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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #220 on: March 06, 2021, 07:45:19 PM
Oh no lie, I would definitely pull over.  However, you'd better not finish all over my backseat.  I don't need all that in the back of my car.  Sure my drivers seat has some... moister rings..., that refuse to come out no matter how much I scrub, but it's my car, and that is all me in there.

That being said, would I just inspect or participate... well, I was just thinking last night how I miss going out to the bars.  Meeting some random good looking guy, and just having fun with a one night stand.

It's been a month since I've gotten laid, so I'd throw caution to the wind, and have some fun.

Probably a good thing I'm not an uber driver


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Reply #221 on: March 06, 2021, 07:53:08 PM
I want to fuck. Dirty, raw sex. I want to pull hair and hear moaning while people are watching


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Reply #222 on: March 07, 2021, 11:05:10 PM
Quote from: Johnny on March 06, 2021, 07:53:08 PM
I want to fuck. Dirty, raw sex. I want to pull hair and hear moaning while people are watching

I want to get f@#$ed. Dirty, raw sex.  I want my hair pulled and moan loudly...and in the butt. The mood has struck.

No audience though.


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Reply #223 on: March 08, 2021, 03:56:23 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 07, 2021, 11:05:10 PM
Quote from: Johnny on March 06, 2021, 07:53:08 PM
I want to fuck. Dirty, raw sex. I want to pull hair and hear moaning while people are watching

I want to get f@#$ed. Dirty, raw sex.  I want my hair pulled and moan loudly...and in the butt. The mood has struck.

No audience though.

You can always imagine the sound of applause from us KBers, Sheila. We are rooting for your orgasms. With an extra squak thrown in, since we know you like a bit of a choke with your orgasm.


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Reply #224 on: March 08, 2021, 05:59:59 AM
For some reason I had to think about how I've never had sex standing up in the shower. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriends have always been on the shorter side (not by design), so I'd have to try to lift her up.

Knowing my luck, I'd probably slip and break her coccyx and my cock.


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Reply #225 on: March 08, 2021, 08:25:05 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2021, 05:59:59 AM
For some reason I had to think about how I've never had sex standing up in the shower. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriends have always been on the shorter side (not by design), so I'd have to try to lift her up.

Knowing my luck, I'd probably slip and break her coccyx and my cock.

Aside from that, nothing kills off a romantic interlude faster than a bare ass touching a cold bathroom tile.  ;D


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Reply #226 on: March 08, 2021, 12:42:36 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2021, 05:59:59 AM
For some reason I had to think about how I've never had sex standing up in the shower. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriends have always been on the shorter side (not by design), so I'd have to try to lift her up.

Knowing my luck, I'd probably slip and break her coccyx and my cock.

I love love LOVE sex in the shower.  Love the hot water and steam, but there is no lifting in the shower.  At least one of my feet needs to be down. Had more than a few slips while doing things in the shower, both by myself and with a partner. One leg up or bent over with my hands and face against the wall works for me.


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Reply #227 on: March 09, 2021, 05:48:19 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 04, 2021, 04:21:49 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 04, 2021, 03:55:05 AM
A girlfriend slipped on the ice today and landed on her coccyx. What is it with my girls landing on their coccyx this week?  Sex on a donut pillow (gentle careful sex) is no fun!

It's not like we can stop and think about it.  I think our subconscious reaction is to land on our butts.  Stupid little tail bone reminds us that's not always a good idea. Mines all better now though.  All the tenderness is gone, but I haven't gotten laid in a month so it's not like it matters much.

Love all those years of karate training that have me twist when I lose balance and fall on my side or at least on one butt cheek when this sort of thing happens.


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Reply #228 on: March 09, 2021, 05:33:54 PM
Hello.

Still horny AF


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Reply #229 on: March 09, 2021, 06:23:53 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 09, 2021, 05:33:54 PM
Hello.

Still horny AF

Same here. I woke up like 6 times last night with a raging hardon


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Reply #230 on: March 19, 2021, 03:37:23 AM
I love a hard cock, obvious statement is obvious, i know. There is nothing better than when it is so hard I have a difficult time believing it is flesh, and blood.

Or is there?

Clearly being "rock hard" is best for penetration, but when I'm on my knees worshiping a thick one, I like it best when it's only half hard.  When I'm servicing a guy, I love it when its thick and firm, but not full on hard.  It is more fun to suck on him when it is firm yet squishy.


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Reply #231 on: March 20, 2021, 02:34:50 AM
If you're f@#$ing me doggie style, and want a better grip, the hips and hair a always a great choice, but don't forget there is a third option.  Slide a thumb in my back door and hold on.

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Reply #232 on: March 20, 2021, 02:47:08 AM


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Reply #233 on: March 20, 2021, 03:35:41 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 02:34:50 AM
If you're f@#$ing me doggie style, and want a better grip, the hips and hair a always a great choice, but don't forget there is a third option.  Slide a thumb in my back door and hold on.

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Reply #234 on: March 20, 2021, 03:54:59 AM


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Reply #235 on: March 20, 2021, 04:12:02 AM
Not sure of the riding crop but all else in that has my full attention.  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:


I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.  I have reset a number of them, but still don't trust getting rid of them.


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Reply #236 on: March 20, 2021, 05:01:13 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 04:12:02 AM
Not sure of the riding crop but all else in that has my full attention.  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:





Just a gentle little slap, more of a caress, to get the juices flowing. While my finger explores your brownie maker.


  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:


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Reply #237 on: March 20, 2021, 06:07:49 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 04:12:02 AM
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.

You could always store the evidence of your naughty adventures in the Pics and Vids forum, we'll be sure to keep everything safe and secure  ;D


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Reply #238 on: March 20, 2021, 07:07:05 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 20, 2021, 06:07:49 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 04:12:02 AM
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.

You could always store the evidence of your naughty adventures in the Pics and Vids forum, we'll be sure to keep everything safe and secure  ;D

I think I've posted more than enough, and probably more than I thought I would have.  Then again, you've pretty much see everything so it isnt like it would be new to you.

Was just chatting with someone about posting something in "pick a hole", or maybe I make a gif from a video of me taking it from behind...

Or maybe I'm just tired full of margaritas, and want to tease you  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #239 on: March 20, 2021, 07:59:20 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 07:07:05 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 20, 2021, 06:07:49 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 04:12:02 AM
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.

You could always store the evidence of your naughty adventures in the Pics and Vids forum, we'll be sure to keep everything safe and secure  ;D

I think I've posted more than enough, and probably more than I thought I would have.  Then again, you've pretty much see everything so it isnt like it would be new to you.

Was just chatting with someone about posting something in "pick a hole", or maybe I make a gif from a video of me taking it from behind...

Or maybe I'm just tired full of margaritas, and want to tease you  :emot_kiss:

I always love a good tease, but I was also just inspired to take a quick peek.. at your post history, because 'more than enough' made me wonder if there was more than the one in Shiela's Sunday that we all loved to quote. Turns out, somehow I had totally missed the two in the 'fake dicks' thread  :o


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