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KitKat

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Reply #20 on: August 24, 2017, 02:58:58 AM
All Kit needs is a Lana Del Rey blow up doll to float on.


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KitKat

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Reply #21 on: August 29, 2017, 12:54:54 AM
« Last Edit: August 29, 2017, 12:57:09 AM by _KitKat_ »



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #22 on: August 29, 2017, 02:18:57 AM
 8) I am master of quotes.





KitKat

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Reply #25 on: September 06, 2017, 11:30:01 PM
I support the idea of attractions between younger brats and seasoned ladies--the obverse of dirty old men and their attractions to cute little girls. We're all entitled to our most depraved fantasies.



KitKat

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Reply #26 on: September 15, 2017, 12:15:19 AM
Okay kids, are you ready for this? Where's Oedipus?

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KitKat

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Reply #27 on: September 16, 2017, 10:31:39 PM



I learned you can be on pain killers and tell a friend you wanna lick her sexy black ass because when she sweats it looks like yummy melting chocolate and she won't get offended.  :D




ChirpingGirl

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Reply #28 on: September 16, 2017, 10:41:46 PM
 8)



KitKat

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Reply #29 on: September 20, 2017, 05:44:43 PM
I'm only 5% gay whore.  But I'm willing to learn.


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Reply #30 on: September 20, 2017, 05:48:50 PM

I'm only 5% gay whore.  But I'm willing to learn.



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Yeah, I liked that one, too!





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



KitKat

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Reply #31 on: September 21, 2017, 08:21:27 PM



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #32 on: September 25, 2017, 03:04:03 AM
Quote from: _KitKat_
I though you lived in Canada.  :facepalm:



KitKat

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Reply #33 on: September 25, 2017, 03:06:22 AM
 :emot_sorry:



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KitKat

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Reply #35 on: September 25, 2017, 03:09:47 AM
 ;D



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KitKat

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Reply #37 on: October 24, 2017, 08:42:00 PM
Omg!!  :emot_laughing:




Well, you can all go to fucking hell and suck donkey dick for beer money...




Seriously, that is freaking hilarious.



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Reply #38 on: October 24, 2017, 08:45:46 PM
Of Course I Talk To Myself.........
Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.

Love,
Liz
 ;D   :facepalm:



KitKat

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Reply #39 on: October 27, 2017, 08:10:14 PM
Of Course I Talk To Myself.........
Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.

Love,
Liz
 ;D   :facepalm:

 :emot_laughing: Same here.