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Reply #660 on: June 07, 2019, 12:49:53 PM
From Remmy's tag-line "What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?" that outside the UK what we call the Hokey-Cokey is known as the Hokey-Pokey (I didn't even know it was used outside the UK).


You know what they say about crazy Americans. We have different words for a lot of things, like: boot, bonnet, spanner, torch, nappies, trainers, chips, crisps, biscuits, lift, flat...

Screw it, I'm not going to type them all. Here's a reference.

Remmy

PS: I just learned a new one. Noughts and crosses.  ;D



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Reply #661 on: June 07, 2019, 04:46:45 PM
Tick-Tack-Toe?

One that always fascinated me was using "Cunt" as a personal pronoun.  Here, a Cunt is a Fanny, but the way Brits (And other Commonwealth countries like Australia) when you call someone a Cunt, or when someone refers to themselves as Cunts, it seems to mean several different things, from casual, to endearing, to downright offensive.  So, that's pretty much the word a Yank can't use, "Just joking around," if you don't know how it will be taken.  You can lose teeth that way, or they'll laugh it off.

Also, is it slightly different in Austrailian dialect?  Come to think of it, I got my lip busted by a Sheila from Sydney, not South-End on Sea.  Granted, she basically called everyone "Cunt," like a guy from Philly calls everyone "Son," regardless of gender, or context.
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Reply #662 on: June 18, 2019, 06:35:16 PM
I just had an epiphany about my nightmares, and daytime terrors from children.  I was thinking about how this is a safe place for me, because I can't be exposed to pictures of children (Even innocent ones without any Sexual context) or true stories from victims.

Incidentally, not just of rape, and incest, but other traumas.  Grief, bullying, gender disphoria, poverty/homelessness, and lack of autonomy.  I can't do that any more, i burned out, so I can only really stand to deal with Adults, and their childhood experiences which may contribute to their emotional problems.

I mostly fixated on their looks, the proportions like the head-to-shoulders ratio, but writing about it here (It's really helped me process years of it) and changing the details to protect their identities also masked the real subconscious fear itself.

It's not really so much that they might not be as innocent as they appear.  It's that they might tell me how they lost that innocence.  Like so many have before, for years, starting with my own sister opening up about her step-father's Covert Incest.  (Sexual harassment.)

Huh!  That's why it's strangers that trigger me!  ?  Maybe, part of it.  I know this is only part of it, but another piece of the puzzle that's never done.  I know children, there's little girls next door on both sides, and they don't trigger me, because i know them, and I know they haven't been victimized.

It's the ones I don't know, and the fear that I may find out.  That I may have to go through their horror all over again, so maybe I can help them stop reliving it.  It's really taken it's toll.



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Reply #663 on: June 18, 2019, 07:21:57 PM
My homemade mac and cheese for lunch makes a 5 year old girl very happy.  :D



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Reply #664 on: June 19, 2019, 01:01:04 PM
My homemade mac and cheese for lunch makes a 5 year old girl very happy.  :D

Homemade mac and cheese makes me happy too.  ;D

Remmy



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Reply #665 on: June 19, 2019, 04:23:58 PM
My homemade mac and cheese for lunch makes a 5 year old girl very happy.  :D

Homemade mac and cheese makes me happy too.  ;D

Remmy



I never make mine the same way twice.  Last week we had a baked rigatoni in an Italian restaurant, simple with black pepper, cream and Parmigiano-Reggiano, so mac and cheese.  My Peruvian loved it, so I told her I’d make it soon.  I got some penne I can use.

That’s a long way from my graduate school days when I was buying grocery store brand mac and cheese at 4 boxes for 1$.  It was awful with that powdered day glow orange cheese like substance, but for 25 cents it quelled the hunger pangs.  I bought bags of apples, bags of potatoes and a place called Murray’s Steaks sold chicken wings at 25 pounds for $5 (it was before the wing popularity).  They claimed being a starving graduate student built character, but I just recall a very boring time culinary-wise.

I did learn to cook for myself then, hadn’t really done it before that.  Back then girls were taught to cook, and it was assumed young men would find a girl to cook for them.  I taught myself to cook.



