sensitivity loss.

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Reply #519 on: June 09, 2022, 02:13:41 AM
On the subject of bj,s, I love getting one if the person doing the act is good at it. That said, only two women have ever gotten me to the end. And I'm married to one and divorced from the other. Wife number one got me to cum in her mouth when she blew me while I was talking on the phone to my mother. I think it was the situation that got me off, not her technique as that was the only time. The current Mrs JBRG on the other hand is good. Unfortunately for me, she doesn't really enjoy giving so I haven't had one for many, many years.


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