Got a call today, trouble at the Camp.
Relatives decided to stay the weekend during the holidays, and my dad went this past weekend to remove some dead fallen trees out of the slough, and woke up Sunday morning with his arms covered in weird bites. He did some snooping, and found a bed bug infestation in the master bedroom of the trailer. Not a major one, the exterminator said it was localized to that room, mostly due to its the only room other than the kitchen and bathroom, and living room that is mostly inhabited. Fortunately for the living room its a god damned lilac and lavender scented hell, thanks to some of my more annoying family members. The exterminator did not even have to use chemicals, heating the whole trailer to over 190 degrees for eight hours two times since then. Dad said the exterminator will return in a week or two to check it out.
What I learned today:
Bed bugs do not have normal bug sex. The male just crawls on top of the female and rams his sharp tool right into her back, and fills her up. Mother nature, why? i forgot the name of this type of breeding.