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Reply #1200 on: May 18, 2020, 06:06:01 PM
If you have the caps lock on and posting an image here, it will completely mess with the size of said image :emot_weird:
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Reply #1201 on: May 18, 2020, 06:08:01 PM
If you have the cops lock on and posting an image here, it will completely mess with the size of said image :emot_weird:

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Reply #1202 on: May 18, 2020, 06:31:00 PM
If you have the cops lock on and posting an image here, it will completely mess with the size of said image :emot_weird:

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I do all my images at width=500,  but when I did   all caps,  the image turned out massive



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Reply #1203 on: May 20, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
While watching yesterday with the little ones a virtual tour of the San Diego Zoo, I learned that camels originated in the western United States and migrated via the Bering land bridge to Asia, the Middle East and Africa.

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Reply #1204 on: May 20, 2020, 07:40:08 PM
While watching yesterday with the little ones a virtual tour of the San Diego Zoo, I learned that camels originated in the western United States and migrated via the Bering land bridge to Asia, the Middle East and Africa.

United States Camel Corps. The United States Camel Corps was a mid-19th-century experiment by the United States Army in using camels as pack animals in the Southwestern United States. While the camels proved to be hardy and well suited to travel through the region, the Army declined to adopt them for military use.



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Reply #1205 on: May 21, 2020, 03:22:49 AM
That is what I had always believed how camels first came to the United States. Brought in from overseas to form an experimental Army unit. Then to find out that camels originated here.

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Reply #1206 on: May 21, 2020, 04:52:01 PM
From Wikipedia

Evolution

The earliest known camel, called Protylopus, lived in North America 40 to 50 million years ago (during the Eocene).[20] It was about the size of a rabbit and lived in the open woodlands of what is now South Dakota.[65][66] By 35 million years ago, the Poebrotherium was the size of a goat and had many more traits similar to camels and llamas.[67][68] The hoofed Stenomylus, which walked on the tips of its toes, also existed around this time, and the long-necked Aepycamelus evolved in the Miocene.[69]

The direct ancestor of all modern camels, Paracamelus, existed in the upper Miocene to Middle Pleistocene.[70][71] Around 3–5 million years ago, the North American Camelidae spread to South America as part of the Great American Interchange via the newly formed Isthmus of Panama, where they gave rise to guanacos and related animals, and to Asia via the Bering land bridge.[20][65][66] Surprising finds of fossil Paracamelus on Ellesmere Island beginning in 2006 in the high Canadian Arctic indicate the dromedary is descended from a larger, boreal browser whose hump may have evolved as an adaptation in a cold climate.[72][73] This creature is estimated to have stood around nine feet (2.7 metres) tall.[74]

The last camel native to North America was Camelops hesternus, which vanished along with horses, short-faced bears, mammoths and mastodons, ground sloths, sabertooth cats, and many other megafauna, coinciding with the migration of humans from Asia.[75][76]


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Reply #1207 on: May 22, 2020, 07:41:12 PM

I always thought the 80s song "99 Luftballons" was a happy, whimsical song about children playing and pretty balloons floating in the air.

I couldn't have been more wrong!

I heard it this morning, and some of the lyrics stood out. So I googled it, and it's actually a very hardcore condemnation of the Cold War and the nuclear arms race. The lyrics describe the Cold War going "hot," with the U.S. and U.S.S.R. firing nuclear missiles at each other and killing everyone on the planet.

Here are some of the lyrics:

Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message "something's out there!"

Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky

Ninety-nine decision street
Ninety-nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war
The president is on the line

Ninety-nine knights of the air
Ride super high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a super hero
Everyone's a captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky

It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go






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Reply #1208 on: May 22, 2020, 07:56:03 PM

I always thought the 80s song "99 Luftballons" was a happy, whimsical song about children playing and pretty balloons floating in the air.

I couldn't have been more wrong!

I heard it this morning, and some of the lyrics stood out. So I googled it, and it's actually a very hardcore condemnation of the Cold War and the nuclear arms race. The lyrics describe the Cold War going "hot," with the U.S. and U.S.S.R. firing nuclear missiles at each other and killing everyone on the planet.

