Wilkie? Ah, fuck. As if the VA didn't have enough problems to begin with.
{I grew up in NC during the Helms era. My dealer in Angier had a photo of him with Jesse, smoking a joint. Jesse wasn't smoking the joint, my dealer was, but he had the fucking Senator for Johnston County RIGHT THERE! Not a fake. Tobacco is the #1 Legal cash Crop. Johnston County Sherrifs would pull you over, and smoke your weed, right in front of you, to teach you a lesson.
"Where'd you get this from, Boy? This McClendon's?"
"Yeah, Earl. This tastes like McClendon's new batch."
The same dealer got a call, from the same Sheriff's Department to tell them the DEA was in town. So, he'd call us, and we'd go out to help him pull the camo nets over his field. Then, we'd wave from the porch at the Helicopter flying over. True story!}