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Offline purpleshoes

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Reply #1920 on: October 27, 2021, 12:15:06 PM
So, tell us what you bowled last week.

Oh wait, you already did.

Dang, I really need to read the whole post before replying.  :facepalm:


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Reply #1921 on: October 28, 2021, 03:43:20 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 26, 2021, 07:44:46 PM
hahaha  I love this!

By the way, ask me what I bowled last week?  257 in game 2,  642 series.

MJ's bowling team.. ;D ;D


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Reply #1922 on: October 28, 2021, 06:27:22 PM

Puh-lease.

We don't wear house shoes.

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Reply #1923 on: October 28, 2021, 06:44:24 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 28, 2021, 06:27:22 PM

Puh-lease.

We don't wear house shoes.

Me bad. Anyone who bowls a 257 game never plays with the alley's balls or wears their shoes..  ;D ;D

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Reply #1924 on: October 28, 2021, 07:17:13 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 28, 2021, 03:43:20 PM

MJ's bowling team.. ;D ;D




MJ's bowling team...in 1978....





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Reply #1925 on: October 28, 2021, 09:11:07 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #1926 on: October 29, 2021, 12:08:07 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 28, 2021, 07:17:13 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 28, 2021, 03:43:20 PM

MJ's bowling team.. ;D ;D




MJ's bowling team...in 1978....



Um... MJ was born in 1974. I'm sure she was a precocious (not to mention precious) little thing, but bowling at age 4?

Back on topic. I learned that George Clooney was NOT in the mega hit movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes as reported on Instagram (or somewhere). At least if he was, it was under another name.

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Reply #1927 on: October 29, 2021, 02:21:31 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on October 29, 2021, 12:08:07 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 28, 2021, 07:17:13 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 28, 2021, 03:43:20 PM

MJ's bowling team.. ;D ;D




MJ's bowling team...in 1978....



Um... MJ was born in 1974. I'm sure she was a precocious (not to mention precious) little thing, but bowling at age 4?


I'm well aware of MJ's age. She is sooooo much older than I am.

I was referring to the women's haircuts...






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Reply #1928 on: October 29, 2021, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 29, 2021, 02:21:31 PM


I'm well aware of MJ's age. She is sooooo much older than I am.




Today I Learned that MissBarb....
*whoa whoa whoa! check yourself Jules, check youself! Take a deep breath now girl. Think about what you are about to do here.  Reset yourself. Take a step back*

(takes deep breath)

Love you Barb!
Just to clarify, I'm just a lil bit older than you.  Just a tiny smidge.


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Reply #1929 on: October 29, 2021, 03:17:55 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2021, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 29, 2021, 02:21:31 PM

I'm well aware of MJ's age. She is sooooo much older than I am.


Today I Learned that MissBarb....


...is practically young enough to be your daughter...





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Reply #1930 on: October 29, 2021, 03:22:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 29, 2021, 03:17:55 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2021, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 29, 2021, 02:21:31 PM

I'm well aware of MJ's age. She is sooooo much older than I am.


Today I Learned that MissBarb....


...is practically young enough to be your daughter...





OMG!

hahaha

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Reply #1931 on: October 29, 2021, 03:41:01 PM

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1932 on: October 29, 2021, 04:11:00 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 29, 2021, 03:41:01 PM

 :emot_laughing:

I know, Right!  hahaha

I'm like all of these right now...

 







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Reply #1933 on: October 29, 2021, 04:20:52 PM

Whoa...Whoa!!!! Take it from the old man of KB.

Once you get another decade or two behind you...age don't mean s**t!

Yep, I'm feeling my age today.

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Reply #1934 on: October 29, 2021, 06:06:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2021, 03:22:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 29, 2021, 03:17:55 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2021, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on October 29, 2021, 02:21:31 PM

I'm well aware of MJ's age. She is sooooo much older than I am.


Today I Learned that MissBarb....


 ...is practically young enough to be your daughter...


OMG!

hahaha


For the record, that would be a biological impossibility, since we're only 4 or 5 years apart in age.









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Reply #1935 on: October 29, 2021, 06:25:34 PM
Jules, I think MissB just wanted to bait you into a lil wrestling match

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Reply #1936 on: October 29, 2021, 06:32:03 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on October 29, 2021, 06:25:34 PM
Jules, I think MissB just wanted to bait you into a lil wrestling match

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

Is jello involved? I'm game.

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Reply #1937 on: October 30, 2021, 12:37:21 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2021, 06:32:03 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on October 29, 2021, 06:25:34 PM

Jules, I think MissB just wanted to bait you into a lil wrestling match

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


Is jello involved? I'm game.


Actually, topless bikini jello wrestling is toward the top of my sexual bucket list.

Let me know when and where, and I'll be there!





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Reply #1938 on: October 31, 2021, 04:33:20 PM
That the g spot was named after Dr Ernst Grafenberg, who specialized in gynecology.

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Reply #1939 on: November 01, 2021, 05:56:55 PM
When you read a line in a book that says, "His heart was heavy as a stone." That's a true statement.

That's how I felt as we drove Angel, our kitty, to the Vet a final time.  :'(

Pets leave paw prints on our hearts. The joy is 14 wonderful years with her... even though the end times.

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