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CJ and KitKats super horny ghost adventure! (parody, ScFi)

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KitKat

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Reply #20 on: January 31, 2017, 08:10:04 PM
Where are ya Chirpy?  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #21 on: January 31, 2017, 08:31:32 PM
Quote from: KitKat on January 31, 2017, 08:10:04 PM
Where are ya Chirpy?  :emot_kiss:

Had to go shopping with the baby. No time for sexay writing.  :D


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Reply #22 on: January 31, 2017, 08:33:30 PM
Wrong answer.  :emot_bottomspank:


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Reply #23 on: January 31, 2017, 08:37:18 PM
 :D


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Reply #24 on: January 31, 2017, 09:15:20 PM
CJ followed the woman ghost to a room. The spirit glowed and looked angelic. The woman's hair was chocolate brown, and she had wonderful breasts to compliment a perfect body. But her face was shadowed.

"Uh, hi! My name's CJ. What's yours?"

The spirit doesn't answer.

"I'm married, but she isn't here right now. Just in case you were wondering."

The spirit approaches.

"We have an open relationship. You know, as far as I'm concerned."

The spirit, it's face still strangely shadowed, gently caressed CJ's breasts.

"A very, very open relationship."

The pleasure of her breasts being caressed was shortly lived as the spirits toothless, ugly, horrible face was exposed. CJ screamed in absolute horror as the spirit stuck it's strangely long tongue out and tried to stick it in CJ's mouth. KitKat heard the screaming and ran to investigate. When she arrived, the spirit was on her knees, face in front of CJ's crotch with a brown paper bag over it's head. It was obvious what the spirit was about to do to CJ.

KitKat was absolutely appalled at what she was witnessing.

"Oh my god! What the fuck are you doing!?" KitKat screamed.

"Fuck off, this ain't no peep show!"

But the spirit disappeared before anything could happen. Possibly spooked by KitKat's meddling.

"You fucking cunt blocked me!"

CJ zipped up.

To be continued.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2017, 05:02:20 AM by ChirpingGirl »


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Reply #25 on: January 31, 2017, 10:02:13 PM
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Cunt blocked!

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Reply #26 on: January 31, 2017, 10:48:13 PM
whoo, that was close! good thing KitKat showed up when she did! Saved CJ from a cunnilinction (if that's what it's called) by a revenant!


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Reply #27 on: February 01, 2017, 01:23:22 AM
In the movies, CJ would have been dead with the dead witch grabbing her boobs and shoving her rancid tongue down her throat. But since CJ is the writer... ;-)

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Reply #28 on: February 01, 2017, 01:39:52 AM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on February 01, 2017, 01:23:22 AM
In the movies, CJ would have been dead with the dead witch grabbing her boobs and shoving her rancid tongue down her throat. But since CJ is the writer... ;-)

You don't throw a long tongue away.  :D


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Reply #29 on: February 01, 2017, 01:41:44 AM
Come on Chirpy, add more to the story.


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #30 on: February 01, 2017, 01:43:48 AM
Quote from: KitKat on February 01, 2017, 01:41:44 AM
Come on Chirpy, add more to the story.

Do you want to feed my kids, give them baths and put them to bed tonight? Cause... that'd be great!  :D

Then I'll do some work.


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Reply #31 on: February 01, 2017, 01:44:59 AM
Sure, I'll be right over. ;)


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Reply #32 on: February 01, 2017, 01:51:22 AM
What I want to know, is why did KitKat take on CJ as a partner? She doesn't want to do any of the work and doesn't understand KitKat's Egon-speak. ;-) Even the Ghostbuster's "weakest link" Slimer was of use...

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Reply #33 on: February 01, 2017, 02:04:33 AM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on February 01, 2017, 01:51:22 AM
What I want to know, is why did KitKat take on CJ as a partner? She doesn't want to do any of the work and doesn't understand KitKat's Egon-speak. ;-) Even the Ghostbuster's "weakest link" Slimer was of use...

Already explained: CJ spent 80 grand on her business. Kit has no choice and CJ wants her fucking money back before her wife finds out and turns her into a ghost.  ;D


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Reply #34 on: February 01, 2017, 02:15:59 AM
"So it was poop fumes that almost made you violate your marriage vows?" KitKat asked.

"...........Yep."

CJ walks by KitKat, not a single fuck given.

They made their way back upstairs to find that the hole they'd fallen through was no longer there.

"The spirits wanted us to find this book." KitKat said.

"Next time maybe the spirits can guide us without dropping us through a fuckin' house!"

"The owner said there were horrific murders here."

"Yeah, but those were just hookers. Back in the day it was probably a $5 fine, and $10 disposal in the river fee instead of the $150 and time served it is today."

"That spirit that dropped the book must have been one of the victims."

The building began to shake.

"The spiritual energy is reaching it's apex!" KitKat said.

CJ decided to make good on her threat and slaps KitKat upside the back of her head.

"Ow! You bitch!"

The house is transformed around them once again back to it's former glory. But everything is going in reverse.

"I think the poop fumes are really startin' to get to me." CJ said.

"We're witnessing a spiritual... thingy in reverse."

"Ran out of technobabble, did we?"

CJ and KitKat witnessed the naked man they'd seen before walk out of the room and followed him. They watched as he slaughtered the fat man being pegged. CJ thought this was somehow worse as the naked man impaled the fat man up his ass with his ceremonial knife. Then the naked man beheaded the hot bodied, but horribly faced woman CJ met earlier as she serviced a client with a bag over her head. The mayhem continued until all of the hookers and clients had been savagely murdered. But as they witnessed the hooker who dropped the book be gutted, everything went into reverse thingy again and they followed the hooker as she blew cum back into a cock, time and time again with many men, but then they followed her back to the entrance where she placed the strange statue CJ had found earlier. The hooker placed it there for some unknown reason before she went off to service men. Everything seemed to pause. KitKat picked the statue up and inspected it.

"This means something." KitKat said.

To be continued.


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Reply #35 on: February 01, 2017, 02:25:52 AM
Yeah. This means the story makes no sense. :P So why do I keep reading it?


Oh, yeah. I need a good laugh. ;-)

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Reply #36 on: February 01, 2017, 02:29:25 AM
No one said anything about it making sense.


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Reply #37 on: February 01, 2017, 02:33:33 AM
A greatly warped mind at work here. :emot_laughing:

One of the more fun stories I've read in a long time.  Keep it coming.

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Reply #38 on: February 01, 2017, 04:57:45 AM
CJ takes a picture of the statue with her phone.

"It means I'm putting it on Ebay for $69.99 plus shipping and handling."

"That hooker put this statue here, then after she got stabbed she went to that man and got down on her knees in front of him just like this statue."

"So?"

"So it means... something."

"It means something?"

"Yes, it means something."

"But what does it mean?"

"Something!"

"But what!?"

"I don't know!"

CJ's had enough.

"That's it! You stay here and figure out what it means all you want. I'm goin' home to eat some Asian. If you know what I fucking mean!"

The front door flies open. CJ quickly grabs KitKat and gets behind her, using her as a Human shield. A man is standing in the doorway. It's the owner of the property, but something is clearly wrong with him. He appears to be under the control of some kind of supernatural force.

"It's for you." CJ said as she cowered behind KitKat.

To be continued.


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Reply #39 on: February 01, 2017, 08:07:56 AM
These what seem to be paranormal phenomena are not real. I think the girls are having these delusions because of too much sex in their diet. Or not enough. It's possible it's one or the other. Their sex life is out of balance somehow. I think that's what needs to be investigated. Someone needs to start a 'sex life balancing therapy' service.


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