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Reply #260 on: February 25, 2018, 01:22:25 PM
It's my own fault!



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Reply #261 on: March 08, 2018, 07:11:30 PM

The meaning of Piss Up a Rope.   I had to google it.

Piss Up A Rope. (idiomatic, slang, vulgar) To engage in futile or impossible activity. Alternately, a slightly more polite way of saying fuck off.


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Reply #262 on: March 09, 2018, 04:03:07 AM



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Reply #263 on: March 09, 2018, 08:14:07 AM
You can look at a pair of tights and they ladder!



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Reply #264 on: May 27, 2018, 10:51:23 PM

Huh.  Craigslist deleted all of the PERSONALS sections WORLDWIDE due to a new law in the US that makes website owners partially responsible for illegal actions in posts or content.  The only remnants of the CL personals left is MISSED CONNECTIONS and RANTS & RAVES, now moved under the COMMUNITY section.

The personals went down 2 months ago.  You can see I wasn't a regular viewer.




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edit 2:  I missed this thread:  http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=63361
« Last Edit: May 27, 2018, 11:32:14 PM by RopeFiend »

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Reply #265 on: May 31, 2018, 07:55:01 PM
I learned that Google knows what I want before I even start typing it.

Type Knoc... Googles top result is knocking on heavens door. Which was what I wanted.  :roll:

Type Pla... plane tickets top result. Which was what I needed.

Type Lon... London weather top result. Which was what I needed to know.


Type Dumb Blonde and it's top result is "YOU!"  :emot_laughing:

I rarely have to fully type anything, the fucking thing knows what I want. And that's fucking creepy.



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Reply #266 on: June 04, 2018, 08:37:11 PM
I learned people on twitter is a refuge for the dumbest fucking people on the planet. I already knew that, but it was just made all the more obvious today.



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Reply #267 on: June 05, 2018, 03:09:17 AM
I learned people on twitter is a refuge for the dumbest fucking people on the planet. I already knew that, but it was just made all the more obvious today.
Well, Trump is a frequent and enthusiastic contributor.

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Reply #268 on: June 05, 2018, 03:04:56 PM

Huh.  Craigslist deleted all of the PERSONALS sections WORLDWIDE due to a new law in the US that makes website owners partially responsible for illegal actions in posts or content.  


Casualx, a Craigslist personals alternative, sees traffic spike



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Reply #269 on: August 25, 2018, 06:03:43 PM
I didn't learn it today (long time vegetarian), but the rest of you might not know the trick.  I'm teaching a 'newbie vegetarian' at work.  :D

Don't try to peel an avocado.  Depending on it's ripeness, it may come off in small chunks.  Instead, grab a soup spoon and insert it between the rind and the meat of the avocado.  A soup spoon has almost the perfect curvature to cut the meat out without leaving much behind.  Mine aren't curved quite as much as the photo below, but you get the idea.  A regular teaspoon or tablespoon doesn't work quite as well as a soup spoon as they're generally too shallow.


That soup spoon also works great on kiwi fruit.  Cut off about 1/4 to 1/3 inch of both ends of the kiwi, leaving around an inch to 1.5 inch flats, then slip the spoon in between the skin and the fruit.  Kiwis are a real bitch to peel if you don't do it like this.

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Reply #270 on: August 25, 2018, 07:35:58 PM
I learned my bank now has a security officer who escorts people who either cash or withdraw large amounts of money now.

I cashed a check for over six thousand dollars and I was escorted by a guard. And no one was concerned a snow white blonde carrying a baby Latina was gonna hold up the joint.  ;D


They never had a security guy before. And here I thought my bank was in a safe location.  :roll:



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Reply #271 on: August 28, 2018, 05:22:21 PM
I learned who Jody was.   Interesting, MSSlave, thank you for sharing.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=52988.msg515796#msg515796

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Reply #272 on: August 28, 2018, 05:57:46 PM
I learned who Jody was.   Interesting, MSSlave, thank you for sharing.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=52988.msg515796#msg515796

So glad I could please you, my lady. :D

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Reply #273 on: August 28, 2018, 11:54:47 PM
watching Deep Impact and when the woman searches for E.L.E she has to go through a website to find the answer, but when you put in E.L.E in google the top result is Extinction Level Event.

Internet was so primitive.



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Reply #274 on: September 05, 2018, 07:17:04 PM
Yesterday actually.....

Someone I didn't know sent me a PM and signed it with "Tia".

At the end of my follow up to that PM, I said, "Is Tia your real name?   So pretty.   I never had children but that name was on the short list if I had ever had a daughter."  

Well the original sender, who I discovered is a male, replied informing me "Tia" means Thanks In Advance.   :P

Is that just a thing that came up since texting became a thing?

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Reply #275 on: September 05, 2018, 08:07:22 PM
Yesterday actually.....

Someone I didn't know sent me a PM and signed it with "Tia".

At the end of my follow up to that PM, I said, "Is Tia your real name?   So pretty.   I never had children but that name was on the short list if I had ever had a daughter."  

Well the original sender, who I discovered is a male, replied informing me "Tia" means Thanks In Advance.   :P

Is that just a thing that came up since texting became a thing?

I guess.  :emot_shrug:



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Reply #276 on: September 05, 2018, 09:16:20 PM
My triggering at the subject of Father-Daughter incest has escalated to the point that I can't shut up.



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Reply #277 on: September 06, 2018, 01:29:40 PM
Yesterday actually.....

Someone I didn't know sent me a PM and signed it with "Tia".

At the end of my follow up to that PM, I said, "Is Tia your real name?   So pretty.   I never had children but that name was on the short list if I had ever had a daughter."  

Well the original sender, who I discovered is a male, replied informing me "Tia" means Thanks In Advance.   :P

Is that just a thing that came up since texting became a thing?

Yes but usually they are all caps. TIA, IKR, SMH, BAE, BRB, AFK, EOM, ROTFL, LMAO, LMFAO etc.

Teens and children have almost a complete separate language, such as PIR (Parent in room).

Sometimes I can figure out an acronym if I think about it long enough, but if not I text my granddaughter, who hasn't failed me yet.

I just don't ask her about any that have an F in them. For those I either use urbandictionary.com or type acronym: ROTFL into a search engine, but not the G one. The G one is...never mind. That's off topic.

HTH,
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Reply #278 on: September 06, 2018, 03:02:29 PM

HTH,
Remmy


HTH?   Let me guess.   Highway to hell?   Doesn't really fit there.
Heart to Heart?   How the heck?  

Ahhh, got it....

Hotter than hell.

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Reply #279 on: September 06, 2018, 03:08:11 PM
    Oooooooo! Jules.  Is HTH!

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