Here are some of the lyrics:

Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message "something's out there!"

Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky

Ninety-nine decision street
Ninety-nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war
The president is on the line

Ninety-nine knights of the air
Ride super high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a super hero
Everyone's a captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky

It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go






Uh, yeah, CJ always knew it was about nuclear war.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1209 on: May 29, 2020, 09:00:57 PM
So I drove to the convenience store and took a drink of a carbonated beverage, put my mask on and got out. As I walked to the door I burped.  It escaped my mask upwards past my nose and into my eyes and burned.

As my friend said, I temporarily blinded myself in a very ladylike manner  :facepalm:
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Reply #1210 on: May 29, 2020, 09:33:53 PM
I learned Shiela is gross.  ;D



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Reply #1211 on: May 29, 2020, 09:35:31 PM
I learned Shiela is gross.  ;D
Yeah, but in a sexy way. At least she didn't send us a selfie of it. :facepalm:

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Reply #1213 on: May 31, 2020, 02:53:39 PM
So I drove to the convenience store and took a drink of a carbonated beverage, put my mask on and got out. As I walked to the door I burped.  It escaped my mask upwards past my nose and into my eyes and burned.

As my friend said, I temporarily blinded myself in a very ladylike manner  :facepalm:

Could have been worse. You could have let go of a loud fart.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1214 on: May 31, 2020, 03:23:52 PM
So I drove to the convenience store and took a drink of a carbonated beverage, put my mask on and got out. As I walked to the door I burped.  It escaped my mask upwards past my nose and into my eyes and burned.

As my friend said, I temporarily blinded myself in a very ladylike manner  :facepalm:

Could have been worse. You could have let go of a loud fart.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1215 on: May 31, 2020, 04:03:00 PM
So I drove to the convenience store and took a drink of a carbonated beverage, put my mask on and got out. As I walked to the door I burped.  It escaped my mask upwards past my nose and into my eyes and burned.

As my friend said, I temporarily blinded myself in a very ladylike manner  :facepalm:

Could have been worse. You could have let go of a loud fart.  ;D ;D

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And just think love, if we were an item you'd get to experience that first hand.  :emot_kiss:




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Reply #1216 on: May 31, 2020, 06:07:56 PM
So I drove to the convenience store and took a drink of a carbonated beverage, put my mask on and got out. As I walked to the door I burped.  It escaped my mask upwards past my nose and into my eyes and burned.

As my friend said, I temporarily blinded myself in a very ladylike manner  :facepalm:

Could have been worse. You could have let go of a loud fart.  ;D ;D

 :emot_weird:

And just think love, if we were an item you'd get to experience that first hand.  :emot_kiss:


You've already turned me off with the rampant belching, sweetie.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1217 on: June 01, 2020, 07:16:21 PM

In the late sixties I was preoccupied with chasing (mostly unsuccesfully) girls rather than watching TV so I never saw the original Star Trek (never bothered to watch the sequels either).  I have recently watched some early episodes and learnt two things from IMDB.

Firstly, Leonard Nimoy was the only actor in the pilot that was retained for the main series yet studio executives wanted the "pointy eared character" to be removed after viewing the pilot.

Secondly, the BBC did not show four of the early episodes until the 1990s because they "dealt with the subject matter of madness, torture, sadism and disease".

Who woulda thought it!


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Reply #1218 on: June 04, 2020, 03:48:01 PM
Doing the crossword this morning, a clue asked for a 4 letter word for "breed". My brain went right to "That Word" instantly and would not budge from there. (Ended up being "sort", kind lame).

What I learned was how warped and perverted my brain has become after 8 years and 4000 posts.  And...I like it. ;D

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Reply #1219 on: June 04, 2020, 05:14:45 PM
There are 4,700 species of frogs, and only one makes a "ribbit" sound. But we associate it with all frogs, because the frog that "ribbits" is native to California, so it's the one that sound engineers originally recorded for movies.