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Reply #1660 on: January 05, 2021, 08:56:49 PM

I learned that today is national bird day.  I immediately thought of our resident bird photographer

Not me?  8)

Not with that avatar.  :emot_laughing:

The santa/prostitute talk was making me think of you in those tight little undies and dance moves  Watcher the gigilo eagle
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First time I ever saw gigilo and Watcher linked together. Would you prefer I do the dance moves without those tighty whities?  WOO for making me laugh.

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Reply #1661 on: January 09, 2021, 04:18:33 PM
That the toxic ingredient found in Teflon can be found in almost every living creature, man or animal. Though in supposedly safe numbers, since the EPA has pretty much left the regulation of these chemicals to the Chemical companies, higher levels are found in chemical workers and people living around chemical plants.

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Reply #1662 on: January 17, 2021, 07:35:51 PM

This was broadcast on UK TV last night.  The journalist claimed they were the only news team able to enter the Capitol during the insurrection. Viewers outside the USA may need to use a VPN to access it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJiSmVktty4

After searching for the above on YouTube it suggested I watch Obama's last speech at the White House Press dinner ( Apart from it being very entertaining, despite a lot going  over my head, I was surprised to see that Helen Mirren was sitting next to Joe Biden.  I learnt that JB can't be as decrepit as his detractors paint him if he can pull a babe like our Helen.  ;D


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Reply #1663 on: January 21, 2021, 12:05:10 PM

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Reply #1664 on: January 21, 2021, 04:30:42 PM


I'll forever have a new out look when ever I see a water tower from now on.


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Reply #1665 on: January 22, 2021, 04:07:13 PM

That yesterday I (and everybody else that abides by the Gregorian calendar) lived through the 21st second of the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. 
I was watching a very interesting TV documentary at the time and didn't notice  :(




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Reply #1666 on: January 22, 2021, 04:48:56 PM
Again, I missed a major event. I think that's the 21st time that's happened to me. :facepalm:

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Reply #1667 on: January 22, 2021, 09:10:59 PM
Interesting fact, Obi.  Since it was the 21st hour and I had taken pain meds, I was probably in some altered state between reality and dream land. Thinking of some hot, sexy blonde.... 8)

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Reply #1668 on: January 23, 2021, 05:55:53 AM
Interesting fact, Obi.  Since it was the 21st hour and I had taken pain meds, I was probably in some altered state between reality and dream land. Thinking of some hot, sexy blonde.... 8)

Was she 21 years old?


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Reply #1669 on: January 29, 2021, 06:17:04 PM
The common murre is a big sea bird found, among other places, on an island off the coast of Sweden.. During this pandemic, biologists are studying the effect of less or no tourism on these islands. They have found that, on these islands, the sudden absence of tourists has set off a surprising chain reaction that has wreaked havoc on the colony of common murres, diminishing its population of newborn birds. 

The murres aren't the only birds in the area. There are also white tailed eagles. But they don't like to be around people.  With the people gone, though, the eagles have become emboldened, and their continued presence, swooping around the island all the time, has thrown the murres off their egg rearing.

Swedish eagles? Who knew?   8)

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Reply #1670 on: February 05, 2021, 01:45:53 PM
Today is national "work naked" day and "shower with a friend" day.

Think I'm going to get a pay raise today  8)



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Reply #1671 on: February 05, 2021, 01:52:44 PM
Talked to cats about taking a trip to Wisconsin to watch Shiela work naked. Got two paws down on that idea. :facepalm:

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Reply #1672 on: February 05, 2021, 04:09:53 PM
Talked to cats about taking a trip to Wisconsin to watch Shiela work naked. Got two paws down on that idea. :facepalm:

What was their reaction to your plan to shower with her?


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Reply #1673 on: February 05, 2021, 04:36:51 PM
Shower a definite non starter. Guess I'd give 'em some catnip then help wash Shiela's back.  ;D

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Reply #1674 on: February 05, 2021, 04:46:22 PM
There will be only one wet kitty in my showers  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1675 on: February 05, 2021, 07:04:01 PM
msslave does U-turn...heads back to Minnesota... dejected. :(

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Reply #1676 on: February 05, 2021, 07:44:46 PM
If I turn my smart phone sideways, it opens up a whole New World on the board, including the thumbs up and thumbs down symbols for wooing people.
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Reply #1677 on: February 05, 2021, 08:05:08 PM
A Woo for you for getting on board  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1678 on: February 07, 2021, 07:39:15 PM

The existance of yet another vicious creature in Australia. The terrifying drop bear (Thylarctos Plummetus)

TV Reporter has to wear protective gear to handle one


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Reply #1679 on: February 08, 2021, 11:42:40 PM
That Bob Saget does the voice over in How I Met Your Mother