CJ and KitKats super horny ghost adventure! (parody, ScFi)

[KitKat]

KK can't do it, she doesn't have loose morals. She won't even fool around in the Moderators Hot Tub.

I know I'm a good girl, but sometimes I enjoy being bad. 

[KitKat]

Then just do it, and she won't hear a thing from me.

Maybe there's a third member of the team who comes to the rescue... and takes one for the team.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[KitKat]

Oh no, I have to save GG.

[ChirpingGirl]

Gemini mumbles under the duct tape covering his mouth.

"Quiet you!" The old man Incubus smacks Gemini.

"We have to stop him before he takes over a new body." KitKat said.

KitKat bluntly says it.

"One of us has to suck his dick."

"You're right, one of us does. Remind me again why one of us has to."

"The book says the way to remove the incubus is to give the man it inhabits a blow job. But only a woman of loose morals can do it. In other words you have to be a huge fucking whore or it won't work. Only such a whore has the power to remove the demon by doing what a whore does best... sucking cock."

CJ doesn't get it.

"That doesn't make any sense."

"No one said this had to make sense."

"Good because it doesn't. It's almost as if someone who has nothing better to do was in control of this."

"So which one of us is a bigger whore?" KitKat asked.

"You're like way older than me, so it's definitely you. But then again I did earn my $200 a week allowance by..."

"That's not being a whore, that's being a victim."

"That's not what I was told."

"One of us has to do this." KitKat said.

They both thought about what to do next.

To be continued.

[ChirpingGirl]

"I got it! Let's play rock paper scissors. it's the only fair way." CJ said.

KitKat agreed.

"Alright, that's fair. On three. One. Two..."

They prepare to throw a rock a paper or a scissor.

"Three!" KitKat said as the threw a rock.

CJ threw her gun.

"Yeah, I'm not doin' it."

"Fuck! Wait, rock smashes gun!"

KitKat smacks the gun out of CJ's hand with her "rock".

"Hah!" KitKat screamed.

During all this childish nonsense, the old man Incubus sticks his mouth onto Gemini's and transfers himself into his new body. The old man falls to the floor. The new GemIncubus floats up from the altar.

"Power! Unlimited power!"

The spirits of the dead hookers bow before GemIncubus.

"You're feeble attempt to stop me has feebly failed!"

"It's your." CJ said.

"What?"

'You fucked up you're. It's your feeble attempt not you're."

"Oh goody a your and you're Nazi."

"Learn the fucking difference! It's not that hard!"

"Well guess who just screwed themselves out of being my new queen until I got sick of you. Farewell, Ghost Buster!"

"I told you we're not Ghost Bus..." KitKat tried to say.

GemIncubus fires lighting out of his hands at CJ and knocks her out of the room. GemIncubus laughs an evil laugh as he uses his paranormal powers to lift KitKat up in the air and bring her to him.

"Conglaturations, you shall be my new queen!"

"It's congratulations!" KitKat corrected him.

"Oh for fucks sake! And here I thought she was the annoying one."

To be continued.

[herschel]

waytago GG!! now your/you're/yore in charge!

[msslave]

Have fun while you can GG.  It won't be long before CJ smites you.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ dusted herself off as she approached her car.

"Evil demons shooting lighting out of their hands... fuck outta her with that. I'm goin' home."

CJ opened the gull wing door of her Delorean but the spirit of the gutted hooker stopped her.

"You can't leave." The spirit said.

"Oh yeah? Fuckin' watch me."

"Your friend will be lost forever to the Incubus if you don't save her."

"First, she's not my friend. Second, I made her take out a life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary. Well, she signed it when she was drunk, but it's still legal. Third, I fuckin' don't care. Bye."

"I failed to stop the Incubus. You must succeed where I failed or one day it will conquer the world."

"Oh no! An evil demon wants to rule over us! That's never, ever happened before."

"You don't have to be such a bitch you know."

"Yeah, I'll work on it while I rest my head in between some big Asian titties."

"There may be another way to rescue your friend and defeat the Incubus. You must seek the biggest whore of us all. I will take you to her."

