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Reply #20 on: April 23, 2017, 06:05:35 PM
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You got that right.


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Reply #21 on: April 24, 2017, 02:08:29 AM


Back on topic


I had never thought to try that.   I suppose, if you really wanted to, you could probably get off. But couldn't a guy also?   



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Reply #22 on: April 24, 2017, 02:51:47 AM
I don't know if a guy could. Don't they need more friction?

Hey Vinney! Will vibration do it for you?
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Reply #23 on: April 25, 2017, 02:52:31 AM
Quote from: Pervertedneighbor on April 23, 2017, 04:21:56 AM
Ladies only...

My wife says it's a myth, but then I don't value my wife's opinion whatsoever.

Does sitting on the washing machine, particularly during the spin cycle, stimulate sexual feelings in a woman or not?

Just curious.

I've never heard of it.  I mean why when there are far better alternatives?  Hitachi.


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Reply #24 on: April 25, 2017, 02:58:53 PM
Quote from: Lois on April 25, 2017, 02:52:31 AM
Quote from: Pervertedneighbor on April 23, 2017, 04:21:56 AM

Ladies only...

My wife says it's a myth, but then I don't value my wife's opinion whatsoever.

Does sitting on the washing machine, particularly during the spin cycle, stimulate sexual feelings in a woman or not?

Just curious.


I've never heard of it.  I mean why when there are far better alternatives?  Hitachi.


Me neither.

While I can see how it would provide a nice scenario for a porn video or erotic story, I've never heard of it, I've never heard another woman talk about doing it, and I've never even imagined doing that.

Lois is correct: There are many better alternatives. Fingers, for example...





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Reply #25 on: April 25, 2017, 04:28:30 PM
How about sitting on the washer while you tightly hold someone's face between your legs? :emot_laughing:

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Reply #26 on: April 25, 2017, 05:04:22 PM
Quote from: msslave on April 25, 2017, 04:28:30 PM

How about sitting on the washer while you tightly hold someone's face between your legs? :emot_laughing:



Yes!





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Reply #27 on: April 25, 2017, 05:11:40 PM

The only machine that has come close to causing one was totally unexpected.    I was riding on the back of a Harley motorbike, and well, just sitting on it and with each rev of the engine, and the rumble of the muffler thingy, would cause the seat to vibrate.   I repositioned so it didn't happen. 

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Reply #28 on: April 25, 2017, 07:16:16 PM
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Quote from: MintJulie on April 25, 2017, 05:11:40 PM

The only machine that has come close to causing one was totally unexpected.    I was riding on the back of a Harley motorbike, and well, just sitting on it and with each rev of the engine, and the rumble of the muffler thingy, would cause the seat to vibrate.   I repositioned so it didn't happen. 
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Reply #29 on: April 25, 2017, 09:07:27 PM
When I was in college (in winter) the laundry room was always freezing cold...!!!
If I wasn't siting on the washer, I was sitting on the dryer getting my butt toasty warm. the more interesting thing about the laundry room was that everyone was always in PJ's or just undies when we (all) were washing clothes.

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Reply #30 on: April 29, 2017, 04:48:44 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 24, 2017, 02:08:29 AM


Back on topic


I had never thought to try that.   I suppose, if you really wanted to, you could probably get off. But couldn't a guy also?   


Not for me, and probably not for most guys.  Penile ejaculation requires stimulation of the nerves along the shaft & glans, and vibration doesn't do much for me.  It might help some with the prostate gland, but that's a pretty weak orgasm.  I've spent hours on a Harley with no happy effects.

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Reply #31 on: April 29, 2017, 05:36:46 PM
There was that member who swore by electro stim, but that's not vibrations alone, per se.


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Reply #32 on: April 29, 2017, 05:43:26 PM
I have gotten off on using a vibrator, focusing on the underside of the head.  It was intense.  So yes, vibration can work on a man.  Washing machine wouldn't have the "hummmmmm" factor that a vibrator.  Again, when I first heard of washing machine sex many years ago, it was with Ben Wah balls inserted, and older more "bouncy" machines.

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Reply #33 on: May 13, 2017, 03:35:08 AM
I had a girl friend that said she got off the first time riding a washing machine.  The top had a high ridge handle that fit nicely into her groove.    She did it a lot before her mother figured out why she insisted on doing the family laundry.  She switch to her electric toothbrush, more private.

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Reply #34 on: September 26, 2020, 07:49:15 PM
Friends would talk about it a lot, like it was the best thing in the world, but when I did try it, it felt nice, but never got past that.  Never had an orgasm from and felt there were far better and far faster ways to get off.  It was fun way to get a little warm up before I got the job down proper.


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Reply #35 on: September 26, 2020, 08:01:35 PM
Good to see a long idle thread bumped. Maybe you needed a machine that was off balance. More action then

BTW...are ben-wa balls still available?

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Reply #36 on: September 26, 2020, 08:54:39 PM
Quote from: msslave on September 26, 2020, 08:01:35 PM
Good to see a long idle thread bumped. Maybe you needed a machine that was off balance. More action then

BTW...are ben-wa balls still available?

I'm quite sure they are.  Amazon has everything love.


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Reply #37 on: September 26, 2020, 08:55:53 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #38 on: September 26, 2020, 10:48:28 PM
Thank you ladies.  Now I know where I can get some.

Wait...What the heck would I do with them. :emot_weird:
Never mind. :facepalm:

Oh Gads, here come the butt jokes again. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #39 on: September 27, 2020, 01:45:11 AM
Did someone say John the Agitator


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