Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016). It’s a romcom on FreeVee. Starring Zac Efron and Anna Kendrick.
I wasn’t expecting much, but I’ll be damned if it wasn’t side splitting funny. Because it was just so over-the-top. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any raunchier and inappropriate, it would totally take it to the next level. The whole movie was this way. You were just watching in abject horror, laughing your ass off. Think Wedding Crashers squared.
Dave Stangle : What's a push-pop?
Mike Stangle : I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made up.
Dave Stangle : What's a push-pop?
Mike Stangle : I don't know.
Dave Stangle : What's a push-pop!
Mike Stangle : I don't know!
Dave Stangle : WHAT'S A PUSH-POP?
Mike Stangle : I've been to the bowels of the internet and I've never seen a push-pop.
Dave Stangle : God, just tell me, what's a push-pop?
Mike Stangle : It's a whole hand up an ass, David. Is that what you want me to say?
Dave Stangle : Oh... Oh, God!
Mike Stangle : Two hands! Two hands pushing the pop! Pushing the pop! Is that what you want me to say? I'll send you some links.
The massage scene. LOL:
Are you okay with oil?
Yeah, sure.
(MOANS) You know, in my country...
they call oil "God's beautiful lubricant."
It sounds better in my language.
Khuda ka khubsurat lubricant.
Oh, that's lovely.
'Kay.
Some ground rules.
One, no emotions.
Okay.
Two, breathe.
Ahh... (GASPS)
Three, there is no penetration,
only vibration.
(JEANIE MOANING)
What is happening?
I call this "The Bent Penguin."
This one is just "The Ham and Eggs."
This one is called "When Moons Collide."
"Angry Hummingbird." "Angry Hummingbird."
This one is called "House by the Airport."
Just checking in. Everything good?
Hope you're enjoying this.
For me, it's just another Friday.
(MOANING ECSTATICALLY)
(SIGHS DEEPLY) "Happy Doll."
This one is just called "Taking a Break." I am pooped.
A little break. That's nice.
(BOTH YELLING)
Here we go again.
(MOANING)
Are you even touching me?
No, but my aura is.
Yes, it is!
Sweet baby Jesus!