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wayne3218

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Reply #300 on: September 20, 2018, 05:43:39 AM
Bugger .... I learnt something really important today that I was going to tell everyone.
....But now I can’t remember what it was...



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Reply #301 on: September 20, 2018, 05:11:00 PM
Bugger .... I learnt something really important today that I was going to tell everyone.
....But now I can’t remember what it was...

So much for important...... :D

Psst Wayne......Zip your trousers up...... :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz



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Reply #302 on: September 20, 2018, 05:23:03 PM
Bugger .... I learnt something really important today that I was going to tell everyone.
....But now I can’t remember what it was...

So much for important...... :D

Psst Wayne......Zip your trousers up...... :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

I learnt what Liz was looking at... :facepalm:

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Reply #303 on: September 20, 2018, 05:32:28 PM
I learned Pastys are really good. First time I've tried them.
Millions of tons of ore was dug out of Michigan's UP by miners who went underground with just tool, a candle and a pasty to eat.

Basically it's just dough wrapped around meat and potatoes with a little onion. Our group all had them tonight. The bakery that made the said it's an old family recipe they've had for over 100 years. No trip up here is complete 'til you've tried one.

Pastys and faggots.  Two UK treats that always make me giggle.



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Reply #304 on: September 20, 2018, 05:34:23 PM
VINCENT.....!!!!!!
wait for it.........................wait for it.........................................."BITE ME"....!!!!

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Reply #305 on: September 20, 2018, 05:56:24 PM

Pastys and faggots.  Two UK treats that always make me giggle.


"Pasties and faggots"!?!






MissBarbara is sooooo confused!






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Reply #306 on: September 20, 2018, 10:47:12 PM

Pastys and faggots.  Two UK treats that always make me giggle.


"Pasties and faggots"!?!





MissBarbara is sooooo confused!



I can proudly say I have eaten both.   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #307 on: September 21, 2018, 12:32:56 AM

Pastys and faggots.  Two UK treats that always make me giggle.


"Pasties and faggots"!?!





MissBarbara is sooooo confused!



I can proudly say I have eaten both.   :emot_laughing:


That makes sense. But you'd never catch me drinking a Bud Light...






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Reply #308 on: September 21, 2018, 12:46:39 AM
I love eating pasties... not sure about faggots tho lol.







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Reply #309 on: September 21, 2018, 01:15:30 AM
I love eating pasties... not sure about faggots tho lol.

I wouldn't recommend eating them, but for the love of christ, don't light them first.



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Reply #310 on: September 21, 2018, 02:02:29 AM
Fags....<------British Cigarettes ....??........Correct...??

Love,
Liz



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Reply #311 on: September 21, 2018, 04:25:09 AM
Having a British girl literally seconds away from me, I can confirm that's what they call them.

And apparently these:




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Reply #312 on: September 21, 2018, 07:20:59 AM
I love eating pasties... not sure about faggots tho lol.

I wouldn't recommend eating them, but for the love of christ, don't light them first.




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Reply #313 on: September 21, 2018, 08:44:45 AM
I learned that I'm growing cataracts on my little eyeballs. My vision will never be any better than it is now, and will only get worse in days to come. Getting old sucks.

 :(
Remmy



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Reply #314 on: September 21, 2018, 10:07:45 AM
Fags....<------British Cigarettes ....??........Correct...??

Love,
Liz


Yep...

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Reply #315 on: September 21, 2018, 12:28:47 PM
Getting old sucks.

While that is true, I have to put it into perspective. It sure beats the only alternative.

Remmy



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Reply #316 on: September 21, 2018, 01:58:18 PM
Getting old sucks.

While that is true, I have to put it into perspective. It sure beats the only alternative.

Remmy

The alternative being........ it not sucking?!


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Reply #317 on: September 21, 2018, 02:18:03 PM
The only alternative to getting old is not getting old. And the only way to not get old is to be dead.

SMH. You young people...

Remmy

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Reply #318 on: September 21, 2018, 04:06:41 PM
I learned that I'm growing cataracts on my little eyeballs. My vision will never be any better than it is now, and will only get worse in days to come. Getting old sucks.

 :(
Remmy

But it sure beats the alternative.

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Reply #319 on: September 21, 2018, 04:25:07 PM
Getting old sucks.

While that is true, I have to put it into perspective. It sure beats the only alternative.

Remmy

The alternative being........ it not sucking?!



Now I am confused....MJ, some of us older members love sucking.  8)

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