CJ and KitKats super horny ghost adventure! (parody, ScFi)

[ChirpingGirl]

Don't worry. KitKat gets what's Cummins to her. 

[KitKat]

How dare you use me as a human shield.

[ChirpingGirl]

The property owner floats through the door and past CJ and KitKat. CJ moves KitKat to keep her as a shield.

"A free floating, spiritually possessed... old guy."

KitKat takes pictures with her phone.

"I like how you're struggling to come up with bullshit supernatural explanations."

KitKat goes to a page in the book.

"An incubus who inhabits the bodies of mortal men. The incubus is inside the old man!"

"Good for him! Case solved, let's go home!"

"There is a way to extract the incubus and destroy it."

CJ pulls the gun out of her jacket.

"Not that!"

KitKat finds the answer in the book.

"To extricate the demon from the possessed body, a woman of loose morals must fall to her knees and... and..."

"And what??"

To be continued.

[msslave]

So...who's going to her knees.  Shall we vote for KitKat or CJ?

What if they both "went down"?  It'd give the incubus and double whammy and rid the world of this evil.

[KitKat]

I'm pretty sure she's making me do it. 

[ChirpingGirl]

One of us has to do something.

 

And that something will be horrific.

If more people responded I'd start a poll: Me or KitKat. 

[KitKat]

You're terrible. 

[ChirpingGirl]

 

[KitKat]

I think you're getting pleasure out of torturing me. First you use me as a human shield, now your going to make this nasty man attack me. Damn woman!

[ChirpingGirl]

I think you're getting pleasure out if torturing me. First you use me as a human shield, now your going to make this nasty man attack me. Damn woman!

 

[Brittanyishere]

I think you're getting pleasure out if torturing me. First you use me as a human shield, now your going to make this nasty man attack me. Damn woman!

I don't think anyone is buying you not enjoying it 

[ChirpingGirl]

Of course she is.

[KitKat]

 

Just remember. I know how to write too CJ.

[ChirpingGirl]

Just remember. I know how to write too CJ.

Yeah but I don't care what you do to me. 

[KitKat]

Awesome!!

[ChirpingGirl]

"Oh dear." KitKat said.

"Oh dear what?"

"So, how good are you at blow jobs?"

CJ foolishly showed her pride.

"My record is just under ten seconds."

"Really? Do me a favor and get on your knees."

CJ started to do so, then realizes what KitKat wants her to do.

"No!"

"It says here a woman of loose morals. You've got just about the loosest morals of anyone I've ever met, and you just said you can get the job done in ten seconds."

"I'm not doin' that!"

"I can't do it."

"Why in the fuck not?"

"I'm married!"

"So am I!"

"But that's to a woman, it doesn't count!"

"Doesn't count!??"

The old man floated into a very large room that had been transformed into a ceremonial hall. The spirits of the murdered hookers were waiting for him. CJ and KitKat followed.

To be continued.


Sorry these are short, the baby won't nap today.  

[KitKat]

  Hilarious!!

[KitKat]

And just for the record, I would never say that your marriage doesn't count. I'm so totally for gay marriage.

[ChirpingGirl]

And just for the record, I would never say that your marriage doesn't count. I so totally for gay marriage.

Good.

We're not lesbians though. 

[KitKat]

Okay, whatever you say.