More boring historical anecdotes from Miss Barbara!
The U.S. vice president is often described as being "a heartbeat away from the presidency." But the vice president isn't necessarily the only office-holder who could be "a heartbeat away from the presidency." In fact, one man was "a heartbeat away from the presidency" twice, and in two separate positions. And he's someone virtually no one knows today.
Here's what happened:
In 1850, President Zachary Taylor died in office, and he was succeeded by his vice president, Millard Fillmore. Since that occurred more than a century before the 25th Amendment was ratified, at that point, if the vice president's chair was empty, due to the vice president either dying on office or succeeding to the presidency, it remained empty until the end of the term. At that point, the Presidential Line of Succession extended from the vice president to the President Pro Tempore of the Senate and then to the Speaker of the House. In July 1850, when Taylor died and Fillmore succeeded him, the President Pro Tempore of the Senate was William King, and he was "a heartbeat away from the presidency."
Fast forward 2 years, and in 1852, the Democrats chose Franklin Pierce as their presidential candidate, and William King as the vice presidential candidate. Pierce won the election in a near-landslide, and Pierce became president and King vice president. At that point, King was again "a heartbeat away from the presidency."
Unfortunately, King's story has a sad ending. When King was selected the vice presidential nominee at the Democratic convention in June 1852, he was already suffering from tuberculosis, which was then an incurable disease. In fact, on Inauguration Day on March 4, 1953, King wasn't even in the country, since he was down in Cuba where the warm climate was more favorable to his disease. As a result, Congress passed a resolution to allow him to be sworn in while in Cuba, and he remains the only vice president who was sworn in on foreign soil. King returned to the U.S. in late March, and he died from his disease on April 18, 1853, serving as vice president for only 44 days. Pierce ended up serving without a vice president for close to an entire term.
Bonus Anecdote Within an Anecdote!
While Pierce served all but 44 days of his term without a vice president, that wasn't the longest a president served without a vice president. In 1841, President William Harrison died only 30 days after he was inaugurated, and his successor, John Tyler, served all but 30 days of his term without a vice president.
Extra Special Bonus Anecdote Within an Anecdote Within an Anecdote!
I described William King as "someone virtually no one knows today." He is known, in some circles, as President James Buchanan's gay lover. King and Buchanan were very close friends, and they shared a home for 13 years, from 1840, when King and Buchanan were both serving in the Senate, until King's death.
Personally, I find the claims of their gay relationship to be spurious. It was not unusual at the time for fellow members of Congress to share quarters, nor was it unusual for two men to have a close, intimate friendship that remained Platonic. King was a very fastidious man, including his dress, comportment, and they way he kept his home, and while that is a modern-day stereotype of a gay man, it's certainly not an indication that King -- or Buchanan -- were gay, or lovers. Nor is the fact that Buchanan remained a bachelor throughout his life.
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Okay, I only added that last part to see if anyone actually read this far.