To be continued.

[msslave]

And the biggest whore of all is...

I sit here waiting for the big reveal.

[KitKat]

You're not my friend? 

[ChirpingGirl]

I'm your bestest friend ever! 

Don't worry. Everything will work out.

[KitKat]

I have to say, I really have enjoyed your story. It's very funny and entertaining.

[ChirpingGirl]

The spirit took CJ back to the basement, then lower than the basement. Here is where the biggest whore is.

"Any man needed only a few coins in his pocket for this whore."

CJ removes a blanket from the "biggest whore".

"You have literally got to be shitting me."

KitKat is dressed in a sexy white nightgown and laid down an alter. Candles are lit all around her and the song Let's Ride: Chingy ft. Fatman Scoop is playing on an iPod.

"Ok, there's something very rapey about all this."

GemIncubus, wearing a sexy speedo, approaches KitKat. His lame ass dancing to the song is meant to impress her, but he has absolutely no rhythm.

"Now, my queen, let us git our freak on!"

"You should know I'm happily married!"

"And if I cared that would be a problem for me."

"I'm definitely not a virgin!"

"I never said being a virgin was a requirement."

"Ah shit."

GemIncubus floats in the air, still dancing to the music and still looking fucking ridiculous.

CJ puts her Ghost Busters jump suit back on. Something is strapped to her back like a proton pack, but not a proton pack. She looks like a real ghost Buster now.

To be continued.

[herschel]

Oh GG, I hope you're wearing your anti-travesty vest tonight!

[KitKat]

  Love it!

[ChirpingGirl]

GemIncubus snaps his fingers and his sexy speedo flies off exposing his impressive, but hardly large package. KitKat is mildly impressed.

"Not bad. I guess."

"Not bad?"

GemIncubus snaps his fingers again and his cock grows by about 50 inches. KitKat is a little more impressed.

"Ok, that's a very useful power."

GemIncubus slowly lifts the nightgown up with his supernatural powers and sees that KitKat wasn't wearing any underwear.

"Oooh, I like a lady who goes commando." GemIncubus said very impressed.

Something else...

"But we're going to have to discuss mowing the lawn."

"I like the 70's look." KitKat said.

GemIncubus squirts an entire bottle of lube on KitKat.

"Awwww, that's very considerate of you."

"You won't be saying that when we visit the dark of the moon. Because that was the only bottle I had."

KitKat is no longer very excited.

"What!!!??"

Just before GemIncubus was about to slip it in, the doors to the room fly open. A bright light illuminates CJ from behind. She walks into the room looking like a bad ass Ghost Buster.

"Happy Independence day!" CJ said

KitKat and GemIncubus look at her like "the fuck?".

"You are like a buzzing fly!" GemIncubus said.

CJ approaches GemIncubus. What's strapped to her back is an old 30's era electrolux vacuum. "Bertha" is written on it's side. She pulls the hose with a long metal attachment.

"You do realize that's a vacuum cleaner and not a real proton pack, right?" GemIncubus asked.

"This is the biggest whore that ever worked in this place. A man with only a few pennies could stick his dick in this hose and get a suck job. And now I'm gonna use it to suck you off. I mean out!"

KitKat grabs GemIncubus's cock and throws it towards CJ. CJ turns the vacuum on and sticks the hose onto the tip. The incubus screams in pain as Bertha sucks him out of his host.

"Nooooooooooooooo!" The Incubus screams.

KitKat grabs onto Gemini's body to prevent the Incubus from trying to escape with it. Bertha nearly has the Incubus extracted through Gemini's cock.

"Noooooooooooo! Fuck you, Ghost Busterrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss!"

"I told you we're not Ghost Busters!" KitKat yelled.

The Incubus screams as it's sucked out of Gemini and into Bertha. CJ turns the vacuum off.

To be concluded.

[KitKat]

  Me with a 70's bush?!

[msslave]

Me with a 70's bush?!

I still love a thick bush....but, I'm old.  Ahhhh the '70s.

[KitKat]

Come on Chirpy. You gotta at least finish it.

[ChirpingGirl]

Yes, mistress.