Sitting on the washing machine...

[Pervertedneighbor]

Ladies only...

My wife says it's a myth, but then I don't value my wife's opinion whatsoever.

Does sitting on the washing machine, particularly during the spin cycle, stimulate sexual feelings in a woman or not?

Just curious.

[ChirpingGirl]

As someone who does all the laundry in my house, I can honestly say I never found the washing machine to be stimulating in any way.

Mostly because doing the laundry is a serious pain in the ass and there's nothing pleasurable about it. 

[Pervertedneighbor]

Then am I to assume it is truly a myth?

[Meatbot]

I dunno 'bout sittin' on the thing... but I remember both sisters, big and little, hanging off the side or rather the "corner" of the thing, fifty-some odd years ago, while the washer bounced and vibrated and almost literally crawled around the floor. They would hang off the top, and bury the corner (two sides) of the thing in their "crease," so to speak. It didn't mean much to me at the time, but years later it really got me off to remember. I still occasionally remind my older sister of it, especially when we're doing laundry.

And, oh yeah, definitely the spin cycle.

'bot

[ChirpingGirl]

I am not doing weird shit with my appliances to test this theory. 

[KitKat]

Ahhh memories. Today's washers are made much better, but I had one when I was er... younger. I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

[ChirpingGirl]

Ahhh memories. Today's washers are made much better, but I had one when I was er... younger. I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

You Latinas will fuck anything. 

[Meatbot]

I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

Yes, the older ones were much more... unbalanced, I guess is the word. My mom just bought one recently, and it's balanced so well that it barely shakes during what passes as the "spin cycle."

Damn, the poor kids nowdays. They don't know what they're missin'. All they got is phone porn at school and bigscreen porn at home. I literally shocked a "youngster" a few months ago (he was eighteen, you dorks) by showing him some of my prize-winning analog porn collection. He had no idea they printed shit like that down, he was flummoxed and amazed. And yes, it was even technically "legal" porn.

'bot

[Pervertedneighbor]

You see, the whole hanging off the side thing, that makes more sense.  Friction.  Just sitting on a big vibrating square doesn't seem like it would do much.

Thanks, 'bot.  Put pictures in my head, for sure.

[Meatbot]

Ahhh memories. Today's washers are made much better, but I had one when I was er... younger. I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

You Latinas will fuck anything. 

Who's latino? I'm as caucasian as they get. Well, I'm not red-haired, but I was a blonde as a kid.

'bot

[Meatbot]

Oops, I just noticed the "Ladies Only" sticker. Sorry to butt in.

'bot

[ChirpingGirl]

Ahhh memories. Today's washers are made much better, but I had one when I was er... younger. I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

You Latinas will fuck anything. 

Who's latino? I'm as caucasian as they get. Well, I'm not red-haired, but I was a blonde as a kid.

'bot

I was talking to Kit.

[Pervertedneighbor]

Meatbot, I think you had a valid point because you had sisters and you were a witness to a certain behavior. 

[_priapism]

[msslave]

As others said, the older machines were "movers and shakers".  What I'd heard was sitting on top of the jiggling hunk of tin with Ben Wa balls in your pussy led to some serious orgasms.  Again, just something I heard, not witnessed.

[KitKat]

Ahhh memories. Today's washers are made much better, but I had one when I was er... younger. I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

You Latinas will fuck anything. 

 


Not true.

[KitKat]

[ChirpingGirl]

Ahhh memories. Today's washers are made much better, but I had one when I was er... younger. I had fun with my mom's old maytag many times.

You Latinas will fuck anything. 

 


Not true.

 

Yes it is now spank me more.

[KitKat]

Well, I'm mixed latina so it doesn't apply to me.

[ChirpingGirl]

Well, I'm mixed latina so it doesn't apply to me.

Mixed Latina doesn't dilute the passion, sweety. We know that.