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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #420 on: January 14, 2019, 06:22:38 PM
I learned having speech recognition on can fuck up your ability to type shit.  :roll:



psiberzerker

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Reply #421 on: January 14, 2019, 06:30:00 PM
I learned having speech recognition on can fuck up your ability to type shit.  :roll:

 :emot_laughing:  I just got an image in my head of Autocowrong, and Speech Recognition fighting it out.

Of course, an old one was people Texting.  While driving, but so they don't get pulled for not using hands-free devices (Or in a wreck) they talk to their phones, to type in a text, for the person on the other end to have read out to them in Siri's voice...

On phones.  I'm serious, I've seen this happen.  Somebody talking to their phone, and reading the text back to them, while they're driving.  Okay, but it's a Telephone!  I mean, even before we came up with Smart Phones, you remember when people used the old analog (Cellular) system to talk to each other.  Vocally?

Now, we talk to our phones, to text each other, and pick apart the grammar mistakes auto-generated by our aps.  I have to wonder who's smarter, the phones, or the people using them?  At what point do our phones become self aware, and just start fucking with us out of boredom?
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Remington555

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Reply #422 on: January 15, 2019, 12:41:27 PM
 I have to wonder who's smarter, the phones, or the people using them?  At what point do our phones become self aware, and just start fucking with us out of boredom?

Sometimes I'm not so sure this hasn't already happened...

Remmy  :D




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Reply #423 on: January 15, 2019, 02:54:59 PM
"YOU" don't want them to become self aware....!!!!
They might decide they don't need us......(Terminator).

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Reply #424 on: January 15, 2019, 04:03:27 PM
"YOU" don't want them to become self aware....!!!!

Not really, but it makes for a nice fantasy.  I don't believe in the science fiction trope that AI=Destroy All Humans, but at the same time, I do believe that it exists for a reason.  In this case, us asking ourselves, what purpose do we actually serve in this environment we created for ourselves?

We may need to update the Turing Test to include a Bot that's indistinguishable from a human user, with auto-correct.



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Reply #425 on: January 15, 2019, 04:13:44 PM
 I have to wonder who's smarter, the phones, or the people using them?  At what point do our phones become self aware, and just start fucking with us out of boredom?

Sometimes I'm not so sure this hasn't already happened...

Remmy  :D



Crossing into Manhatten from New Jersey a couple months ago and just when the directions got confusing, my phone suddenly went haywire showing me the directions that I swear looked like a bowl of spaghetti.  I showed my phone to my Peruvian and said exactly that, “Look, it’s fucking with me now!”



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #426 on: January 15, 2019, 05:11:47 PM
I learned chocolate syrup does indeed go well with the taste of pussy.  :emot_laughing:



psiberzerker

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Reply #427 on: January 15, 2019, 05:14:59 PM
I learned chocolate syrup does indeed go well with the taste of pussy.  :emot_laughing:

I'm sure if I tried hard enough, I might be able to come up with something that doesn't, but I won't.  Durian?  Maybe, I'm not in any rush to find out.  It can get sticky in all those crooks, and nannys, so you better make sure you lick it thoroughly.  

;)

I still prefer butterscotch pudding, but I'm weird.



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #428 on: January 15, 2019, 05:17:47 PM
I licked 'em both clean.  :emot_weird:

 ;D

Mmmmmmmmmm chocolate pudding pussy.  :D

 :emot_thdrool:



Remington555

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Reply #429 on: January 16, 2019, 01:00:36 PM
I learned chocolate syrup does indeed go well with the taste of pussy.  :emot_laughing:


What, no whipped cream?

There are very few things that don't taste better with chocolate, in my opinion.  ^-^

Chocolate AND butterscotch. Yum!

Remmy




psiberzerker

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Reply #430 on: January 16, 2019, 01:20:20 PM
I think we can skip the cherry on top.



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #431 on: January 16, 2019, 03:59:56 PM
I learned chocolate syrup does indeed go well with the taste of pussy.  :emot_laughing:


What, no whipped cream?


Remmy



Didn't have any.  :roll:



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Reply #432 on: January 16, 2019, 05:32:37 PM
I’ve gotten in the habit of dictating documents and correspondence, then editing whatever voice recognition spits out. My son pointed out it would take less time just to type it correctly in the first place. But I like to get the stream of consciousness going. Harder to do that while pecking with one finger on a keypad.



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Reply #433 on: January 16, 2019, 11:02:51 PM
Learn to touch type. :)

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


_priapism

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Reply #434 on: January 16, 2019, 11:15:07 PM
Learn to touch type. :)

90 wpm on keyboard, but considerably slower on smartphone.



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #435 on: January 19, 2019, 07:59:32 PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show had a "sequel".

 :roll:




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Reply #436 on: January 19, 2019, 09:00:53 PM
To turn off the “inspection now!” warning message...  1.  Turn on hazard flashers.  2. Press the odometer reset button while starting engine.  3.  release odometer reset, and press the menu button on left side of instrument cluster.  4.  Turn off engine and restart.  Wow.
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Reply #437 on: January 19, 2019, 09:05:49 PM
Shock Treatment isn't so much a sequel as another in the same vein.  None of the characters are the same.  In fact, the cast members in common are playing different characters.



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Reply #438 on: January 20, 2019, 01:29:15 AM

Huh.  I passed on 'Dredd' back when 'cos I mistakenly thought it was a re-release of the 1995 'Judge Dredd'.  Nope, different movie on the same theme, no Sly Stalone.  ;D

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Reply #439 on: January 20, 2019, 02:04:27 AM

Huh.  I passed on 'Dredd' back when 'cos I mistakenly thought it was a re-release of the 1995 'Judge Dredd'.  Nope, different movie on the same theme, no Sly Stalone.  ;D

Yeah, Karl Urban>Sly Stalone.