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Reply #140 on: February 11, 2019, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 11, 2019, 04:26:02 PM
And another...



Looks like a Desert Eagle.  I recently bought one in .44Mag.  Coincidentally, I let my Peruvian hold it last night.  She could barely lift it let alone reach the trigger with her tiny hands.


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Reply #141 on: February 11, 2019, 06:16:46 PM
Why do I find myself saying "DOINK" every time it hits her on the head.  Is it just me?

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Reply #142 on: February 11, 2019, 06:22:34 PM
I see this a lot at the range.  Not like Tiger Valley, but informal plinking ranges, where you've got ranch girls, with personalized Varmit guns, and gun guys with their girlfriends.

The odds of there being at least 1 asshole grows exponentially, the more people are around, let me just say they seem to be the Exception.  However, every once in a while, you're treated to the "Little lady/big gun" show.  Give her the most inappropriate thing you've got handy (The same assholes that tend to buy the biggest dick in the store, and drive fiberglass body middle-age mobiles)  Then laugh, and take pictures when she predictably can't handle it.

You would think, with more women shooting nowadays (You see more of them every year at Tiger Valley, including as ROs) they would say something, but they point, laugh, and hold phones too.  Sometimes, the asshole has tits.  Honestly, it's not difficult at all to find footage like this, but it's blatantly cruel.


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Reply #143 on: February 11, 2019, 06:35:49 PM
About a year and a half ago, we had a young couple in NW Minnesota try to make a youtube video. The guy was going to hold a thick book to  his chest while the girlfriend fired a Desert Eagle at him at close range.

FAIL!

The book was pierced along with the guy, killing him.  All caught on video.  No, it wasn't posted online. Woman was charged with second degree manslaughter. Don't remember the outcome of her case.

http://www.startribune.com/minnesota-woman-accused-of-fatally-shooting-boyfriend-in-fame-seeking-video-prank/431313063/

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Reply #144 on: February 11, 2019, 06:51:09 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 11, 2019, 06:16:46 PM
Why do I find myself saying "DOINK" every time it hits her on the head.  Is it just me?

Ever hit a coconut with a wooden mallet?

That's the noise I hear; a combination of "tock" and "crack".


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Reply #145 on: February 11, 2019, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 11, 2019, 06:16:46 PM
Why do I find myself saying "DOINK" every time it hits her on the head.  Is it just me?


I was thinking BOINK, but maybe that was just me imagining stuffing that top in her mouth as a prelude to seeing what’s in those army pants?


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Reply #146 on: February 11, 2019, 09:41:02 PM
The other thing that occurs to me is she could have easily pulled the trigger again the moment the barrel bonked her on the head.

That would have been a closed casket funeral for sure.

I’m glad the range at my club would never allow such a thing to happen, at least not after the new rules were put in place.  Some yahoo guest once brought a sheet of bullet proof glass to see if it really was, and the member that brought him allowed it.  It was bullet proof alright, but the round bounced off and lodged in his cheek at his eye socket.


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Reply #147 on: February 11, 2019, 11:49:49 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on February 11, 2019, 09:41:02 PM
The other thing that occurs to me is she could have easily pulled the trigger again the moment the barrel bonked her on the head.

That would have been a closed casket funeral for sure.

I’m glad the range at my club would never allow such a thing to happen, at least not after the new rules were put in place.  Some yahoo guest once brought a sheet of bullet proof glass to see if it really was, and the member that brought him allowed it.  It was bullet proof alright, but the round bounced off and lodged in his cheek at his eye socket.
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Reply #148 on: February 12, 2019, 02:00:05 AM
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Quote from: Jed_ on February 11, 2019, 09:41:02 PM
The other thing that occurs to me is she could have easily pulled the trigger again the moment the barrel bonked her on the head.

That would have been a closed casket funeral for sure.

I’m glad the range at my club would never allow such a thing to happen, at least not after the new rules were put in place.  Some yahoo guest once brought a sheet of bullet proof glass to see if it really was, and the member that brought him allowed it.  It was bullet proof alright, but the round bounced off and lodged in his cheek at his eye socket.
A Darwin Award submission, I see.


As far as the guest at my gun club, I heard he was a PhD Physicist.  Apparently that thing where ‘for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction’ escaped him.  I’m guessing theoretical rather than applied physicist.


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Reply #149 on: February 18, 2019, 09:58:09 PM
https://www.wbko.com/content/news/Man-arrested-after-alleged-incident-at-Sams-Club-in-Bowling-Green-505971901.html 
Man accused of pulling gun on victim wearing MAGA hat

BOWLING GREEN, Ky. (WBKO) -- A Tennessee man is in jail after being accused of pulling a gun on a Sam's Club customer Saturday.

According to the police report, officers were called to Sam's Club due to a person with a gun.

According to the alleged victim Terry Pierce, a man pulled a gun on him because he was wearing a Make America Great Again (MAGA) hat.

"I have as much right to wear that hat and support my country and my president as he has not to," said Pierce.

The police report confirms that the suspect, identified as James Phillips, admitted to flipping off Pierce and Pierce's wife because of their hats.

Pierce tells 13 News that he was shopping with his wife when Phillips "Pulled a .40 caliber out and stuck it in my face, backed up and said, 'It's a good day for you to die.'"

Pierce went on to tell 13 News, "I said, 'Then pull the trigger. Put the gun down and fight me or pull the trigger. Whichever one you want.' And he backed up and he said it again, he said, 'It's a good day for you to die.'"

Pierce said the Phillips then took off. That's when Pierce followed him out into the parking lot.


"I went out the front of the store to confront him again and that's when I got him in his car. He couldn't leave because his mother was still in the store. And we were having a verbal altercation outside," said Pierce.

Pierce added, "He tried telling me I assaulted him and I said, 'I never touched you.'"

According to the police report, surveillance video confirms Pierce's story that he did not put his hands on Phillips.

The report does mention that witnesses and Pierce said Phillips pulled a gun on Pierce inside the store but this couldn't be seen on surveillance video due to Phillips backing out of the view of the camera.

In the report, police say Phillips had a Glock .40 caliber with a round chambered in his back pocket and two additional magazines in another pocket. Police say Phillips has a current concealed carry permit in Tennessee, where he is from.

No one was injured, but police arrested Phillips for wanton endangerment first degree. Phillips is in the Warren County Regional Jail.

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Reply #150 on: February 18, 2019, 10:48:22 PM

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Reply #151 on: February 18, 2019, 10:48:56 PM
Yellow Wall is sad it wasn't a POC the firearm was brandished at.

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Reply #152 on: February 20, 2019, 04:57:38 PM

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Reply #153 on: February 20, 2019, 05:07:27 PM
Quote from: Athos_131 on February 18, 2019, 10:48:56 PM
Yellow Wall is sad it wasn't a POC the firearm was brandished at.

Okay, so it wasn't a racist asshole with a gun, this time.  It was just an asshole with a gun, but that's still a problem, and so is Institutional racism.  Even when they don't overlap.


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Reply #154 on: February 20, 2019, 10:39:55 PM

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Reply #155 on: March 04, 2019, 12:48:50 AM

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Reply #156 on: March 04, 2019, 12:50:21 AM
Did he breed first?


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Reply #157 on: March 04, 2019, 01:47:23 AM
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Did he breed first?
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Reply #158 on: March 05, 2019, 02:21:24 AM
His trial should be very interesting, when and if it goes forward.
I suspect it will be more of a "You Did What"..!!??.....when the judge hears it.
I'm sure jokes will run rampant in the court room.

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Reply #159 on: March 10, 2019, 01:20:10 AM

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