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Reply #666 on: June 19, 2019, 06:20:50 PM
Wifey would never allow powdered "cheese" in this house.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #667 on: June 19, 2019, 07:01:57 PM
Wifey would never allow powdered "cheese" in this house.  :emot_laughing:


As a chef, American cheese probably irritates her too.  Except it’s one of my guilty pleasures that would be hard to confess to the French chef that trained me.

There’s frequently some yellow dye number 5 infused Veveeta in my mac & cheese.



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Reply #668 on: June 19, 2019, 07:17:32 PM
As a chef, anything that isn't perfect irritates her.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #669 on: June 19, 2019, 10:09:18 PM
The children of the corn movie takes place October 31, 1983.



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Reply #670 on: June 20, 2019, 02:02:56 AM
Don't worry CJ, it's not actually powdered cheese, it's a cheese-like substance made out of wholly artificial ingredients.  It's OK for mortaring bricks, and not much else.  Luckily I haven't had that crap for 50 years now.  My arteries are probably thanking me.  ;D


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Reply #671 on: June 20, 2019, 02:17:30 AM
CJ tries not to feed the babies anything made of chemical weapons.  :roll:



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Reply #672 on: June 29, 2019, 01:48:39 PM

I learned I am not a fashionista (I hope that's the right word).

Shopping with my wife (a rare occurrence which I'll touch on in a moment) and after two hours my eyes were starting to get glassy. After looking at tee shirts for longer than I thought humanly possible, she handed me one to put in the cart.

I handed it back and told her she didn't want this one because there was bleach stain on it whereupon she said, "That's the way it's supposed to look. You don't buy many clothes, do you?"

She should know since she buys all of my clothes, including socks and underwear. I haven't bought a single item of clothing in over 40 years.

We don't usually shop together. I don't think we even define shopping the same way. You have to understand my wife is in her late 70s and is a virtual dynamo at home. I swear she has more energy than any of my grandkids.

Until she goes shopping. Inside of a store, she moves at super slow motion and picks up every item in the store at least once and looks it over carefully before either putting it back on the shelf or putting it in the cart.

I recommend separate shopping trips and practice what I preach. Usually. ;D

Remmy

PS: Don't even get me started on how nice she is. This afternoon she spent 27 minutes talking to a complete stranger about the merits of... something they were both looking at. And yes, I timed it. That is not an exaggeration.



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Reply #673 on: June 29, 2019, 05:02:56 PM
In Hawaii I once went dress shopping with my wife (almost a year before marriage).  The dress was for a luau.  7 hours and at least 20 stores later, she still hadn’t found one she liked.

Did I mention we were in Hawaii?  We were standing in dress shops for hours, in Hawaii.

The next day I refused to do that again, so she went with her sister and momma for longer and probably more stores (with my credit card).  I went to the beach and later drank lots of alcohol.

She finally did buy a dress.  The luau was canceled due to weather.



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Reply #674 on: June 29, 2019, 05:06:38 PM
I don't like to shop, but then again, I don't like money.  All of my clothes are at least 5 years old, except for gifts from John (And all of those are things I can't really wear out in Waco.)



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Reply #675 on: June 29, 2019, 05:16:47 PM
I learned how stingy I am with my daughter.  :roll:

She's going on a camping trip with her dad and his family.

I tried to nudge her into not going because I'm selfish with her.  :roll:



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Reply #676 on: June 29, 2019, 07:59:37 PM
I don't like to shop, but then again, I don't like money.  All of my clothes are at least 5 years old, except for gifts from John (And all of those are things I can't really wear out in Waco.)


Well you could, and it would certainly cause an interesting stir, but there might be consequences.

You don’t like money?  How about the necessities you can get with money?



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Reply #677 on: June 29, 2019, 08:16:58 PM
How about the necessities you can get with money?

I'd rather get what I need.  Without the middleman being required. 



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Reply #678 on: July 02, 2019, 10:47:59 PM



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Reply #679 on: July 04, 2019, 06:30:21 PM