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Reply #600 on: May 08, 2019, 12:25:02 AM
Who would have thought?

Although the most common (and comfortable) toilet tool was the sponge on a stick (the tersorium) ceramic materials were used by those we think of as Greek - in the form of pessoi: rounded, concave pieces of baked clay.

Ouch


So THAT'S the origin of the Three Seashells!  Huh.  Who knew?


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Reply #601 on: May 08, 2019, 12:30:27 AM



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Reply #602 on: May 08, 2019, 06:39:55 AM
So THAT'S the origin of the Three Seashells!  Huh.  Who knew?

I did!



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Reply #603 on: May 15, 2019, 05:07:00 AM
Bellend.

My vocabulary expands.  Since I wouldn't use the words this translates to, I can see myself using this.   Mainly during driving.  Or under my breath in a meeting.

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Reply #604 on: May 15, 2019, 05:10:20 AM
I'm reminded yet again of the first test race for Abby Eaton on The Grand Tour.  (Amazon's successor of Top Gear with all the original cast, except for The Stig®.)  

It was a penis shaped track, in the snow, balls and all.  On one end, they had a brass bell to ring every lap.  Guess which end.

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Reply #605 on: May 15, 2019, 05:11:51 AM
Julie showing me the ropes of KB.

How to quote, how to PM, how to use emojis which I probably never will, how to use the italics, bold and other formatting.   I would have figured this all out eventually, but nice to have a teacher.






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Reply #606 on: May 15, 2019, 05:14:32 AM

It was a penis shaped track, in the snow, balls and all.


A penis, in the snow, balls and all.  Completely by accident.  He was just slipping on the cement. ;)


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Reply #608 on: May 16, 2019, 04:37:36 AM
Learned of "ankle biters" today. I was walking off the road to get pics of wild horses in T. Roosevelt Nat. Park. A lady told me to watch out for the "ankle biters".  "Huh?" I said.
She showed me low cactus hidden in a clump of grass. She got stabbed thru her shoe.

Sneaky cactus, hiding like that. I stayed un-stuck and got the horses, including a colt. Pics to follow when I get home

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #609 on: May 18, 2019, 03:12:14 AM
The real reason Thomas Jefferson owned a copy of the Quran~

When Thomas Jefferson saw there was no negotiating with Muslims, he formed what is now the Marines (seagoing soldiers). These Marines were attached to U. S. Merchant vessels. When the Muslims attacked U.S. merchant vessels they were repulsed by armed soldiers, but there is more.

The Marines followed the Muslims back to their villages and killed every man, woman, and child in the village.

It didn’t take long for the Muslims to leave U.S. Merchant vessels alone.

English and French merchant vessels started running up our flag when entering the Mediterranean to secure safe travel.

This is why the Marine Hymn contains the verse, “To the Shores of Tripoli ”.



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Reply #610 on: May 18, 2019, 03:38:27 AM
I can’t find a single statement in your comment that that is true.  It sounds like you are quoting a chain email that has been reviewed on line and declared false.

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/feb/11/chain-email/barbary-wars-did-us-declare-war-islam/



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Reply #611 on: May 18, 2019, 04:03:21 AM
And the Marines were never stationed on merchant ships.

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Reply #612 on: May 18, 2019, 04:13:39 AM
I can’t find a single statement in your comment that that is true.  It sounds like you are quoting a chain email that has been reviewed on line and declared false.

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/feb/11/chain-email/barbary-wars-did-us-declare-war-islam/

I know. I just wanted to see who'd bitch about it.

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Reply #613 on: May 18, 2019, 04:39:49 AM
Ok so what I learned for reals today is there's actually some good movies on YouTube free movies.

Who can resist masters of the universe?  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/movies?list_id=PLHPTxTxtC0ibVZrT2_WKWUl2SAxsKuKwx



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Reply #614 on: May 18, 2019, 12:24:23 PM
I can’t find a single statement in your comment that that is true.  It sounds like you are quoting a chain email that has been reviewed on line and declared false.

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/feb/11/chain-email/barbary-wars-did-us-declare-war-islam/

Actually, there are several parts that are essentially true, but didn't happen the way it is stated. Thomas Jefferson did in fact own a copy of the Quran according to Snopes.com and the continuation of that article does explain his war on muslims.


And the Marines were never stationed on merchant ships.

True. But Marines did march across the desert from Egypt to Tripoli. Make sure you click on 'Rest of article here' to read the whole story. It's rather interesting.

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Reply #615 on: May 18, 2019, 03:04:18 PM
Yes, they were engaged in The Mediterranean. And they were engaged in normal ship to ship actions and land based actions. This is where they established their repulsion.

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Reply #616 on: May 18, 2019, 07:01:26 PM
This is where they established their repulsion.

Reputation?  Just making sure I'm not reading this wrong.

The Marines being Stationed on ships, and being Attached to fleets are 2 different things.  The Marines in this war were Stationed on Naval escort ships, which were Attached to that merchant fleet.  As Escorts.

There's not a lot of hard Fact here as much as Perspective.  No, we weren't at war with Islam, but yes we did do some pretty sketchy shit to protect our capitalist interests in every war in the region since.  Honestly, Islam has fuckall to do it, and Saint Thomas of Monticello owned the Quran because he was a Scholar.  He also owned a bible he edited in his own hand, literally cutting and pasting to say what he wanted it to politically.  He also wrote back to the Danbury Baptist Association:

[To messers. Nehemiah Dodge, Ephraim Robbins, & Stephen S. Nelson, a committee of the Danbury Baptist association in the state of Connecticut.

Gentlemen

The affectionate sentiments of esteem and approbation which you are so good as to express towards me, on behalf of the Danbury Baptist association, give me the highest satisfaction. my duties dictate a faithful and zealous pursuit of the interests of my constituents, & in proportion as they are persuaded of my fidelity to those duties, the discharge of them becomes more and more pleasing.

Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between Church & State. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.

I reciprocate your kind prayers for the protection & blessing of the common father and creator of man, and tender you for yourselves & your religious association, assurances of my high respect & esteem.

Th Jefferson
Jan. 1. 1802.]

Fortunately, we don't have to speak for Jefferson, because he was an eloquent statesman with a vast library of his collected opinion.  No where did he say, in his own words that Islam is an evil that the world would better be rid of, and if he believed that, I would think he would have written it down somewhere.  That's the kinda guy he was.
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Reply #617 on: May 18, 2019, 07:53:55 PM
And I’m no expert on the Barbary Wars, but my recollection is the major battle of the First Barbary War involved only 8 Marines and about 450 mercenaries, primarily Greek and Muslim.  They routed the Ottomans at Derne in 1805.  “The shores of Tripoli.”

Since approximately half of those who fought for the Marines were Muslim, it can’t credibly be called a “War on Muslims.”  The Ottomans were Muslim also.
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Reply #618 on: May 18, 2019, 08:52:52 PM
Yes, Psi, their reputation as tough  and capable. They were few, they drove home their assaults repeatedly with cold steel. They established their reputation during the Barbary Wars.

WWI they captured public imagination, and the Banana Wars helped that romantic hard charging no-nonsense view of them.
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Reply #619 on: May 19, 2019, 01:28:14 AM
And I’m no expert on the Barbary Wars.

Oh no, me neither.  I actually did a lot more research into the Morean war, in that general are (And hundreds of years before.)  Sorry if that wasn't clear, but I also read as much of Jefferson's, and Franklin's writing as I could (It helps that I was born in Arlington.)  That was just a long time ago, so I needed a minute to check my facts.

All of this is easy to find information.  At least in America, it is.