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Reply #1680 on: February 21, 2021, 03:45:19 PM
That the co-owner of the Negro baseball team, the Newark Eagles, Effa Manley, is the only woman inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY. She was inducted in 2006.

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Reply #1681 on: February 22, 2021, 01:48:30 AM
You shape a cowboy hat using a steaming teapot holding the hat upside down and steaming the brim you want to shape.  It’s about time for a 4 year old hat.



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Reply #1682 on: February 26, 2021, 03:49:39 PM
That Chicago is rated as the most corrupt city in the United States and Illinois the third most corrupt state in the United States. Goes to show that one party in power for ages does not bode well for the people.  Then of course, it is the apathy of the voters who keeps corruption flourishing.

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Reply #1683 on: February 26, 2021, 03:57:37 PM
That's not much of a surprise. I'd have to guess New Orleans is a close second. The Katrina debacle of poor response was due to local officials. Louisiana should be at the top for corruption. A culture that's persisted since Huey Long.

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Reply #1684 on: February 26, 2021, 04:28:02 PM
I'd have guessed Las Vegas to be number one.  Perhaps I watch too much tv though... I watched Danny Ocean (the George Clooney one, because I'm not THAT old yet) rob a casino yesterday.



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Reply #1685 on: February 26, 2021, 05:09:23 PM

That Mr. Potato Head no longer requires you to provide the potato.  When did that start?

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Reply #1686 on: February 26, 2021, 05:16:51 PM

That Mr. Potato Head no longer requires you to provide the potato.  When did that start?

Back in the mid 1960's I had a potato head doll. I broke it in record time.



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Reply #1687 on: February 26, 2021, 05:51:32 PM

That Mr. Potato Head no longer requires you to provide the potato.  When did that start?

Back in the mid 1960's I had a potato head doll. I broke it in record time.


According to Hasbro's web site, the original Mr. Potato Head, introduced in 1952, included only the body parts, and you stuck them to a real potato (or some other fruit or vegetable). However, in 1964, Hasbro introduced the plastic potato as a part of the kit, chiefly after too many parents complained about their kids playing with rotting vegetables.





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Reply #1688 on: February 26, 2021, 07:39:36 PM

That Mr. Potato Head no longer requires you to provide the potato.  When did that start?

It is no longer called Mr or Mrs Potato Head. On the box, it will only be labelled as Potato Head. Inside the box, though, will be Mr and Mrs Potato Head parts.

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Reply #1689 on: March 04, 2021, 03:20:34 AM
That sweet chili sauce everyone is serving these days with seafood, wings and spring rolls is Chinese sweet and sour sauce mixed with a Chinese chili paste called Sambol Oelek.  I ran out of the former and mixed the later two, and right on the money.



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Reply #1690 on: March 09, 2021, 05:58:33 PM
I learned that the LA TIMES writer doesn't know d*ck about GS cookies.

Samoas have coconut in them.  Tagalongs have chocolate and peanut butter in them.  Has he ever tried a frozen Tagalong?  Obv not

He actually gets a paycheck for this rubbish? 

Now that I think about it, I should have posted this in Joke Of The Day.

https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2021-02-24/girl-scout-cookie-power-rankings


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Reply #1691 on: March 09, 2021, 06:22:57 PM
What an idiot.  Bet he doesnt even realize that tagalongs have chocolate and peanut butter patties has vanilla... complete lunacy  :facepalm:



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Reply #1692 on: March 09, 2021, 07:51:13 PM

That the French for swingers club is éxchangiste


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Reply #1693 on: March 10, 2021, 06:24:41 PM

I rarely talk about my personal life on KB, and that's chiefly because I don't like talking about my personal life.

But I want to talk about my Mom.

She's 78 and about four months ago she was diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease. She's still as spry and active as she was 20 years ago, and the doctor said it has been coming on for about 10 years, and, like many people with this terrible condition, she has hidden it from us as things have progressed.

I wasn't exactly surprised by the diagnosis, since I could tell her memory was slipping for a couple of years. I simply chalked it up to her growing older. At this point, she's around the 60% mark. She remembers everyone and remembers events, but she can't remember recent details. For example, I call her about twice a week, and the other day when she picked up the phone she said, "Barbara, we haven't spoken in ages." We had talked about three days previously.

I'm blessed by the fact that two of my brothers live about a mile from where she lives, which is the house they bought in the early 1970s and where we all grew up. One has two daughters, and the other has two sons, and they, my sisters-in-law, and the nieces and nephews all come over very frequently yo help her out.

Okay, as long as I'm being self-revelatory, I should mention that my Dad died the day after Christmas. While the official cause of death was COVID-19, he had been in poor health for a couple of years, and he had been steadily declining. Even if he hadn't contracted the virus, he likely wouldn't have lived beyond another 4-6 months at most.

I've been close to both my Mom and Dad throughout my life. My were parents were an "opposites attract" couple. My Dad was a calm, low-key guy. He was always around, and always willing to help us or anyone else with a smile. My Mom, on the other hand, was an extremely outgoing and active person. She has, without exaggeration, about 100 close friends, and she's very funny, and a great listener.

When I flew back to attend my Dad's funeral (they didn't have a wake because COVID restrictions at the time didn't allow it), and it was hard to tell how much my Mom understood what was going on, and how she was accepting and grieving. At the funeral Mass, she burst into uncontrollable sobbing when they played "Amazing Grace" (and I totally lost it, too), but at the cemetery (they held the "graveside service" indoors since it was about 20 degrees and several inches of snow had fallen the night before), she was very stoic. Since my Dad served in the Army, they had several officers there, and they played "Taps" and did the flag-folding thing. I totally lost it again, and I was glad I didn't wear mascara). But my Mom just sat their smiling.

Meanwhile, we still talk about twice a week, and in a strange way, we never run out of things to talk about, since with her weakened short-term memory, our conversations go in circles (how are you, how's work, how are your friends, what's the weather been like, and then back to how are you, etc.

Okay, now I'm going to quickly post this before I change my mind...




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Reply #1694 on: March 10, 2021, 08:03:00 PM
Thanks for sharing Barb. It's a terrible ordeal for families to go through. I think there's a lot of us older people who worry more about alzheimer's or dementia than dying.

This is so much harder on families than the person involved. Stay close to your brothers.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1695 on: March 10, 2021, 08:11:02 PM
Sorry to hear that MissBarbara, and I think it took courage to post. I can't imagine what it's like to have a loved one with Alzheimer's.



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Reply #1696 on: March 10, 2021, 09:54:49 PM


Okay, now I'm going to quickly post this before I change my mind...



Love and prayers to you and your family Barbara.  Memory eternal of your dad.



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Reply #1697 on: March 10, 2021, 11:13:59 PM

I rarely talk about my personal life on KB,



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Reply #1698 on: March 11, 2021, 01:10:42 PM


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Reply #1699 on: March 13, 2021, 12:15:03 PM
Why did people extend their pinky finger when sipping tea?  Syphillis perhaps?


https://www.interesly.com/bizarre-origins-extending-pinky-finger/