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psiberzerker

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Reply #700 on: July 11, 2019, 12:09:15 AM
Yeah, but not with your mouth full.  That's rude.


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Reply #701 on: July 11, 2019, 02:09:39 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on July 11, 2019, 12:06:06 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 10, 2019, 10:48:45 PM
You don't need any of that crap. Just prop your phone up, wiggle your ass and say "$25 more and I'll touch my butt for you."  :roll:

CJ's too old for that anyway. I change diapers now, not shake my ass for money.


Don’t worry Chirp, I’m sure you could make a ton of money giving head if you wanted.  Just keep saying to your very satisfied customers, ‘Tell your friends!’

I have made money doing that.  :roll:


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Reply #702 on: July 11, 2019, 07:20:54 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 11, 2019, 02:09:39 AM

I have made money doing that.  :roll:


Whoa....that was you?  :o   btw - not bad.  8)

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Reply #703 on: July 11, 2019, 11:37:56 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 11, 2019, 07:20:54 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 11, 2019, 02:09:39 AM

I have made money doing that.  :roll:


Whoa....that was you?  :o   btw - not bad.  8)

Not bad is an insult to me.

Anyway. Did you know Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were in field of dreams? But you can't even see them so it doesn't really matter.



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Reply #704 on: July 12, 2019, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 11, 2019, 07:20:54 PM
btw - not bad.  8)

Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 11, 2019, 11:37:56 PM
Not bad is an insult to me.

I kind of thought that too, CG.   Almost got yourself a boo there birdy boy.

Dan ever says, "Not bad."  I'm knocking the punching bag around for a bit.


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Reply #705 on: July 12, 2019, 01:20:42 AM


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Reply #706 on: July 12, 2019, 01:55:02 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 12, 2019, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 11, 2019, 07:20:54 PM
btw - not bad.  8)

Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 11, 2019, 11:37:56 PM
Not bad is an insult to me.

I kind of thought that too, CG.   Almost got yourself a boo there birdy boy.

Dan ever says, "Not bad."  I'm knocking the punching bag around for a bit.



 ;D


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Reply #707 on: July 12, 2019, 02:50:18 AM


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Reply #708 on: July 12, 2019, 03:50:47 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 11, 2019, 11:37:56 PM

Not bad is an insult to me.


Having time to recollect, and in a bit of pain after MJ quit practicing boxing on my boys, I now think you were absolutely wonderful. I never had a better bj.  8)

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Reply #709 on: July 12, 2019, 05:54:04 PM
That's better.  :roll:


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Reply #710 on: July 13, 2019, 06:08:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 12, 2019, 05:54:04 PM
That's better.  :roll:

Would it be possible for you to give me another bj?  I know you are absolutely wonderful in that department but someone (who will remain anonymous) is saying they are the best and I need to compare.... ;D ;D

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Reply #711 on: July 13, 2019, 07:32:44 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 13, 2019, 06:08:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 12, 2019, 05:54:04 PM
That's better.  :roll:

Would it be possible for you to give me another bj?  I know you are absolutely wonderful in that department but someone (who will remain anonymous) is saying they are the best and I need to compare.... ;D ;D


 :emot_bjsmiley:

 ;D


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Reply #712 on: July 13, 2019, 08:14:50 PM


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Reply #713 on: July 15, 2019, 03:22:19 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 13, 2019, 07:32:44 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 13, 2019, 06:08:09 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 12, 2019, 05:54:04 PM
That's better.  :roll:

Would it be possible for you to give me another bj?  I know you are absolutely wonderful in that department but someone (who will remain anonymous) is saying they are the best and I need to compare.... ;D ;D


 :emot_bjsmiley:

 ;D

I am so drained now.  8)

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #714 on: July 15, 2019, 05:11:54 PM
"Balls draining bitch"

Heard that a lot.


psiberzerker

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Reply #715 on: July 24, 2019, 11:34:10 PM
Well, apparently, you can buy a 55 gallon drum of Neroli, for only 1.4 Million Dollars.

Not sure what I would do with it, but now I want one.


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Reply #716 on: July 24, 2019, 11:42:30 PM
I learned what Pollyannaish means.


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Reply #717 on: July 25, 2019, 01:32:34 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on July 24, 2019, 11:42:30 PM
I learned what Pollyannaish means.

The word comes from a 1913 children's book by Eleanor H. Porter, Pollyanna, about a young girl who tries to find something positive in every situation — a trick she calls "the Glad Game."  Hopefully she’s 13.


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Reply #718 on: July 25, 2019, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 25, 2019, 01:32:34 AM
Hopefully she’s 13.

I approve of what this has become.

#Resist

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Arrest The Cops Who Killed Breonna Taylor

#BanTheNaziFromKB

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Reply #719 on: July 25, 2019, 01:38:26 AM
Quote from: Athos_131 on July 25, 2019, 01:36:21 AM
I approve of what this has become.

I'm a little surprised you're not taking credit for it, too.


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